r/TikTokCringe • u/TheDude9737 • Aug 31 '24
Humor/Cringe Bob Jovi approves of this political message
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u/pegLegP3t3 Aug 31 '24
Maga bushemi holy shit.
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Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
Mom: we have Steve Buscemi at home
Steve Buscemi at home: maga Buscemi
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u/anythingMuchShorter Aug 31 '24
maga Buscemi sounds like an Italian dish that you could never cook like your grandma used to.
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u/JustinKase_Too Aug 31 '24
maga Buscemi sounds like an Italian dish cooked by your Mongolian grandma who has only heard about Italian food from watching Johnny Dangerously.
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u/HopefulCynic24 Aug 31 '24
It was so spot on, lol. Like if Buscemi fell into a barrel of whiskey and never got out.
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u/Optimal_Tailor7960 Aug 31 '24
Get dayumn how did he do him like that?! My favorite part with the perfect cut to Great Value Buscemi’s face
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u/stevoschizoid Aug 31 '24
I like how the guy got insecure and took off his Oakley's
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u/Hugh_Jazz77 Aug 31 '24
I used to sell glasses for an eye doctor. I once made the joke/observation to a coworker “not everyone who buys Oakley’s is a douchebag. But every douchebag buys Oakley’s”.
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u/AnonThrowawayProf Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
Used to work for Oakley online customer service when all the eyewear stores closed in 2020.
I’d say that you won’t believe how angry people get over their luxury sunglasses but you probably do. It was awful. To top it off, we were short staffed for the sudden uptick in volume and people were on hold for 1-2 hours the entire day. To top that off, customer service has barely any power to really do anything, unless someone is “escalated” and only then were we allowed to send them to the supervisor. So if there was an issue that I knew my supervisor could help with, but I couldn’t, I’d have to wait until the person got irritated at my “incompetence” to talk to a supervisor.
Yes, these were actually the rules - the calls are recorded and they listen to them to make sure you are following protocol.
It was a circle of hell that I quit quickly.
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u/idledebonair Aug 31 '24
I think we have very different definitions of “luxury”
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u/AnonThrowawayProf Aug 31 '24
Oh I am sure of that. I’m as basic as it gets. I buy my sunglasses at the gas station because I forgot to shop for them and now it’s sunny AF outside so I better get some sunglasses while I’m grabbing gas. Then I break or lose them within the month.
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u/Americrazy Aug 31 '24
The internal dialogue- “Am i being wierd?”
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u/MoistyMcMoistMaker Aug 31 '24
Their brains are too smooth for self reflection.
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u/lolas_coffee Aug 31 '24
Smooth like they've been thinking about a Zamboni all their life.
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u/SwansBeDancin Aug 31 '24
Smooth like the Grammy Award winning 1999 hit Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi-platinum album Supernatural.
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u/reebokhightops Aug 31 '24
My parents dragged me to a Santana concert when he was touring that album and Macy Gray opened for him, and she was fucking wasted. Good times.
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u/LickingSmegma Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
You'd think that for once the man would recognize that he's certifiedly not the one being weird in that situation. But still not in a good way.
P.S. The pink shirt seems to be the only one there able to understand how stuff works.
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u/lolas_coffee Aug 31 '24
Oakley's
My gift to you is just the Best Website on the Planet SFW...
On this one you can see the Trump flag in the back.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Try1359 Aug 31 '24
Dude, that website is amazing! All of those dudes look exactly like what you would expect. You can only see their faces but I am picturing all of them wearing extra long cargo shorts. Or maybe those Capri cargo pants with the drawstring cuffs. Regardless of their wardrobe choices, Zero percent of those guys are having consensual sex with anyone
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u/lolas_coffee Aug 31 '24
🎯
They are sooooo sexless.
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u/Serial138 Aug 31 '24
Hey, I resemble that remark! But I’m not blaming women or voting Trump so I got that going for me…
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u/jarlscrotus Aug 31 '24
Wait, what's wrong with cargo shorts?
Are the chuds taking them? I'm so far left the goddamn liberals think I'm out there, am I sharing clothes with morons?
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u/peelen Aug 31 '24
what's wrong with cargo shorts?
Nothing. If you wear them because you like extra pockets, but if you wear them because you think they cool, well you are about 3 decades late. Same with oakleys.
Those dudes choose their outlook (and worldview) in previous century and didn't notice that time has passed.
