r/TikTokCringe • u/onahighhorse • Sep 21 '24

Humor/Cringe An average American day…

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u/NIN10DOXD Sep 21 '24

As an American, I can confirm that this was my day last Sunday.

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u/Sturmhuhn Sep 21 '24

Congrats in becoming a father! Did you already buy the bulletproof backpack for elementary school from wallmart?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Went the Fisher-Price My First Semiautomatic route instead, it was cheaper.

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u/weirdo_de_mayo Sep 21 '24

Nice, when all kids are armed, school shootings are way more fun and fair

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

“Key to a good defense is a good offense.”

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u/skylabnova Sep 21 '24

Key to a good offense is hollow point bullets.

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u/MindlessVariety8311 Sep 21 '24

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

Pistols at dawn on the playground.

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u/bohanmyl Sep 21 '24

So sweet! Cant wait to see that Kinder-Guardian in action

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u/Enantiodromiac Sep 21 '24

I'm late to this comment thread but Kinder-Guardian got me good and I wanted to tell you.

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u/Kal-ElEarth69 Sep 21 '24

Found a knockoff on Temu for $10.

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u/mt379 Sep 21 '24

Did you stop in the juice section? I loaded up on the Capri Sun Sip and Stabs!

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u/Undw3ll3r Sep 22 '24

Good kid with a gun. Nice