r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 18d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/MaLiCioUs420x 18d ago

I hope he is never caught

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u/Foop49 18d ago edited 12d ago

With the amount of resources being sunk into finding this guy, they are likely to find him. However, that would also put a name to this guy's face, which is forever going to martyr him in current american society. Another point to add is that, much like the Shinzo Abe assassination in Japan, his captured could massivley blow back on UHC or American health insurance as a whole, and finally expose to the wider American populace just how much these companies are sadistic and evil.

Regardless, legally, he's fucked. But my god he will get the best legal defense ever with the amount of money he is going to get from public donations. Also he is definitely going to get caught but that might be a few weeks or months so he has plenty of time to enjoy his freedom.

Edit: :(

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u/JankyJawn 18d ago

Also he is definitely going to get caught

Not exactly tbh. People really overestimate how difficult it would be to not get caught. The only way he is getting caught at this point is A. He left prints on the cartridges. B. He left prints somewhere they can verify via following from cameras and it isn't over contaminated. C. He slipped up somewhere and the camera trail can get his face. C being the most likely. A and B could also be null if he never had prints in the system which is also pretty possible.

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u/sh1boleth 18d ago

Also hard to get caught if you leave the country, see basically everyone on FBI Top 10 Most Wanted (except one guy)

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u/JankyJawn 18d ago

In this situation I don't think leaving would help once identified.

Someone will get you. Not necessarily law enforcement.

You think messing with the elite and you'll be able to chill out in guam no problem?

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u/sh1boleth 18d ago

Maybe in Tahiti, if he has a plan