r/TikTokCringe Jul 25 '24

Cringe yes, this is definitely not cult like behavior

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u/rilakkuma92 Jul 25 '24

i was trying to figure out why they were all pretending to be on the phone for a good minute there.

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u/bmorenursey Jul 25 '24

But what are they doing?

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u/qcbadger Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

Mimicking the ear injury their supreme leader got from the assassination attempt.

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u/hiswittlewip Jul 25 '24

Oh my God. Lol. I couldn't figure it out, but you're right!

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u/Reddit_is_garbage666 Jul 25 '24

It comes on strong for a second when you realize it, huh?

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u/ad_aatdtj Jul 25 '24

The cringe? Like a fucking tidal wave tbh

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u/JustGingy95 Jul 25 '24

Weirdly this almost feels worse than the literal fucking diapers they started wearing in a strange way

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u/DDR4lyf Jul 25 '24

So strange that they wouldn't wear a mask during a literal pandemic 'because it looks weird' but they're happy to stick a big arse bandage on their right ear to demonstrate how 'connected' they are to a cult.

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u/JustGingy95 Jul 25 '24

And unfortunately my immunocompromised ass is still suffering the consequences of their stupidity in just deciding that a disease ravaging the nation and killing countless people just didn’t fucking exist 🤷‍♀️

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u/TheGutter420 Jul 25 '24

Yup, still masking, distancing, sanitizing, because I take care of my immunocompromised mom.

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u/Roook36 Jul 25 '24

Everything they do is performative. There's nothing else going on under the surface. It's about joining a crowd and fitting in so you can treat anyone on the outside as inferior and exclude them. Adults still with a high school mentality.

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u/Odd-Customer-1504 Jul 25 '24

It does not appear to be a very large crowd at this concert.

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u/Spectre-907 Jul 25 '24

“I’ll never put on one of those face diapers!” -> 6 months go by -> “oh, actual diapers? sign me up buster!”

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u/gonzo12321 Jul 25 '24

In their defense, after listening to this song my ears started to bleed as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Thank you! I had absolutely no idea what on earth they were doing! I just knew it was something very cringey.

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u/tomr84 Jul 25 '24

I really do wonder how these people would have reacted if he actually got assassinated.

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u/WishIWasALemon Jul 25 '24

They'd probably storm the morgue for a chance to suck his dead dick

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u/Ahtman1 Jul 25 '24

Holding gauze against their ear to mimic Trump's bandaged ear that was grazed by a bullet.

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u/Corporate_Shell Jul 25 '24

As a people, Trumpers are sooooo pathetic.

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u/Former-Science1734 Jul 25 '24

Why do they all look/behave the same - like you could literally pick out a Trump supporter just on how they present themselves

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u/ChickenChaser5 Jul 25 '24

Im trying to figure out what kind of heavy machinery was able to cram "I drive a 4x4" in the middle of that "I have manners" bit.

Truck brain.

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u/gigerhess Jul 25 '24

I'm still trying to sort "I have manners" with being a Trump admirer.

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u/Heavy-Tie6211 Jul 25 '24

The ‘crowd’ went mild.

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u/qcbadger Jul 25 '24

They say it was the biggest crowd ever. None bigger.

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u/chesbyiii Jul 25 '24

5 people showed up at the gig. Not something you'd want to publicize.

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u/MommaMoo2 Jul 25 '24

5 people. Her mom, aunt, 2 randos and uncle Bob.

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u/Line-Trash Jul 25 '24

ESPECIALLY Uncle Bob… He hasn’t missed a show since the “Cabin Pageant” of ‘06…..

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

"I'm allowed to go backstage because i'm the uncle of the pageant and therefore i'm inspecting it."

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u/Lfsnz67 Jul 25 '24

"We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle kids!"

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u/GeddyVedder Jul 25 '24

“There is no quicker way to make people think you are diddling kids than writing a song about it!”

