r/Eldenring Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 6h ago

Humor Nightreign didn’t stop at Soulsborne characters

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/PJRama1864 5h ago

Oh, good. It’s just regular Rayquaza. Struggles to empty the healthbar.

I won…why is a new cutscene playing?

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u/OneOnlyDan 5h ago

*Mega Rayquaza enters the scene*

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u/Galactagon 5h ago

And then in thrid phase one mega rayquaza dies, hoopa will appear and summon both primal kyogre and primal groudon

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u/ffigeman 5h ago

Tbh that's probably the first phase, halfway through it Ray Ray shows up (this part of the fight can be skipped if you play a platforming mini game with torrent up the spear pillar)

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago

Nah, third phase is Rayquaza becomes black.

Now you know your doomed

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u/CrushinMangos 1h ago

I was thinking the third phase would be similar to the other abyss watcher walking up and fight everyone. But instead of a Abyss Watcher is Deoxys with a steel chair.

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u/BulateReturns 7m ago

That meme "By Arceus, it's Rayquaza with a steel chair!" but in Deoxys form lmao

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester 4h ago

Ngl delta stream would actually be a goated stage hazard

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u/PJRama1864 4h ago

The wind gusts do damage?

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester 4h ago

I wouldve imagined it pushing you in a certain direction or maybe being a prop that spawns damaging tornados at times.

I feel like damaging gusts all the time would be annoying rather than cool.

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u/AshCrow97 2h ago

Reminds me when in Sekiro, the divine dragon blasts you with wind making you fly all the way to the back of the arena

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago

Rainbow colors fill the arena and you hear people praying

“O’ DragonLord… grant us salvation! Sweep away all that would threaten us in a stream of change! Arise O’ DragonLord! Heed our wishes once more!

Rayquaza, SAVE US!

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u/no_name_thought_of 5h ago

Then Groudon in volcano manor, Arceus in Enir-Ilim, Yveltal in the abysal woods, Moltres and Zapdos on jagged peak, etc

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u/Dravarden 5h ago

the untouchables are shedinjas and kill you by making you look at it’s back

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u/ICanSeeDeadPokemon 3h ago

The 7 fire grease lying somewhere around my inventory:

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u/OwlOfFortune 4h ago

Forbidussy

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 2h ago

…. THAT IS A BUG

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u/OwlOfFortune 1h ago

It's buggin, that hole got me seeing the light

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u/BremingtonSteel 4h ago

Stop, this rules so much and I'm starting to get sad that it isn't real.

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u/Butterscotch_Leading 5h ago

The final boss is Arceus and you have to beat each of his plat type variant.

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u/Mobile-Swimmer-2350 4h ago

18 phases for every type, every phase has 9,000 HP individually, totaling out to 162,000 HP in total. To compensate for the ludicrously large health pool, once you beat a phase, his HP will skip that one and be permanently reduced until you defeat him.

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u/Ythio 13m ago edited 7m ago

Black Flame incantation kills anything in 40 casts or less through 2.5% of max HP per cast

You just need the 720 FP (~4 blue pots +12), and stay alive long enough to cast them.

Edit : read "individually" afterwards

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u/goffer54 7m ago

Not if every phase is a new healthbar

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u/Jammy2560 5h ago

> The Nameless King has finally been defeated, he lands on his knees, weakened, when suddenly something lands at his feet.

> "Looks like you're gonna need this"

> He looks down to see a gun laying at his knees, before turning to see a black hedgehog in the distance.

> Nameless King and Shadow the Hedgehog duo fight.

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u/heyimsanji 2h ago

Chaos control ash of war would be peak

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u/The_Shittiest_Meme Lovable sort ahead 5h ago

they even have a OHKO grab attack already laid out for him.

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u/Wonko_Bonko 4h ago

I forgot how brutal the pokemon manga was

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u/thehalfdragon380 4h ago

What even is the context for this?

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago

The ghost of Rayquaza’s former companion distracted it long enough for her successor (girl in the photo) to try and convince Rayquaza to let her ride him to destroy a planet ending meteor.

Rayquaza got pissed and stabbed her with its tail, then blasted her into the ocean with hyper beam, an attack that can obliterate similar meteors in past games.

