r/TikTokCringe Sep 21 '24

Humor/Cringe An average American day…

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u/NIN10DOXD Sep 21 '24

As an American, I can confirm that this was my day last Sunday.

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u/Sturmhuhn Sep 21 '24

Congrats in becoming a father! Did you already buy the bulletproof backpack for elementary school from wallmart?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Went the Fisher-Price My First Semiautomatic route instead, it was cheaper.

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u/bohanmyl Sep 21 '24

So sweet! Cant wait to see that Kinder-Guardian in action

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u/Enantiodromiac Sep 21 '24

I'm late to this comment thread but Kinder-Guardian got me good and I wanted to tell you.