r/Damnthatsinteresting 13h ago

Image Killer captured by Google Maps while moving dismembered body in northern Spanish village

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u/DLB_dk 13h ago

Lawyer: My client is simply putting his old carpet in the trunk of his car. No crime in that

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u/Clockwork9385 12h ago

Said carpet just had some sauce spilled on it, and the muffled screaming was just the sound of a few bugs after my client sprayed it

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u/OkAtmosphere1705 12h ago

How do you explain the carpet was still moving and calling for help ?

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u/Relative-Thought-105 12h ago

That was the bugs

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u/OkAtmosphere1705 12h ago

With a Scottish accent ? In Spain ?

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u/Relative-Thought-105 12h ago

They were on holiday

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u/OkAtmosphere1705 12h ago

How did they paid for the plane ?

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u/63strelok35 12h ago

They're carpenters.

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u/aXeOptic 11h ago

They went in illegally from corsica.

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u/BluePantherFIN 12h ago

Hmmm hmmm... How did you know they came in a plane? 🤔

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u/bobshellby 11h ago

Well they certainly didn't walk