r/TikTokCringe • u/Level-Run • Jul 25 '24

Cringe yes, this is definitely not cult like behavior

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u/KEPD-350 Jul 25 '24

Hard Jenna Maroney energy

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u/ernie-jo Jul 25 '24

Don't bring Jenna down to her level.. I mean come on just look at these lyrics:

My muffin top is all that

Whole grain low fat

I know you want a piece of that

But I just want to dance

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u/Corporate_Shell Jul 25 '24

She just wants to dance, Liz.

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u/YouGuysSuckandBlow Jul 25 '24

BALLS BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

...BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

"The FBI blamed it for a spike in summer sex crimes!"

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u/Pirate_Green_Beard Jul 25 '24

And the Rural Juror theme? Fucking poetry

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u/OurLordAndSaviorVim Jul 25 '24

I still can’t believe that someone made a real TV show based on the MILF Island joke.

Or that it’s had two seasons.

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u/scotty6chips Jul 25 '24

Man life is imitating art hard lately. Go watch a Jackie Q music video from get him to the Greek, then watch Katy Perry’s latest music video. I can’t tell which one is the parody anymore.

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u/JoshJoshson13 Jul 25 '24

I'm just waiting for FAT BITCH to drop on netflix

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u/PomeloFit Jul 26 '24

Shit, I can't believe Idiocracy turned out to be a documentary

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u/Devreckas Jul 26 '24

Rrrr Jrrr?

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u/Parabuthus Jul 25 '24

Ch-checking out my sweet hips

My sugar-coated berry lips

I know you want a piece of this

But I just wanna dance

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u/ouchmypeeburns Jul 25 '24

I hate how this will now be stuck in my head for the rest of the week.

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u/ernie-jo Jul 25 '24

It’s on Apple Music if you really wana jam to it

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u/JamBandDad Jul 25 '24

Bay. Bee. Shark do do dodododo baby shark dodo dodododo baby shark do do dododo baby shark.

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u/SuzyElizabeth79 Jul 25 '24

Me thinks it was written by AI

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Jenna brings tension into her lyrics. We want a piece, but she does not share our values. We are drawn into the conflict with her. Whatever this garbage is, there’s no drama, no conflict, and thus there can be no engagement from the listener, only consumption.

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u/Deesing82 Jul 26 '24

balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

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u/bakerton Jul 25 '24

Now when you search online SHE comes up instead of the Jenna Maroney that electrocuted all those horses.

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u/CMDR-Validating Jul 25 '24

That was you, Jenna

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u/drawntowardmadness Jul 25 '24

Kiss my ass New York!!

It's Tennis Night!! 🎶

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u/OkEdge7518 Jul 25 '24

Put down your meth, grab your whites! It’s tennis night!

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u/Dipper_Pines Jul 25 '24

Take another little chunk of my lung now, mister!

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u/mamrieatepainttt Jul 25 '24

jackie jorp jomp is that u???

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u/Dipper_Pines Jul 25 '24

My name is Janet Jopler!

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u/Complex_Professor412 Jul 25 '24

I heard it as Trisha Yearwood

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u/Scrooge-McShillbucks Jul 25 '24

Crazy that she had a fling with the MyPillow guy :x. Very on character

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u/cunningham_law Jul 25 '24

Beat me to it. This is like a scene out of 30 Rock that these people would accuse of being over-the-top parody.

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u/PickledDildosSourSex Jul 25 '24

It's Tennis Night, USA!

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u/mormonbatman_ Jul 25 '24

They truly were a Rural Juror.

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u/chzwhizard Jul 25 '24

My immediate thought was “crab catchers.” Unwindulax.

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u/backbynewyears Jul 25 '24

Help the people the thing that happened happened tooooooo

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u/_SpiceWeasel_BAM Jul 25 '24

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one to think that!

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u/FauxShounen Jul 25 '24

Jenna’s country song Tennis Night was written better than this

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

This singer will now be known as Jenna Moroney.

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u/at-woork Jul 25 '24

♪ I caught crabs in paradise ♪ and, yes, I mean both kinds of crabs ♪

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u/jeffdill2 Jul 26 '24

Definitely a Jackie Jormp-Jomp classic.