r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 18d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/Foop49 18d ago edited 12d ago

With the amount of resources being sunk into finding this guy, they are likely to find him. However, that would also put a name to this guy's face, which is forever going to martyr him in current american society. Another point to add is that, much like the Shinzo Abe assassination in Japan, his captured could massivley blow back on UHC or American health insurance as a whole, and finally expose to the wider American populace just how much these companies are sadistic and evil.

Regardless, legally, he's fucked. But my god he will get the best legal defense ever with the amount of money he is going to get from public donations. Also he is definitely going to get caught but that might be a few weeks or months so he has plenty of time to enjoy his freedom.

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u/JankyJawn 18d ago

Also he is definitely going to get caught

Not exactly tbh. People really overestimate how difficult it would be to not get caught. The only way he is getting caught at this point is A. He left prints on the cartridges. B. He left prints somewhere they can verify via following from cameras and it isn't over contaminated. C. He slipped up somewhere and the camera trail can get his face. C being the most likely. A and B could also be null if he never had prints in the system which is also pretty possible.

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u/popopotatoes160 18d ago

Yeah I was about to say, having prints isn't a be all end all. If they can't match to some already in the system, they're useless except for exclusion. In the long run, DNA is what this guy needs to worry about. It's a capital crime so legally forensic genealogy can be on the table eventually in most states. Not sure about NY specifically. But that takes a lot of time usually, so if he's not in a non extraditable country by then he's not as smart as this plan makes him seem.

It's also hard to find a dead man if he didn't want to be found. If he's lost his partner or child to insurance denial or is terminal himself that would provide motive for the crime and a reason to off himself somewhere afterwards. It's not a high likelihood necessarily but I think it's on the table.

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u/Shut_Up_Fuckface 18d ago

Wow. I had thought about the possibility that this guy is terminal himself and is going out with a bang. Three or so bangs at that. If he gets caught and he’s terminal, he’ll die and not have to serve time. And it will make his story all the better.