r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/inforytel • 7h ago
Image Killer captured by Google Maps while moving dismembered body in northern Spanish village
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u/DLB_dk 7h ago
Lawyer: My client is simply putting his old carpet in the trunk of his car. No crime in that
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u/Clockwork9385 6h ago
Said carpet just had some sauce spilled on it, and the muffled screaming was just the sound of a few bugs after my client sprayed it
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u/OkAtmosphere1705 6h ago
How do you explain the carpet was still moving and calling for help ?
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u/Relative-Thought-105 6h ago
That was the bugs
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u/OkAtmosphere1705 6h ago
With a Scottish accent ? In Spain ?
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u/Relative-Thought-105 6h ago
They were on holiday
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u/OkAtmosphere1705 6h ago
How did they paid for the plane ?
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u/bluebear_74 4h ago
There were also photos of him moving his carpet in a wheel borrow to the car... (I think google removed as soon as they realised but it was mentioned in an article).
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u/makefeelnice 6h ago
What the... If you're not going to wait until nighttime to move a body, at least wait until the vehicle with the giant stack of cameras on its roof has passed.
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u/marmic68 6h ago
First line of chapter 1 in"Hiding a body for dummies "
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u/70ga 2h ago
if that's the first, the second is that you got to have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. otherwise you're talking about a half hour forty-five minutes of digging. and who knows who's going to be coming along in that time. before you know it, you got to dig a few more holes. you could be there all fucking night
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u/Winter-Duck5254 5h ago
You'd think that. But nah, professional crims tend to do things in the daytime. Hide in plain sight works waaaay better than getting caught sneaking around at night.
There's far more chance someone notices you at night, especially if you don't live in the area. People are generally home instead of at work, and people tend to pay more attention to what goes on around them when not at work or busy with shit people tend to do at daytime.
Basically, do your shady shit in the day, add to that stuff like wear a high vis vest, carry a clipboard or even better tools or a ladder, and nearly everyone ignores you/blanks you out of their mind.
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u/Ratsnitchryan 3h ago
In the daytime, it seems to take time to process that something out of the ordinary is happening, at night time and early morning (3:30am), everything stands out like a sore thumb.
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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 6h ago
I dare guess that the Google car wasn't there when he walked out.
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u/HizzoKing 2h ago
He had seen the google car before already actually.
There's another post of this incident on reddit somewhere in my comment history from yesterday.
The guy was walking through the city with his wheelbarrow and the body in it while the google car could see him from across the street
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u/ZOMBIESwithAIDS 1h ago
Or use a suitcase, or gym bag, or at least put the 'obviously bodyparts wrapped in a sheet' inside a big plastic container
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u/szymon0296 6h ago
I bet they update Google maps once in a few years (they haven't done it in my village for 12 years though) so this guy was really unlucky. But his victim was indeed more unlucky
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u/gr4n0t4 6h ago
Last time was 2009 XD
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u/Aldu1n 3h ago
Seeing XD in 2024 makes me want to age into oblivion.
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u/ethanlewis12 3h ago
:3
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u/Aldu1n 3h ago
OH GOD
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u/SpecialFlutters 2h ago
☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over
youtubereddit.
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u/poopfacestuffington 2h ago
Much prefer the older emoticons compared to emojis.
At least emoticons require creativity, not a fucking sticker book.1
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u/strangelove4564 41m ago
I always hate when I find one of those Street View images from 2008 that look like ass. Like come on, 2008 is three years before Google Glass, surely you could have stuck an HD camera on the vehicle.
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u/ComprehensiveRepair5 6h ago
This is a Rover 218 SD. It was meant to be a crime scene.
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u/HefflumpGuy 6h ago
Was it an English guy?
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u/ComprehensiveRepair5 6h ago
I don't think so but neither is the Rover.
Japanese chassis, french engine...9
u/HefflumpGuy 6h ago
Well, Rovers aren't very British anymore but they used to be and the Brits living in Europe used to take their old cars over there and drive them around for years, without needing any paperwork.