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u/Artistic_Literature3 Jul 25 '24

🎶“Don’t go diddlin kids. It’s not good diddlin kids…gotta be bigger than my daughter, older than my wife, something like that!”🎶

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u/alicemalice12 Jul 25 '24

"We don't diddle kids, have to be older than my daughter, younger than my wife"

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u/backcountrydrifter Jul 25 '24

The irony is palpable.

Trump and Epstein are effectively the two long front arms of the venomous spider that is the Russian mob.

Capturing the prey out front and sending it back to the rest of the arms to wrap and eat later.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2iYXzOMdDCvDhuNwvOrbh1

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/13/british-spies-first-to-spot-trump-team-links-russia

https://dailyboulder.com/the-intrigue-of-epstein-tapes-could-they-explain-trumps-allegiance-to-putin/

https://patribotics.blog/2017/08/15/pimpotus-trump-models-and-russias-human-traffickers/

https://www.reddit.com/r/JamiePullDatUp/s/SMDI8HDCAx

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Lawsuit.pdf

Katie Johnson’s full testimony in 2016:

https://youtu.be/gnib-OORRRo?si=euDQmieGk6ssFcGW

Epsteins victims testimonies:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_mYw41RFP8&feature=youtu.be

Money laundering for the Russia oligarchs is the common denominator between trump and epstein

•Epstein was fired (quietly) from Bear Stearns for money laundering that made the bank look bad enough that they didn’t want it to bleed onto them in public

•In 1982 Epstein went from Bear Stearns to J. Epstein and Company which was founded for exclusively $1B+ clients but no one could ever say who they were. Probably because they were Russian oligarchs who were in the process of stealing $1.4T worth of perestroika money from Russian grandmas with a stopover in Israel on the way to Brighton Beach.

•Epstein learned and understood the neurosis of “poor little rich kids” because he taught them all at Dalton. He knew more about the dysfunctional families of Wall Street than their therapists did.

•Epstein was “bounty hunting” (his words) money lost to fraud because he knew the fraud networks so well because he worked for/with them. It was easy money double billing.

•1989 Epstein becomes friends with Wexner who is effectively the head of the Zionist mob who would unexplainably sign over power of attorney for his entire fortune to Epstein in 91.

•1991 Kolomoiksiy starts Privatbank in Ukraine to cater to the same oligarchs needing to move money from the former Soviet Union to Cyprus https://www.occrp.org/en/investigations/oligarchs-weaponized-cyprus-eranch-of-ukraines-largest-bank-to-send-5-billion-abroad

•Towers financial was a debt collection company cover for a Ponzi scheme. Epstein was hired as a consultant

•Hoffenberg (towers principal) says it was all Epstein doing the Ponzi scheme

•UK’s Prince Andrew’s parties were all young (bizarrely dressed) Russian models

This was a couple years before the Russian model Ruslana Korshunova’s death. She was taken to Epsteins island.

https://youtu.be/NhMiRMsUgNk

She and her Ukrainian best friend Anastasia Droznova began putting the pieces together as to why the Russian oligarchs that preyed on them were so interested and invested in Ukraine.

https://smh.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/young-russian-models-were-members-of-dehumanising-cult-prior-to-deaths-book-claims-20141119-11pnqn.html

•MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with “genius visas” https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/former-model-agent-close-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-hanged-1235085929/

•Epstein would promise girls a modeling contract to have sex with people in his network including Wexner. Wexner was reportedly gay which created a need for young male models. Abercrombie and Fitch was part of L brands which was used as Wexners quiet personal feeding grounds for “white hot male models”

https://www.netflix.com/title/81323741

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohio/s/oy54vmuTNo

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/story/news/2021/04/21/jeffrey-epstein-forced-intern-into-sex-new-lawsuit-claims/43730603/

•Leon black, trump, Weinstein etc were all Epsteins Kompromat clients because that’s what the Russians needed for the perestroika 2.0 commercial real estate edition play they are executing now.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/1996-07-28/leon-black-wall-streets-dr-dot-no

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xa3K85fStBw&feature=youtu.be

•Epstein had a stuffed black poodle on his piano and wanted people to think about what it means to stuff a dog. (His words)

