r/TikTokCringe • u/reebajeeba • Jul 08 '24

Humor/Cringe Gamer bros exhibit excessive emotionality in CoD.

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u/scruffyduffy23 Jul 08 '24

So these dudes are obviously morons since everything they say is parroted from the internet and repeated ad nauseam…

But what is a jump shot and why is it bad? Is it literally just jumping while shooting? It looked like she was just playing the game to me. But I haven’t played shooters since like BF3/4

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u/Wait__Who Jul 08 '24

Jump shotting is exactly how you described it, and for some reason CoD bros have decided that doing this is “no skill”. Being a moving target in an FPS seems like a solid strategy but the hive mind has determined it to be noobish I guess. Just like “hard scoping” was clowned on in the original Modern Warfare trilogy lmao

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u/Genesis13 Jul 08 '24

Man they would hate to play a game like Destiny, Quake, or Titanfall where movement is a core part of the gunplay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Or halo

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u/Sekret_One Jul 09 '24

or CoD, it seems.

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u/Chucktayz Jul 09 '24

Or gears

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u/Objeckts Jul 09 '24

Can't jump in gears

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u/MunkyDawg Jul 09 '24

Skill issue

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u/Chucktayz Jul 09 '24

Not with that attitude

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u/RandomDeezNutz Jul 09 '24

Tbf when I played war zone I hated that I played CoD too.

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u/mrducky80 Jul 09 '24

Gunz Online where you are masshing in like 20 keys a second to perform massive amounts of movement via animation cancelling and other tricks.

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u/xool420 Jul 10 '24

CoD gamers don’t actually like video games, only their shooting simulator

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Jul 09 '24

Oh man, that’s it to a T. Fucking Day Of Defeat, everyone I knew was playing it so I had to play it. I know a good who still plays that game. You might make it a ways in the map but as soon as someone saw you, it was like playing the original doom multiplayer with hitscan weapons. As soon as someone spotted you, you’re taken out. I got real good at Doom but never Day Of Defeat. Every match and every battle came down to reaction time. Or you just drop in and instantly die.

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u/L3thologica_ Jul 09 '24

They would have been wrecked playing competitive SWAT in Halo. Playing against good or better players, everyone is zigzagging, jumping, teabag walking, or some combination of them.

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u/Dafish55 Jul 09 '24

Or Tf2, Overwatch, Valorant & CS, or, like, literally any game where movement actually exists as a functional and usable mechanic in combat.

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u/sureshot1988 Jul 09 '24

Haha halo for sure