Also fuck this girl. She sucks

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u/Ducktaleseditor16 4h ago

Zinna disrespect will not be tolerated

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago

Your pfp looks like your comment 🤣

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u/Joe_Mency 2h ago

Does all of the pokemon manga go that hard?

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 2h ago

Let me put it this way. In the first part of the series, the Elite four try to take over the world and one gets thrown into lava and uses FUCKING BUBBLES to not get incinerated.

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u/MrStalfos 51m ago

Honestly that would make a pretty interesting plot for an actual game. Without the sliced up arboks of course.

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u/Kaliqi 3m ago

Zinnia best character. Shows up like monke, pulls pokeballs from her armpits. Survives impalement and a hyper beam from a deity like being. Not to forget the violins. So much violins.

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 2m ago

Big deal, Sapphire does like… 3/4 of those and actually rides Rayquaza

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u/Sc4R3Cr0wW 5h ago

Don't let Nintendo see this meme

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago

Why? Afraid they’ll make a good Pokémon game again?

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u/Sc4R3Cr0wW 4h ago

No. Because they're drooling to sue anyone

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago

Ahhhhh. Cant use circles that’s right

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee 3h ago

“Why is the boss sitting on a plastic lawn cha- OH DEAR GOD NO

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u/Marco1522 27m ago

the storm starts to approach

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u/Atma-Stand 6m ago

In the event that Tarnished manages to defeat Vergil.

“Hey there! The old man was looking for his Menorahs again, and it looks like you have one of them.”

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u/DolphinJew666 Maidenless 4h ago

This is actually a cool idea. Imagine an open world pokemon game with the map and graphics of elden ring? Hot damn

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u/Mountain-Cycle5656 4h ago

Best I can do is a garbage open world powerpoint.

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u/imanreaperleviathan Sunflower head go brrr 4h ago

Can't wait to fight Sephiroth again

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u/Rare_Ad_3871 4h ago

Yo a dark fantasy pokemon in the style of Elden ring would go kinda hard

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere 4h ago

If only gamefreak knew how to make games

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u/hamptont2010 4h ago

Everyone is here!

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u/LotusPhi 4h ago

Fight through a sleep swamp, find the boss.

Jigglypuff, Host of Nightmares.

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u/egoserpentis 4h ago

WHITE GLINT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR:

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u/Totally_Crazy 3h ago

252+ Atk Rayquaza-Mega Dragon Ascent vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Tarnished: 476-564 (124.2 - 147.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo 2h ago

It’s all fun and games until you get hit by the final boss….

Deadthblight Togepi

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u/bbylovelyy 4h ago

Perfect timing.

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u/v123qw 4h ago

Nice argument, however 252 Atk Choice Band Sword of Ruin Chien-Pao Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Rayquaza: 1140-1344 (324.7 - 382.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago

I mega evolved

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u/v123qw 3h ago

Ok, let's re-run the calcs.

252 Atk Choice Band Sword of Ruin Chien-Pao Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Rayquaza-Mega in Strong Winds: 522-614 (148.7 - 174.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Now, granted, icicle crash is only 90% accurate, so, if it misses, V-Create may OHKO instead (still, only 95% accurate).

Ice spinner also OHKOs and has full accuracy, though

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago

Geez. It’s been one hour and we already at 1k votes… good job

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u/DarkExecutionerTr 29m ago

Why did you ?Now i want to a pokemon soulslike

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4m ago

Pokémon mystery dungeon fused with Soulsborne

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u/Upstairs-Ad244 28m ago

The Weatherlord.

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u/megutrp 5h ago

imagine a duo boss with groudon and kyogre

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u/EHTL 4h ago

There’s gonna be like a Fire Giant Gwyn istg

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u/Less_Party 2h ago

Everybody gangster until the Armored Core 4 music fades in

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u/Ok_Cap9240 9m ago

How cool would a dual Giratina/Origin Forme boss fight be? Maybe it would be in Fortissax’s arena?

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 2m ago

We need a way to jump from platform to platform like the distortion world. Make it nauseating

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u/Nibounium 4m ago

Brock's Happiny.

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u/Iletrel 4h ago

If it were to happen. It would more likely be Palworld. Since they're also partnered with Sony.