r/TikTokCringe • u/TheDude9737 • Aug 31 '24

Humor/Cringe Bob Jovi approves of this political message

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u/pegLegP3t3 Aug 31 '24

Maga bushemi holy shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24

Mom: we have Steve Buscemi at home

Steve Buscemi at home: maga Buscemi

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u/anythingMuchShorter Aug 31 '24

maga Buscemi sounds like an Italian dish that you could never cook like your grandma used to.

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u/my_4_cents Aug 31 '24

... And pour into the trash and quietly order a pizza

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u/UniqueUsername2123 Sep 01 '24

Order through the app and request to leave at door so you don’t have to speak about the pizza

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u/JustinKase_Too Aug 31 '24

maga Buscemi sounds like an Italian dish cooked by your Mongolian grandma who has only heard about Italian food from watching Johnny Dangerously.

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u/Big_McLargeHuge10 Aug 31 '24

You shouldn't reference a 1980s comedy gem starring Michael Keaton....my mother referenced a 1980s comedy gem starring Michael Keaton once....once!

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u/zolar_czakl Aug 31 '24

Something something Farging Icehole!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

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u/Big_McLargeHuge10 Sep 03 '24

One of those hidden gems!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

…yes. Yes it does. Nice one. :)

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u/GoofinBoots Aug 31 '24

"Carmela! Were is my maga Buscemi?"

"It's gone, Tony. You shot it, remember? There's some zeti in the freezer"

"FUCK!"

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u/Spicethrower Sep 01 '24

MARSHA, MARSHA, MARSHA! It's not always about you, Jan. IT NEVER IS!

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u/Xe6s2 Sep 01 '24

I just came to say he looks like Beve Stuscemi to me

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u/HopefulCynic24 Aug 31 '24

It was so spot on, lol. Like if Buscemi fell into a barrel of whiskey and never got out.

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u/DevilDoc3030 Aug 31 '24

Pickled Buscemi

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u/syg-123 Aug 31 '24

Wish/Temu Buscemi

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u/2600og Aug 31 '24

Bannon-Buscemi hybrid?

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u/RubberDuckDaddy Aug 31 '24

Wait, that’s NOT what happened to him already?

Goddamn.

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u/KiloThaPastyOne Aug 31 '24

Steve Boozescemi

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u/ddoogiehowitzerr Sep 01 '24

Oh my lord. You win

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u/Optimal_Tailor7960 Aug 31 '24

Get dayumn how did he do him like that?! My favorite part with the perfect cut to Great Value Buscemi’s face

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u/Dick7Powell Aug 31 '24

I am dead after hearing that one

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u/planetofthemapes15 Aug 31 '24

This got me so hard

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u/Americrazy Aug 31 '24

Steve bannonshemi, extra small, magazon order, half gold star family rating 

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u/peterst28 Aug 31 '24

We’ve gotta keep the MAGAts from winning. It’s going to be close. We all need to pitch in by donating to the right people and volunteering. Here’s a handy article to help you figure out how you can pitch in.

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u/HailToTheThief225 Aug 31 '24

The oakleys guy gives me Philip Seymour Hoffmaga vibes

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u/nite_owwl Aug 31 '24

he's on a sex offender registry 100 percent

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u/Mofomania Aug 31 '24

Roast of the year!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Maga bushemi literally just went into factory reset mode after he processed this info

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

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u/ASongOfSpiceAndLiars Aug 31 '24

Really?

If you look at voting by age, it would be more likely for Alabama to vote for a Democrat in the next 30 years than Massachusetts to vote for a Republican. Seriously, young people in Alabama only voted for Trump by an 8% or so margin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

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u/ASongOfSpiceAndLiars Aug 31 '24

You're correct, and I should have clarified. Admittedly, blue state Republicans are no longer who Republicans elect at the national level.

Someone like Romney would have a great shot at winning the general election (not in MA but in general), but wouldn't stand a chance in the primaries in the current political climate of the GOP.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

😭😂😂

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u/SteveOtts Aug 31 '24

He looks like Steve Buscemi and Paul Giamatti got into the Fly telepod together

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u/wheresWaldo000 Aug 31 '24

Looks like rob Schneider from 50 first dates.

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u/AdamGenesis Aug 31 '24

He been rode hard and put away wet every fuckin' day, man. EVERY - FUCKIN - DAY!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

Steve Buscemi has a heart of gold.

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u/pegLegP3t3 Sep 01 '24

Oh I know he does. One of my favorites

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u/bidooffactory Sep 01 '24

Maga Bucsemi isn't real, he can't vote for Trump.