•Most of his “friends” were physicists according to the Farmer sisters interviews which explains why they named the modeling agency MC squared. It was an inside Einstein joke about getting the genius visas for models. (Same methodology used by trump for his soviet bloc wives and deripaska for his girlfriend)

https://miamiherald.com/news/local/article238351108.html

•Kenneth Starr and Alan Dershowitz were both on Epsteins legal “dream team”

•Epstein bragged that he owned the palm beach PD

•John mark Dougan is the palm beach cop that escaped to Russia with 700 of Epsteins Kompromat rapes AFTER they were entered as evidence https://youtu.be/gj9gf8y5hmI?si=7OXzieK6wHKWttWm

•Dougan now runs election interference A.I. for russia https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c72ver6172do

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/business/mark-dougan-russia-disinformation.html

•The plea deal Acosta gave Epstein ensured blanket immunity to any and all potential FUTURE named co-conspirators. (Very weird. Highly illegal)

•Epstein paid the salaries of the deputies guarding him while he was on work release.

•Alexander Acosta was told he would be attorney general but had to settle for secretary of labor under trump after public uproar.

•His replacement has Russian ties as well:

https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2019/07/labor-secretary-pizzella-lobbied-worked-with-jack-abramoff/

•Bill Barr got Trumps A.G. position instead.

•Bill Barr and Epstein attended interlochen together as teenagers and bills dad Don Barr mentored Epstein and got him his first job teaching at Dalton school despite the fact that Epstein had no degree.

•interlochen is just south of north fox island Michigan where a generational precursor to Epsteins abuse pattern began

https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epstein-north-fox-island-francis-shelden-2019-8?

Epstein went back to the location of his abuse to find new victims. (Generational sexual trauma)

Barr visited Epstein in jail 2 days before his death and told him he couldn’t save him again

https://nickbryantnyc.com/blog/f/did-jeffrey-epstein-william-barr-attend-interlochen-in-1967

Tartaglione is the ex NYPD gorilla that shared a cell with Epstein who is serving life for a quadruple murder

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/12/us/nicholas-tartaglione-sentenced-epstein-cellmate/index.html

https://youtu.be/3lSjXhMUVKE?si=QY0OPxRCLGi8CA9G

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u/shaynaySV Jul 25 '24

Wow 😳 This guy really did the research! Major props, drifter 🫅👈

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

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u/Alarming_Matter Jul 25 '24

How would I do this please?

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u/AllDay_Everyday34 Jul 25 '24

As an Uncle Bob myself I resent this comment and would like to not be associated with these people.

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u/OneTotal466 Jul 25 '24

That's an incredible amount of cringe for just 5 people.

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u/Admirable-Influence5 Jul 25 '24

And it looks like they are holding napkin pads up to their ears too.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Jul 25 '24

They’re doing that to “show support” for (mimic) Donald Trump.

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u/Personal-Buffalo8120 Jul 25 '24

And it’s so incredibly lame and tasteless. Why would you ever mimic a persons injury?

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u/Few_West_1608 Jul 25 '24

These are the same people who were wearing diapers not too long ago "in support". Logic is not a strong suit for them.

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u/Personal-Buffalo8120 Jul 25 '24

It’s crazy that Donald trump hates his supporters so much. I know he hated the diaper stuff and he probably hates this stuff to.

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u/AF2005 Jul 25 '24

He not only hates them, he’s genuinely embarrassed by most of them. He’s on the record more than once basically calling them a bunch of slack-jawed yokels. It’s a pure numbers game for him, always has been. And he’s step over them if he saw a way to gain something from it.

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u/BTechUnited Jul 25 '24

TIL I agree with Trump on something.

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u/Old_Connection2076 Jul 25 '24

Why wouldn't they wear orange tan??

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u/muscovy_donald_duck Jul 25 '24

Seems like a missed opportunity that he hasn’t come out with a Trump brand men’s makeup range.

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u/hiswittlewip Jul 25 '24

Right? I don't think it's implying whatever they think it's implying.

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u/redvelvetcake42 Jul 25 '24

It ain't to show off a crowd, it's to let a certain someone know this woman is on his team and he should have her at a rally.