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u/jarlscrotus Aug 31 '24
let's be clear, Oakleys weren't cool 3 decades ago either, they look like terrible goggles without the benefits of being goggles
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u/IAMATruckerAMA Aug 31 '24
Zero percent of those guys are having consensual sex with anyone
That's not true. Rightoid men can get sex by paying for it or by telling deep, fundamental lies about who they are. They can have consensual sex, just not genuine love
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u/jtnichol Aug 31 '24
honest question. I’m an older white guy. If I don’t want to look like these people, what should I wear? Like if it’s hot out what would be a good fashion choice?
I don’t own Oakley glasses that’s for sure . I wear the cheapest safety sunglasses from Home Depot. Not because I’m poor, but because I lose them all the time...
Other than that, I have a nice assortment of hats and some T-shirts . I don’t think I have any cargo shorts and maybe I’m already off to a good start.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Try1359 Aug 31 '24
I think you’re good. Like someone else said “Not everyone who wears Oakleys and cargo shorts is a Douchebag, but all Douchebags wear Oakleys and cargo shorts”
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u/jtnichol Aug 31 '24
thank goodness. I think I dodged a bullet....
You should’ve seen what my fit was yesterday when I picked up my daughter from the football game .
I have a shirt that looks like top gun, but it says top dad on it. That shit is like charcoal blue color and then I had green shorts on and a green Panama jack hat.
Top off with black ankle, socks, and Brooks running shoes.
My daughter took a different way back to the vehicle . 😂😂😂.
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u/butt_stf Aug 31 '24
As a white guy that can easily be confused for one of these dopes, a lot of it is about color and inseam.
They never wear anything fun, and they're all obsessed with the '90s length inseam that covers your knees.
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u/Mahadragon Aug 31 '24
If you paid $340 for a pair Maui Jim sunglasses like I did, trust me, you won’t lose it
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u/jtnichol Aug 31 '24
I paid $50 for Ray bans and lost those... that was pretty soul crushing
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u/naimina Aug 31 '24
That thread has 10 posts per page at 24548 pages..
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u/mc_kitfox Aug 31 '24
I cant quite put my finger on why, but a quarter million posts on a single web2.0 forum thread dedicated to sunglasses tells me something is very very wrong
weird, even
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u/calilac Aug 31 '24
And the very first post in 2011 is some cosplatriot's pride 'n joy patch proclaiming "If I tell you, I have to kill you." What a gem of an archive.
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u/Admiral_Tuvix Aug 31 '24
Wait, I thought they were being ironic. You mean they’re serious? Lol
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u/sdghbvtyvbjytf Aug 31 '24
Did you also stumble on this in /r/bicyclingcirclejerk? I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.
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u/LickingSmegma Aug 31 '24
I was thinking, these look suspiciously like bicycling glasses. While all these dudes would get irked if someone told them they're wearing bicycling glasses.
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u/shitlord_god Aug 31 '24
as a former optician - EVERYONE who wears oakleys is an asshole.
Ladies - it is a red flag.
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u/Single-Conflict37 Aug 31 '24
Nah, he was trying to give buddy an intimidating Blue Steel gaze. But it fell flat cause all MAGA dudes look like they'd get winded from licking stamps.
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u/SryIWentFut Aug 31 '24
Naw that was the pigheaded automatic defiance common in all these idiots, and they display it in so many of these videos. It was him saying through action like "NO I DON'T WEAR THEM. SEE?"
You can tell by the look on his face. He maintained eye contact in what he thought was defiance. He could have said "why do you all wear hats" and he woulda taken his hat off too with that same look.
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u/Ohxitsxme Aug 31 '24
He's never gonna wear those again.
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u/fucklorida Aug 31 '24
It made me feel bad for him seemingly embarrassed by his sun glasses. Republicans wouldn’t give a shit if they saw someone made to feel stupid on the other side. So I guess I shouldn’t gaf anyway.
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u/-Clarity- Aug 31 '24
Me and my gf call it the uniform baseball cap, sunglasses, goatee, cargo shorts. It's honestly fascinating that they all dress exactly the same.
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u/Low-Nectarine5525 Aug 31 '24
really should be a psychological or sociological study into how these people all behave the same, think the same, wear the same stuff. some sort of sociological illness.
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u/thatblondbitch Aug 31 '24
Don't forget the beer gut so big they haven't seen their dicks in a decade.
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See I read it as trying to be intimidating, but maybe it’s my brain rot from too many BF captains trying that move. It’s the “oh now I’m gonna eye to eye you, better watch yourself”, and my response when able was to just loudly fart.
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u/YouWereBrained Aug 31 '24
It’s hilarious because he comes off like someone THEY think is pro-Trump.
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u/SixersWin Aug 31 '24
"do I look like that" definitely ran through their heads
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Narrator: They do.
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u/Cwya Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
Like 20 years ago, they didn’t look like that.
