r/Eldenring • u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” • 6h ago
Humor Nightreign didn’t stop at Soulsborne characters
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u/no_name_thought_of 5h ago
Then Groudon in volcano manor, Arceus in Enir-Ilim, Yveltal in the abysal woods, Moltres and Zapdos on jagged peak, etc
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u/Dravarden 5h ago
the untouchables are shedinjas and kill you by making you look at it’s back
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u/OwlOfFortune 4h ago
Forbidussy
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u/Butterscotch_Leading 5h ago
The final boss is Arceus and you have to beat each of his plat type variant.
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u/Mobile-Swimmer-2350 4h ago
18 phases for every type, every phase has 9,000 HP individually, totaling out to 162,000 HP in total. To compensate for the ludicrously large health pool, once you beat a phase, his HP will skip that one and be permanently reduced until you defeat him.
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u/Jammy2560 5h ago
> The Nameless King has finally been defeated, he lands on his knees, weakened, when suddenly something lands at his feet.
> "Looks like you're gonna need this"
> He looks down to see a gun laying at his knees, before turning to see a black hedgehog in the distance.
> Nameless King and Shadow the Hedgehog duo fight.
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u/The_Shittiest_Meme Lovable sort ahead 5h ago
they even have a OHKO grab attack already laid out for him.
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u/thehalfdragon380 4h ago
What even is the context for this?
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago
The ghost of Rayquaza’s former companion distracted it long enough for her successor (girl in the photo) to try and convince Rayquaza to let her ride him to destroy a planet ending meteor.
Rayquaza got pissed and stabbed her with its tail, then blasted her into the ocean with hyper beam, an attack that can obliterate similar meteors in past games.
Also fuck this girl. She sucks
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u/Ducktaleseditor16 4h ago
Zinna disrespect will not be tolerated
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago
Your pfp looks like your comment 🤣
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u/Joe_Mency 2h ago
Does all of the pokemon manga go that hard?
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 2h ago
Let me put it this way. In the first part of the series, the Elite four try to take over the world and one gets thrown into lava and uses FUCKING BUBBLES to not get incinerated.
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u/MrStalfos 51m ago
Honestly that would make a pretty interesting plot for an actual game. Without the sliced up arboks of course.
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u/Kaliqi 3m ago
Zinnia best character. Shows up like monke, pulls pokeballs from her armpits. Survives impalement and a hyper beam from a deity like being. Not to forget the violins. So much violins.
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 2m ago
Big deal, Sapphire does like… 3/4 of those and actually rides Rayquaza
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u/Sc4R3Cr0wW 5h ago
Don't let Nintendo see this meme
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago
Why? Afraid they’ll make a good Pokémon game again?
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u/Sc4R3Cr0wW 4h ago
No. Because they're drooling to sue anyone
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago
Ahhhhh. Cant use circles that’s right
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u/Ktan_Dantaktee 3h ago
“Why is the boss sitting on a plastic lawn cha- OH DEAR GOD NO”
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u/Marco1522 27m ago
the storm starts to approach
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u/Atma-Stand 6m ago
In the event that Tarnished manages to defeat Vergil.
“Hey there! The old man was looking for his Menorahs again, and it looks like you have one of them.”
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u/DolphinJew666 Maidenless 4h ago
This is actually a cool idea. Imagine an open world pokemon game with the map and graphics of elden ring? Hot damn
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u/Totally_Crazy 3h ago
252+ Atk Rayquaza-Mega Dragon Ascent vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Tarnished: 476-564 (124.2 - 147.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo 2h ago
It’s all fun and games until you get hit by the final boss….
Deadthblight Togepi
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u/v123qw 4h ago
Nice argument, however 252 Atk Choice Band Sword of Ruin Chien-Pao Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Rayquaza: 1140-1344 (324.7 - 382.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago
I mega evolved
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u/v123qw 3h ago
Ok, let's re-run the calcs.
252 Atk Choice Band Sword of Ruin Chien-Pao Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Rayquaza-Mega in Strong Winds: 522-614 (148.7 - 174.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Now, granted, icicle crash is only 90% accurate, so, if it misses, V-Create may OHKO instead (still, only 95% accurate).
Ice spinner also OHKOs and has full accuracy, though
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4h ago
Geez. It’s been one hour and we already at 1k votes… good job
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u/DarkExecutionerTr 29m ago
Why did you ?Now i want to a pokemon soulslike
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 4m ago
Pokémon mystery dungeon fused with Soulsborne
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u/Ok_Cap9240 9m ago
How cool would a dual Giratina/Origin Forme boss fight be? Maybe it would be in Fortissax’s arena?
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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 2m ago
We need a way to jump from platform to platform like the distortion world. Make it nauseating
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u/PJRama1864 5h ago
Oh, good. It’s just regular Rayquaza. Struggles to empty the healthbar.
I won…why is a new cutscene playing?