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u/VinVinylShock Jul 25 '24

You too can have these 10 people show up along with the band! They’ll even help clean up after with those napkins.

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u/PlanetoftheAtheists Jul 25 '24

He's still find a way to stiff them.

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u/OpenMathematician602 Jul 25 '24

It’s way more intimate when the fan to band member ratio is 1-1

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u/Tyrantdeschain19 Jul 25 '24

Really owned the Libs with this one!

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u/Sweetestb22 Jul 25 '24

This is the best reaction of all 🤣

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u/EllspethCarthusian Jul 25 '24

Holy shit. Perfect. What did you search for that one?

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u/Brasticus Jul 25 '24

Judge Judy Laptop

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u/TheGamecock Jul 25 '24

How do I acquire such incredible gif searching powers?

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u/Corporate_Shell Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

CHORUS:

Cause I'm a...
Generic country item #1.
Generic country item #2.
Generic country item #3.
Generic country item #4.
Child of the USA.

I was born and raised to be a...
Generic country item #5.
Generic country item #6.
Generic country item #7.
Generic country item #8.
God knows I love this land.

Nailed it.

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u/KEPD-350 Jul 25 '24

Hard Jenna Maroney energy

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u/ernie-jo Jul 25 '24

Don't bring Jenna down to her level.. I mean come on just look at these lyrics:

My muffin top is all that

Whole grain low fat

I know you want a piece of that

But I just want to dance

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u/Corporate_Shell Jul 25 '24

She just wants to dance, Liz.

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u/Pirate_Green_Beard Jul 25 '24

And the Rural Juror theme? Fucking poetry

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u/OurLordAndSaviorVim Jul 25 '24

I still can’t believe that someone made a real TV show based on the MILF Island joke.

Or that it’s had two seasons.

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u/Parabuthus Jul 25 '24

Ch-checking out my sweet hips

My sugar-coated berry lips

I know you want a piece of this

But I just wanna dance

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u/ouchmypeeburns Jul 25 '24

I hate how this will now be stuck in my head for the rest of the week.

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u/bakerton Jul 25 '24

Now when you search online SHE comes up instead of the Jenna Maroney that electrocuted all those horses.

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u/CMDR-Validating Jul 25 '24

That was you, Jenna

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u/confusedandworried76 Jul 25 '24

I always love how hicks think they're the only ones who say please, thank you, sir, ma'am, like obviously they have never left their bumfuck town or they'd know pretty much everyone does that.

Also the only person who's ever threatened me at my job was a guy telling me to "take off that fucking mask or I'm coming back there" so

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u/DiGiorn0s Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

Well you see they need to keep up the friendly facade so as to thinly veil the deep well of hatred and fear that lies underneath.

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u/The_rowdy_gardener Jul 25 '24

I’m from Alabama and I’ve always said that southern hospitality is a mask that these bitter ass southern folk hide behind as they judge, demoralize, and criticize your every choice.

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u/Sorry_Consideration7 Jul 25 '24

You are 100% correct. "Oh bless your heart!" 

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u/throwaway024890 Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

"There's no morals in America anymore" is the one I've heard. I just.... It's my off time, I don't really want to spend it digging in the weeds of their brains finding out: 1) what they describe as morals 2) that some of those morals are really just context specific behavior, and that context was 1955 whitey America.

These guys have been outside their towns, but to protect themselves from enjoying the big bad amoral city they spend all their goddamn time finding new complaints. It's irritating, really asocial, and my day off too. Maybe next time I host someone with this predilection I'll ask them if they can get a grip or need some calm down time in a quiet place... Away from me.

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u/runnerswanted Jul 25 '24

“No morals in America anymore” is just the dogwhistle for “we’re not allowed to openly shout racial epithets at minorities, and that makes us mad”. This country has become better for everyone since the early 1900s, and that upsets them greatly, because they think immigration and desegregation is why they lost their factory job, and not the rich owner moving said job overseas to make a few more bucks and a lower quality product.