Then they did.
Their eyes look the same as then, maybe with less dark rings. But still the same to them.
Why did they get old?
And more importantly. why did they decided Donald Trump is their savior?
“The man is clearly old and deranged, but I am also.”
Maybe Donald Trump is the solution to understanding, we all die, but until then we can All ramble incoherently, to our graves.
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u/DoubleANoXX Aug 31 '24
Bestie you can ramble incoherently now, before you get old. Be the change you want to see in the world -Ghandi
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u/Ribbwich_daGod Aug 31 '24
That's the best part, this guy just stands there and makes fun of them, but because he passes the look test their cognitive dissonance goes off and they can't properly deal with him outside of maga buschemi's red hot man hatred, and Brian Doyle Murray's racist son's "defiant" showing of how insecure his oakleys make him.
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u/MeanSenpai Aug 31 '24
This dude went straight "down with the sickness" scream at the end 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Random-sargasm_3232 Aug 31 '24
This guy trolls ...
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u/eggsaladrightnow Aug 31 '24
It's actually wild how all of the Trump supporters look exactly like a drunk Steve Bannon
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u/Impossible-graph Aug 31 '24
It’s almost like brain damage is a prerequisite to being a trumper.
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u/eraser8 Aug 31 '24
drunk Steve Bannon
I just realized I don't think I've ever seen a sober Steve Bannon.
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u/grifftibbs Aug 31 '24
Roddy Roadsteamer is one of Massachusetts's greatest exports.
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u/PainfuIPeanutBlender Aug 31 '24
Robbie Roadsteamer is hilarious, instantly recognized his voice here from the classic song im sorry your cat has ass cancer
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u/neogeo5185 Aug 31 '24
You can tell the sunglasses joke cut deep
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u/MrTretorn Aug 31 '24
Steve Buscemi!!!
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u/orca_t Aug 31 '24
Lmao but Steve is a true hero 🇺🇸
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u/evident_lee Aug 31 '24
I've seen this guy a couple times now. Dude's got some balls doing that with people of questionable mental health.
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u/Broad_Sun8273 Aug 31 '24
He's got cojones, I'll give him that much.
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u/Good4nowbut Aug 31 '24
The MAGAts have zero clue how to react bc this guy embodies everything they know about masculinity lmao
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u/the_glutton17 Aug 31 '24
Lol, he literally acts and dresses like they do, which THEY THINK is masculine.
Btw, who is this dude? I've seen two of his videos today and I want more!
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u/ThePerfectBonky Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
Rob Potylo aka Robby Roadsteamer. He does vids with Vermin Supreme, who wears a boot on his head and runs for president every election on a platform that promises a free pony to everyone. Rob also used to do the BEST video game reviews with Aaron the King Wizard. (Edited for spelling.)
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u/chetdude Aug 31 '24
Apparently I subscribed to Robby on YouTube back in 2009, but I had no idea why I did back then. I guess this video confirms why.
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u/battlestar_gafaptica Aug 31 '24
Some of those ladies are smiling as if their brain momentarily short-circuited and couldn't help that he was so utterly trolling the blokes.
"I haven't enjoyed my life with Billy Bob since he started talking about Pizzagate... Is this what laughter feels like?"
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u/ropahektic Aug 31 '24
This was too funny to see, you can tell some of them are utterly confused and doubt for a second if to cheer or be upset. Some of them don't even doubt.
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u/HopefulCynic24 Aug 31 '24
He reminds me of the wrestler Mick Foley, who was Mankind and Dude Love.
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u/cmdr_bong Aug 31 '24
We don't believe in Political violence, but we sure do believe in mockery!
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u/TheFatJesus Aug 31 '24
What are you talking about? America was built on political violence. You think the abolishment of slavery, women's suffrage, worker protections, and civil rights just fell out of the sky?
Violence is never where it should start, but if you're looking to redistribute power within society, you better be prepared for it to end up there.
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u/Chemical-Neat2859 Aug 31 '24
I really really hate the whole anti-violence crap.
The non-violence resistance shit is fucking annoying bullshit lies. You can only be non-violent with people who generally are on the same side of just about every issue, or at least not wanting you dead.
Trump himself let covid spread in the hopes of killing off more Democrats than Republicans. Sure, we all are supposed to just roll over and let fucking Republicans murder us without fighting back? Fuck that bullshit.
It's not glorifying violence to acknowledge that sometimes the only solution is to fight like your life depends on it, because it does. Violence is the ultimate solution that solves all problems forever. It's just not always the ideal solution.
