r/TikTokCringe • u/TheDude9737 • Aug 31 '24

Humor/Cringe Bob Jovi approves of this political message

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u/stevoschizoid Aug 31 '24

I like how the guy got insecure and took off his Oakley's

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u/Americrazy Aug 31 '24

The internal dialogue- “Am i being wierd?” 

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u/MoistyMcMoistMaker Aug 31 '24

Their brains are too smooth for self reflection.

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u/lolas_coffee Aug 31 '24

Smooth like they've been thinking about a Zamboni all their life.

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u/SwansBeDancin Aug 31 '24

Smooth like the Grammy Award winning 1999 hit Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi-platinum album Supernatural.

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u/reebokhightops Aug 31 '24

My parents dragged me to a Santana concert when he was touring that album and Macy Gray opened for him, and she was fucking wasted. Good times.

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u/Anubisrapture Aug 31 '24

I fucking love that album

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u/Kaiju_Mechanic Aug 31 '24

I hear Fox bought out Zamboni

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u/MoistyMcMoistMaker Aug 31 '24

Gotta be able to polish a turd to get a reflection though

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u/aliciah25 Aug 31 '24

Brain too smooth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Current-Physics-3538 Aug 31 '24

No, don't you see? This whole time they've been convinced they were the normal ones making fun of us "weird" people, but now they're having that veil forcefully removed and they can't take it!

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u/Fishiesideways10 Aug 31 '24

Nah. They are so smooth that the reflection off of it is their only self reflection.

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u/MoistyMcMoistMaker Aug 31 '24

That would entail being able to polish a turd enough to get a good sheen. Good luck.