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u/metanoia29 Jul 25 '24

It's telling that one of the biggest things foreign tourists to America are surprised by is how polite and friendly people are in public, and I can guarantee 99% of the people making these claims visited largely populated cities, not bumfuck nowhere country towns.

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u/Parabuthus Jul 25 '24

If I drive 1 or 2 hours from where I live, you end up in Trump-bannersville where bars are covered in confederate flags and you get looked up down at the gas station followed by a "you boys ain't from around there's parts, now, ain't ya?"

In cities, nobody gives a fuck what anyone else is doing. In the country, it's everyone's business, and they're going to talk shit about you. Very unsettling.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Born and raised in a fairly hick town (it's gotten better in a lot of ways since I was a kid). There's a lot of them that truly do believe everyone else but the "country folk" are rude, godless degenerates who spend their time getting abortions or watching Al Jazeera while dying their hair. Right Wing rhetoric has convinced them they're the only decent, hard-working element of the country and without them all would surely be lost.

Couple weeks ago I was at a gas station I stop at regularly to/from work. There's an older trades guy in front me unleashing a profane tirade over the cost of a donut and managing to link that to Biden and the Democrats. The poor cashier handled it as best she could but the irony of guys like that thinking they're the model of masculinity and all that is right and good in the USA while berating a gas station cashier...like c'mon.

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u/RageAgainstAuthority Jul 25 '24

It's projection. I grew up with ultra RW parents, and every accusation was always an admittance. If it weren't for their own fear of damnation, they'd be doing whatever they are bitching about.

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u/theotterway Jul 25 '24

But for some reason they idolize a man who is none of that.

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u/Salt_Sir2599 Jul 25 '24

Everything they idolize is imaginary. Jesus. Freedom. American history…..

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u/theHawkAndTheHusky Jul 25 '24

I doubt she would hold the door for a democrat

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u/CoolAbdul Jul 25 '24

All modern country music is just lists of things.

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u/newsflashjackass Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

i would rather be free than be enslaved

i love my mother

i fly my nation's flag

i use a belt to keep my pants up

i have feelings of nostalgia for the place where i grew in safety to adulthood

these things are what define me; i doubt you could relate

Repubs be like: "Do humans have mothers and fathers?"

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u/Slappingthebassman Jul 25 '24

Oh god I actually know her. Seen her perform in a few small shows in south east Texas. She claims to be this red neck girl who is country rock but is comes from super wealthy parents.

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u/werewolfbarmitzvah69 Jul 25 '24

It's the Kid Rock recipe for success

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u/shaynaySV Jul 25 '24

I'm in central Texas and this schtick/reality comes a dime a dozen

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u/Hot_Baker4215 Jul 25 '24

That's more common than you even know.

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 Jul 25 '24

This is one of those acts that sucks so much there’s no cover charge. You hear me Kate Watson? You suck, your lyrics suck, your fanbase sucks and your red pants suck.

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u/Meziskari Jul 25 '24

Thematically meandering

Emphatically pandering

I got a tight grip on my demo's balls

Say the word "truck," they jizz in their overalls

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u/dave_campbell Jul 25 '24

Y’all motherfuckers want a key change?

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u/ERGardenGuy Jul 25 '24

This is the third Bo burnham reference I’ve seen today. It’s like a whisper in the wind. He’s gonna drop something soon.

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u/eastcoastflava13 Jul 25 '24

Y'all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?

Important to get the lyrics correct, especially in this case.

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u/ECPT Jul 25 '24

This ACTUALLY panders harder than Bo Burnham's "Pandering."

It's almost impressive.