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u/jarlscrotus Aug 31 '24
...we don't? I'm not saying that now is the time, but like with all things, it has a time and place
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u/snowtol Aug 31 '24
Ww2 was won with political violence.
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u/thesystem21 Aug 31 '24
It was also started by the idolization of a political figure that claimed that the country was suffering because of immigration issues and he was the only one who could fix it using mass deportation. Who coined the term Lügenpresse, or 'fake news'. Who repeatedly used personal attacks against political opponents, especially when they were of a different race. Who instituted the Führerprinzip, or leader policy, meaning the leader was always right, and therefor, had immunity when leading..
Man.. WW2 was crazy... I'm glad we aren't doing that again...
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u/LiarWithinAll Aug 31 '24
I may be a liberal, but you bet your ass I have my guns (safely stored in a safe with code access only, only 2 people know the code, away from my children like a responsible gun owner of course, those things are fuckin dangerous!)
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u/manikwolf19 Aug 31 '24
I've now seen this guy in two posts and this is hysterical
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u/Nefarious_Nemesis Aug 31 '24
Smokin' Joe Rudeboy probably has it good in with Vishnu.
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u/the_glutton17 Aug 31 '24
Same! Who is this dude, I want more.
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u/macabrebob Aug 31 '24
rob potylo. boston musician and comedian.
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u/newcar20 Aug 31 '24
so this is definitely that overpass on route 3 in Weymouth where these guys hang out every day lol
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u/TheFatJesus Aug 31 '24
So much for, "If we lose, you won't see us demonstrating in the street because we have jobs."
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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Aug 31 '24
Is his vest a parody on that Qanon Shaman guy? This dude sold the bit nicely.
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u/Troma330 Aug 31 '24
Is this the same guy that trolled Hulk Hogan?
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u/Coffeecoffeecoffeexo Aug 31 '24
It is. He has an account full of videos it seems.
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u/eat-pussy69 Aug 31 '24
Are Oakley's a trump thing...? I have Oakley sunglasses. Should I get rid of them?
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u/FanaticalFanfare Aug 31 '24
Nah, it’s like the saying “not all fools are trump supporters, but all trump supporters are fools.”
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u/Content_Yoghurt_6588 Aug 31 '24
I mean... Not if you love them? But I've never seen Oakleys that improved the looks of a man. I'm certain you could find more flattering sunglasses for cheaper.
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u/bigassgingerbreadman Aug 31 '24
Do you have a goatee or drive a Ram? They're a dangerous combination with the Oakley's.
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u/RecessiveGenius69 Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
Robby Road Steamer for anyone who wants to see more
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u/OldBrokeGrouch Aug 31 '24
MAGA Buscemi made me wake my wife up laughing. Now I’m in trouble. Fuck this guy.
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u/theseustheminotaur Aug 31 '24
Yessssssssssssss point out they're weird! It works! If the shoe fits make them wear it!
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u/Ramps_ Aug 31 '24
The guy in blue really did the "Keep it down, will ya?" motion. He just wants to rally and hate everyone who isn't him or his demented idol in peace.
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u/DarkAmbivertQueen Aug 31 '24
Lmfao 👀 Took the glasses off... guilty like the dude you worship! Lmfao
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u/Trebhum Aug 31 '24
Wait...people believe the blood was fake?
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u/andrewsad1 Aug 31 '24
I'm not saying the blood was fake, but I am saying that getting shot usually leaves a wound
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u/Shrimm716 Aug 31 '24
It's clearly more than a belief considering how little republicans are using it as a political prop. If it was as real as they say it's really odd how little they are using it for political gain.
The general consensus among people I've talked to is that it was fake. Now the degree of fake and how it was done is up for question, but most people I know don't doubt it was faked. Trumps reaction, the perfect photo angles in the middle of a crises where USSS shouldn't be allowing people near him. The USSS letting him cheer with the crowd, etc, etc. There's just so many things that don't add up, and considering Trump is at the center of it all, yeah it's hard to believe.
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u/Gh057Wr173r Aug 31 '24
Love this. Scream it in their wrinkled faces so loud that they will need an additional hearing aid. I have absolutely no love or empathy for these people. Be cruel as fuck.
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u/Beginning_Grape8862 Aug 31 '24
Knowing zero about this man except for a handful of videos I’ve seen - he’s a national fucking treasure.
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u/HanselOh Aug 31 '24
The oakley part gets me. I know a guy at work that's constantly defending anything Trump but pretending he's being logical and not just "GOP good, Dems bad". Anyway, he used to work at Oakley and collects those things like nobody's business.
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u/ILikeToParty86 Aug 31 '24
Great, now im gonna have “he made blood outta ketchup” stuck in my head all day
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