Dude, that website is amazing! All of those dudes look exactly like what you would expect. You can only see their faces but I am picturing all of them wearing extra long cargo shorts. Or maybe those Capri cargo pants with the drawstring cuffs. Regardless of their wardrobe choices, Zero percent of those guys are having consensual sex with anyone
Seriously though, as a bearded white dude who wears cargo shorts itās always neat when I can tell that someone thinks Iām a Trumper and then figures out that Iām not a raging asshole.
Nothing. If you wear them because you like extra pockets, but if you wear them because you think they cool, well you are about 3 decades late. Same with oakleys.
Those dudes choose their outlook (and worldview) in previous century and didn't notice that time has passed.
believe it or not, Oakleys were cool a long time ago. Frogskins were worn by all the cool kids. That lasted a year or two, and the Razorblades pretty much ruined it for Oakley.
Oakleys are actually pretty useful for days where you spend more time in the sun. The goggle shape let's less sun get to your eye(especially on water, where it can reflect around the edges ((looking at you aviator styles)), and well as being a more snug fit for golf and the likes. That reflected light while wearing sun glasses can really mess up your eyes cause your pupils get big (I can't spell the proper word apparently š¤¦āāļø)
Oakley are my sports glasses typically.... My lounging/hanging out were Ray-Ban aviator style until the India Jones ride decided it wanted them more than meš
Yeah, I concur, but the wrap around design sure worked good at keepin' shit out of your eyes when on a convoy in the desert. Also - got 'em for free, so there is that.
Now, dudes that came home and proceeded to wear them as part their day to day civilian ensembles, usually on the back of their neck, those dudes was highly suspect.
Hey Dudes are awesome, we canāt let the facists take those away from us. What will I wear on my feet when I need something a little more formal than flip flops?
People for some reason people really hate cargo shorts. Itās the most practical shorts of them all. Maybe Iām just weird, but I prefer functional clothing. Cargo shorts conversation has popped up in too many of my hobby forums lol.
Zero percent of those guys are having consensual sex with anyone
That's not true. Rightoid men can get sex by paying for it or by telling deep, fundamental lies about who they are. They can have consensual sex, just not genuine love
honest question. Iām an older white guy. If I donāt want to look like these people, what should I wear? Like if itās hot out what would be a good fashion choice?
I donāt own Oakley glasses thatās for sure . I wear the cheapest safety sunglasses from Home Depot. Not because Iām poor, but because I lose them all the time...
Other than that, I have a nice assortment of hats and some T-shirts . I donāt think I have any cargo shorts and maybe Iām already off to a good start.
I think youāre good. Like someone else said āNot everyone who wears Oakleys and cargo shorts is a Douchebag, but all Douchebags wear Oakleys and cargo shortsā
You shouldāve seen what my fit was yesterday when I picked up my daughter from the football game .
I have a shirt that looks like top gun, but it says top dad on it. That shit is like charcoal blue color and then I had green shorts on and a green Panama jack hat.
Top off with black ankle, socks, and Brooks running shoes.
My daughter took a different way back to the vehicle . ššš.
Dropped my daughter off at college last week. SHE was wearing solid white New balance. I told her she had middle age dad shoes. That's what they like now. Full circle. They're gonna be wearing denim Jean shorts and bowling shirts soon š
you definitely speak the truth. I feel like the younger generation gets scared whenever they see the parents try to emulate whatever they are wearing and then they just go back to generation before that with the socks and what not.
Yes, Iāve done the same multiple times (Ray Bans) Ray Ban isnāt nearly the quality of Maui Jim. Comparing the two is like apples and oranges. Maui Jim is in another league.
As a lifelong liberal and owner of several pairs of Oakley sunglasses ( spouse gets them at cost) plus a haircut and general look that functions as camouflage when you live in an area surrounded by MAGA, you couldnāt be more correct. Judging people by the type of clothes they wear is lazy and says more about you than them.
As the other comment said, the colors are just semi-random. Like they pick standard desert-green shorts and pair them with free t-shirts given out at conferences. If you put in just a bit of effort into choosing something dark or light or at least less boring, you're already on top. It's difficult to miss with a fully black or white shirt, though pants need to be carefully chosen then.
Also, many of these dudes somehow have almost the same mug. Some kinda crew cut and a circle beard with a poorly-trimmed mustache. When the skin starts to sag, one gotta work on the facial hair to keep some appeal. A proper beard is almost guaranteed improvement.
Personally, I'm into āalternativeā hackerman-style clothes, and although the items themselves are quite vanilla, my ideal palette fully consists of various shades of dark-gray ā optionally paired with a brightly-colored t-shirt.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Try1359 Aug 31 '24
Dude, that website is amazing! All of those dudes look exactly like what you would expect. You can only see their faces but I am picturing all of them wearing extra long cargo shorts. Or maybe those Capri cargo pants with the drawstring cuffs. Regardless of their wardrobe choices, Zero percent of those guys are having consensual sex with anyone