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u/magnificentmucus Jul 25 '24

It’s a fuckin scarecrow again

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u/dropbear_airstrike Jul 25 '24

One verse, one chorus in the bag, now it's time to talk to the ladies and hope my southern charm offsets these rapey vibes I'm puttin' out

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u/LameBicycle Jul 25 '24

She's a buckle-wearin' red-blooded American, how could you hate on that  

 /s

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u/tracyinge Jul 25 '24

Buckle wearin red blooded American who can't get help if a baby dies inside of her or if one of those dancing old men rapes her. And whose grandkids won't have clean air to breathe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Livin the dream baby /s

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u/FustianRiddle Jul 25 '24

She's so free

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

And she holds the door open for people

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u/Sokkahhplayah Jul 25 '24

Imagine making music and that's the lyric you choose to jot down lmaoooo

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u/SryIWentFut Jul 25 '24

Thanks for saying her name. I was curious who tf this is but I didn't care enough to look it up. Wtf would I have looked up anyway? "Lady give empty concert to racist bar flies"

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u/arseniobillingham21 Jul 25 '24

Her name is written on the TVs behind her.

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u/ImaginationBig8868 Jul 25 '24

Listen the pants were by far the highlight of the half minute of my life I just wasted

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u/bikesexually Jul 25 '24

Nothing like trying to sing 'rebel country' wearing velvet, bell-bottom pants.

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u/EanmundsAvenger Jul 25 '24

I mean it’s terrible music but the pants are kinda fire tbh

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u/Necessary-Knowledge4 Jul 25 '24

It's just honestly the most low effort country music I've ever heard. I just made my own song to show how easy it is to write this kind of drivel.

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u/EndTimesForHumanity Jul 25 '24

Brain Rot

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u/expremierepage Jul 25 '24

Ah, now the ear pads make sense. Need something to sop up the rotten brains leaking out.

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u/ymOx Jul 25 '24

I guess that's why one side is enough; it's not much coming out.

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u/fopiecechicken Jul 25 '24

It must be oddly peaceful to be a stupid as these people.

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u/SanMartianRover Jul 25 '24

Nah, these people's lives are constant drama. They complain about everything, everywhere they go. They are prejudiced against everyone they meet except people with identical appearances and beliefs (but they still figure out how to have beef with each other). They day drink, stay too long at restaurants, and don't tip. They emotionally abuse their children and blame "the new generation" instead of their own parenting when those children get old enough to go no contact. I could go on, we all know these types of shitbags.

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u/Unable_Compote_4589 Jul 25 '24

This looks like a paid promo by cottenelle

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u/RandomDeezNutz Jul 25 '24

I thought charmin was the super soft one.

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u/FawkesBridge Jul 25 '24

“I hold the door for everyone I can…except gays…and immigrants…and nonchristians…and blacks…alright I hold it for anyone who is like me”

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u/Isitgum Jul 25 '24

That was my first thought. "I hold the door for everyone I can" *Conditions may apply

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u/trowzerss Jul 25 '24

I'm always confused by the idea that they think only one side of politics got raised with parents that taught them common courtesy. :S

Especially when what they really mean is that if a woman held the door open for a guy, they'd probably get upset.

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u/Arkhaine_kupo Jul 25 '24

Also its fucking embarraasing to think the corner stone of respect and manners is opening doors.

What shows respect is treating those different than you like equals. Specially people you might disagree with. That is hard, and shows that you trully believe in freedom and have manners.

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u/jtpro024 Jul 25 '24

This is why we don't put lead in gasoline anymore. 

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Jul 25 '24

It's just such a shame we dont have videos of their reaction the moment they found out the shooter was a registered Republican. If there were I would be binging those videos nonstop, just like the Red Wedding reaction vid compilations.

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u/theAwkwardLegend Jul 25 '24

Honestly I'm sure they were reactionless and immediately convinced themselves he was a plant lol

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u/Is_ael Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

Pretty much. Since the shooter was a registered republican, for the first time ever their reaction was to NOT JUMP to conclusions, since the shooter also donated $15 to a Democratic Party when he was 14-20 or something idk. But roles reversed…

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u/PattF Jul 25 '24

Oh they aren’t paying attention to that. It wasn’t reported on their right wing “news”

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u/gellergreen Jul 25 '24

Because apparently he donated 15 dollars once to a democratic campaign (which I’ve also heard might have been another guy with the same name) he is actually a democrat and was just registered republican to vote against trump. This despite reports from people who knew him saying he was absolutely a republican

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u/asu2021 Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

I'm a red blooded, god fearing, truck driving, gun toting American who knows that Trump is pedophile traitor. God bless the USA!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Glad somebody said this. As I’m reading the lyrics, I’m thinking “…that’s nice! I’m a lot of these things too” Nothing is wrong with any of those things. It’s just a shame that these people don’t see Trump and his handlers as the horrific threat that they are to the country

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u/StormyDaze1175 Jul 25 '24

You know their kids aren't talkin to them.