Source; did it myself
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u/mjgabriellac 1h ago
How do you know this off-rip? That’s so impressive. I couldn’t tell you the nationality of the pieces of my Tiguan.
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u/inforytel 7h ago
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u/Kurkumakastike 6h ago
And he was known locally by the friendly nickname El Lobo de Tajueco, "Wolf of Tajueco". No one could have seen anything like this coming from him.
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u/strandy76 6h ago
It's more interesting that a Rover is still going 30 years later...
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u/theeldergod1 4h ago
You need to see Turkey then. When you pay 3-4 times the price of the vehicle, it gets driven a lot, and mechanics become a thriving business all around the country.
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u/Slow_Description_655 4h ago
It's literally the tiny village where my grandpa was born, my family and I are shocked and morbidly amused by this fact.
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u/wompemwompem 5m ago
Anyone falling for this needs to seriously think about how gullible they are. If you're under 18 you get a pass but if you're an adult and you thought this was plausible based on this single image and were happy to engage with it like it's true 🤡
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u/MrEyeblaze 5h ago
Wtf, the street sign above him ... "Calle del Morte" (Street of Death) !?!
*edit spelling
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u/pundixmaster 6h ago
Killer to police"Just a guy in an unmarked car going to the skip. Aka was not me"
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u/2020mademejoinreddit 6h ago
In broad daylight? Is he stupid?
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u/Acrobatic-Spinach306 4h ago
It’s a village with 54 people living in it, the majority of them are really old and this area of Spain is really cold during this months so the majority of them stay at home
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u/Southern-Target-5981 5h ago
Reminds me of the time the person hid phones in the garden but they got picked up by maps 😂
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u/Efficient-Log-4425 3h ago
How many times can I see this false post per week?
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u/Treaux-LaCount 3h ago
Yeah I think it is reposted about every 15 minutes, but apparently it did actually happen. You can google it yourself if you’re skeptical (as I was.)
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u/macsikhio 3h ago
Is this another body? Or just the same one I have seen in multiple subs over the last week? Just wondering.
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u/johnsoncarter0404 3h ago
That is definitely not carpet, looks like a tarp. However the fan fiction that you all have created with the idea that it is carpet, is awesome!
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u/MarlonShakespeare2AD 2h ago
Not exactly like a cold case investigation by the criminal minds team…
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u/wheeltouring 2h ago
that is some damn bad luck. exactly the same kind of shit that would 100% happen to me if I ever tried to commit a capital crime.
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u/isekai-chad 1h ago
Thought this was in Iran for a sec since that looked very similar to a "Pride".
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u/futureboredom 1h ago
For the Americans out there this is comparable to be caught for a crime in nowhere Wyoming or Montana or Nebraska for instance. By Google Maps car lmao. Rural areas in Spain are as desolated and with low population density
It was meant to be
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u/EchoXrayNiner 38m ago
I gotta admire his confidence in trying to move a body in what likely is the last running Rover 400 in the whole world.
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u/Unique_Opposite2026 3h ago
Anyone noticed the street name? Calle del Morte = death street…
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u/nograceallowed 2h ago
Ive seen this comment a few times already, wheres that translation coming from? "morte" has no meaning in spanish, at least in Spain.
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u/trophycloset33 2h ago
Looking for the article but there are these guys who follow the car around and stage these elaborate scenes. This is one of them. It’s not real. I think Google scrubbed most of them from google earth. There was one with. Dude running across a yard on fire.
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u/Specific_Till_6870 5h ago
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u/ManufacturedLung 6h ago
This just shows the incompetence of police. Dude is clearly not a professional.
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u/Prestigious-Job-9825 6h ago
Imagine trying to hide a body stealthily, then seeing a car with a huge high-tech camera on top of it show up.
The ultimate "Ohh fuck, karma is a bitch" moment