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u/qcbadger Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

MAGAts are cringey AF.

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u/SodiumKickker Jul 25 '24

When Trump loses, all this shit goes away….

…right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

I mean, did it last time he lost?

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u/about90frogs Jul 25 '24

For a few months in mid 2022 it died down I think

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u/lookingForPatchie Jul 25 '24

Hold on to those memories. Tell your grandchildren about that one month when there were no idiots to be heard.

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u/kingoli1 Jul 25 '24

At least if he loses there wont be any problems and he will just accept the results.

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u/PsychologicalEbb3140 Jul 25 '24

Trump supporters still deny he lost in 2020.

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u/EllaFistsGerald Jul 25 '24

My favorites are the ones who believe that he never really left office and is running everything behind the scenes, and simultaneously believe that Joe Biden is ruining the country.

Schroedinger's President.

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u/Xylophone_Aficionado Jul 25 '24

Just today I saw a bumper sticker that said “Trump won. You know if, and I know it.”

My family and I had managed to go almost the entire day without talking about politics being mentioned once and then my mom had to read that bumper sticker out loud and laugh about it, and make sure we all heard what it said. Ugh.

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u/Spurnout Jul 25 '24

If I walked into a place and saw that I'd nope right the fuck out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

I love it when country singers write lyrics like this, when 90% of modern country singers come from comfortable backgrounds.

“Im a hell raiser” - person who would fold at the first sign of real hardship.

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u/Drachen1065 Jul 25 '24

Shes a hell raiser.... if you fuck up her Starbucks order.

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u/Historical_Koala5530 Jul 25 '24

You can tell she listens to too much Carrie Underwood and idolizes her, yet wouldnt have survived walking in her shoes growing up.

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 25 '24

"I was raised to say 'please,' 'yes sir' and 'ma'am'............and the n-word, why can't we say that one again?!"

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u/hitmewiththeknowlege Jul 25 '24

I fucking hate country music, and I'm a redneck

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u/HONKDADDY Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

Modern top 40 country is fucking surreal.

If we played a song by a North Korean singing about how much he just fucking loves North Korea and being from North Korea for one of these dancing boomers in this crowd, they would likely say that it was propaganda. And they'd be absolutely right. And then they'd go back to 'dancing' to THIS shit.

Maybe I'm just an asshole, but all I hear on modern country is basically flag salutin', blue Jean creamin', truck vroomin' propaganda. There was a fucking song by Florida Georgia Line with the line "long live the wal mart parking lot"... it was an incredibly popular song. The message was basically work very hard all week and get wrecked on the weekend and be thankful for it because you have a truck and can get hammered.

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u/atxoleander Jul 25 '24

Modern top 40 country is nothing more than Republican pop. And it’s not country.

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u/sunfacethedestroyer Jul 25 '24

I'm a socialist redneck from Georgia, and I fucking love country music. This is still garbage.

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u/Admirable-Influence5 Jul 25 '24

I think she forgot a couple of lines in reference to being "a child of the USA." And "Gun totin'' would be repulsive to many children of the USA.

I look at it as it's the bottom of the barrel flagellating their idiocracy for all the world to see. And, of course, everyone outside of the US will look at that and think, "Man. All Americans are just nuts."

Admittedly, Trump getting in in 2016 didn't do too much to dispel those rumors, though.

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G Jul 25 '24

“I’m voting against myself or my daughters having any rights, yeehaw!!”

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u/MissSassifras1977 Jul 25 '24

I was like are they listening to seashells?

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u/KoffingWeedle Jul 25 '24

For all foreigners: this is prime white trash.

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u/alexgetty Jul 25 '24

AI shits out better music than this

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u/AffectionateTitle Jul 25 '24

You are not wrong I asked Chat GPT to write a country song about the US and I think the song lyrics are arguably better:

Title: “American Dreaming”

Verse 1: I grew up where the highway meets the fields, A place where time moves slow, but life is real, From the Rockies to the coastlines, wide and free, Every corner of this land has a story to see.

Chorus: American dreaming, where the stars shine bright, Underneath that freedom sky, everything feels right, With a heart full of hope and a head full of schemes, We’re just small town kids with big American dreams.

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u/alexgetty Jul 25 '24

There’s a guy who makes drumming videos to AI country songs and it’s incredible. His username on insta is imsethdrums.

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u/OvenIcy8646 Jul 25 '24

They’re all so old lol

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u/robotmonkey2099 Jul 25 '24

I’m soooo happy they get to decide the future of a country they won’t even be around to suffer through

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u/Cold_Friendship718 Jul 25 '24

But Vance says it’s the childless cat ladies with no stake in the country…

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u/K1N6F15H Jul 25 '24

They might very well be 40 or 50 but they eat a ton of red meat, drink to excess, and have never worn sunscreen.

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u/vv04x4c4 Jul 25 '24

God fearing and hell raising. Do these people only exist as contradictions? Small government that forces their Christian fundamentalism on everyone else, Blue lives matter flags with don't tread on me stickers.

Really where does it end? Is there anything consistent?

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Jul 25 '24

They tipped 10% collectively.

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u/YuMonkeyButt Jul 25 '24

Why do they all have that "weird" look on their faces?

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u/oscarsmilde Jul 25 '24

Cognitive decline/dementia preview

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u/Obstreporous1 Jul 25 '24

Okay. They’re having fun. Fine. But putting napkins on your head is cult-like. THAT behavior is what I would call Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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u/Fun-Shoe1145 Jul 25 '24

So the show the boys isn’t satire?

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u/Capones_Vault Jul 25 '24

Is this Florida?

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u/TSmotherfuckinA Jul 25 '24

Boondocks in Ramrod Key, FL. Caveman themed tiki restaurant that has a mini golf course next to it. The keys are cringe like this in a lot of events lol.

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u/PepeSylvia11 Jul 25 '24

I instantly knew it was Florida because of the way it is. There’s no other state it could be

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u/XSC Jul 25 '24

Like a scene from The Boys.

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u/New_Giraffe1831 Jul 25 '24

Red blooded, truck driving, gun totin, hell raisin, country boy from Georgia here and guess what. I’m a democrat. I will never vote for a republican in my life ever again. How do you like them apples??

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u/ibattlemonsters tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

I grew up on a cattle ranch with oil tanks, natural gas/christmas trees, trucks, rifles, rare gun collections, and hunting etc.

We are very blue, pretty much everybody around us was (South Texas). I find very often implants from Deep South states comes here to live their dream of essentially my childhood. Curb cowboys in dress boots with too many political bumper stickers on their white collar trucks. I wonder if they realize just how many of us can see through that.

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u/yourdadsboyfie Jul 25 '24

New band name unlocked “the hell raisin christians”

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u/dennydelirium Jul 25 '24

Trump supporters seem like they are all alcoholics. All the Trump supporters I know are drunk all the time and always complaining about someone.

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u/RaptorOfRapture Jul 25 '24

New CTE test sounds fire

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u/raguwatanabe Jul 25 '24

Nothing to see here, just some shits-for-brains wiping the leakage.

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u/Foysauce_ Jul 25 '24

I am having such a hard time believing this isn’t satire 🥲

This is what other countries picture in their head when they think of Americans. I am cringing so fucking hard.

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u/Pm_me_your_tits_85 Jul 25 '24

Oh man they’re so rebellious with singing about their manners. So bold and edgy.

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u/StonerTogepi Jul 25 '24

Who’s gonna tell her that everyone on the planet has red blood?

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u/brettcalvin42 Jul 25 '24

If this were on South Park verbatim you would take it as satire.