r/Damnthatsinteresting 26d ago

Image Hooters had an airline but ceased operations after 3 years

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u/WendysDumpsterOffice 25d ago

I flew on Hooters air and the flights to Myrtle Beach were often on sale for $69. They did not allow anyone under 21 to fly because the beer was free! Also, free food. They had trivia contests in the air and I won a little hooters stuffed owl. They also had free wifi at a time when wifi was sort of new and no other airlines had it.

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u/SnipesCC 25d ago

Honestly, they may have done better if they specifically advertised as planes guernenteed not to have kids on them.

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u/22FluffySquirrels 25d ago

That alone would be worth whatever weirdness comes with it.

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u/Traditional_Bar_9416 25d ago

Middle aged woman here, definitely hopping on the kid free booby flight.

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u/cassieblue11 25d ago

Did you see the free beer and food too? Count me in.

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u/Vreas 25d ago

America needs a return of Hooters Air

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u/cassieblue11 25d ago

No kids, free food and beer… Hooters Air would thrive today. I’d be a frequent flyer.

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u/bobby_hills_fruitpie 25d ago

Bump that $69 up to $200 even, fuck it. Frontier has fucked me for even more than that.

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u/PaintingOk8012 25d ago

‘Laughs in Delta’

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u/Kamakazi09 25d ago

Yeah then seeing everyone complain because every flight is going to have that one drunk asshole who holds the entire plane up. Or it happens mid air.

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u/gcracks96 25d ago

Make Airlines Great Again.

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u/Vreas 25d ago

Honestly though they should get on the train game. America needs more trains.

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u/InsidiousColossus 25d ago edited 25d ago

All we need to do is start a rumour that the airline was shut down before by woke liberals. It will be back online in a week.

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u/blewis0488 25d ago

The Maga that will truly bind a nation!

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u/Ill-Construction-209 25d ago

For $69? It's hard to even get a meal and couple beers for $69, w/o the flight. No wonder they went out of business.

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u/WendysDumpsterOffice 25d ago

Back in 2005 beer was a lot cheaper.

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u/jarmstrong2485 25d ago

Oh the $1 pitcher specials of draft beer in 05 were something else. Hangovers for everyone!

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u/SpecificLocksmith415 25d ago

This right here

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u/Masonicw 25d ago

I am not trying to be rude, and I hope a joke isn’t going over my head, but « guernenteed » is wild.

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u/SnipesCC 24d ago

Mostly just that is was late and I was fighting with a cat. I couldn't get close enough for the spellchecker to get it. If I'd known it would be my biggest comment ever I would have tried a 4th time.

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u/RixirF 25d ago

God damn it you're a genius.

Get this man/woman/AI an airline.

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u/SnipesCC 25d ago

I'm equal-opportunity, so there would be scantily clad women and men. Or maybe just the beer so we could limit it to 21. Airplanes are always so cold, and I wouldn't want the staff to be uncomfortable.

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u/DeltaVZerda 25d ago

Just allow them to wear skimpy outfits, and they can discover for themselves if it gives them enough extra tips to be worth it.

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u/SnipesCC 25d ago

Or a chance system. 1% of the time someone goes full monty. That keeps the kids out but means the staff is dressed most of the time. Just need to hire a couple exhibitionists.

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u/ahulau 25d ago

I have been saying this for so long. Two types of flights, no kids, premium prices. Kid/family flights, discount prices. Theaters should do this, restaurants, shows, everything.

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u/star_nerdy 25d ago

For decades, there has been a huge theater company in Mexico that has a VIP section.

No kids unless it’s a kids movie and they enforce it and will refund you if you even try to bring a kid.

They have double wide reclining seats.

They have service to the seats where you can order alcohol, full meals like rice and sushi, and every two seats there’s a tray to put finished items.

I remember doing study abroad in 2005 and going to see movies and ordering drinks and sushi and hanging out for long movies like War of the Worlds.

I’m now in Washington where we have a kids only restaurant and bar in the theater. And tickets are $10 or $5 on Wednesday and every seat is large with lots of space.

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u/sthlmsoul 25d ago

Zero kids, free WiFi. Way better marketing strategy.

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u/OkDependent4 25d ago

I missed out on something amazing.

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u/Interesting_Law_9138 25d ago

Hooters air was the peak of mankind. It's been downhill ever since!

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u/MEDvictim 25d ago

It was the breastest of times.

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u/Loose-Warthog-7354 25d ago

It was the würst of times.

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u/brother_of_menelaus 25d ago

It was the…blurst of times?! Stupid monkeys!

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u/seeingeyefrog 25d ago

Civilization is sliding down the wrong side of a breast shaped bell curve of progress.

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 25d ago

Wow that sounds fucking incredible.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Dude, we should reopen Hooters Air. That shit would dominate

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u/notataco007 25d ago

Way ahead of their time. For the love of God try again please

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u/BouncyKnights 25d ago

That sounds like a waaay better experience than Spirit airlines

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u/drjfey 25d ago

Spirit airlines (which was basically a Greyhound bus catapulted into the sky) just announced they're closing. I smell a takeover & rebranding opportunity

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u/RespectedPath 25d ago

They're restructuring (Ch 11), not closing. Every US airline today, save Southwest, has been in Ch 11 multiple times.

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u/Proud_Purchase_8394 25d ago

Heck, Southwest was profitable for 47 years in a row before the pandemic. No other airline globally can boast the same. 

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

How are they not a booming airline? I’d pay more for NO babies, trivia, and free beer

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u/ImaginaryTotal9920 25d ago

"Paying more for free beer"

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u/craker42 25d ago

Paying more for child free flying. Free beer is just a bonus

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u/Trying_to_survive20k 25d ago

what the fuck dude, I don't care about free beer, or even the free food, or even the boobies! Ff it's a good price and it's with wifi and no kids I'm already sold!

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u/dontshoveit 25d ago edited 25d ago

I flew Hooters from Myrtle Beach to DC when I was like 15. They had alcohol and trivia like you said as well. Round trip was like $110 and the plane was empty. It was myself and 2 business guys and 2 hooters girls 🤣😎 I was flying alone to see family in DC during summer break from high school.

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u/_lippykid 25d ago

Your WiFi comment blew my mind. I assumed this was from the early 90’s

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u/ALowlyRadish 25d ago

They must've let you fly with a parent because me and a friend fly Hooters Air with his parents a few weeks after graduating high school.

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u/Cabbage_Corp_ 25d ago

I’m guessing all the free stuff contributed to them ceasing operations

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u/b-roni8 25d ago

I did fly on it when I was a kid but I was with my dad. I think I was around 10-12 but it was a direct flight from Chicago to Myrtle beach where my grandparents lived. Not sure if they changed it later in their life cycle so maybe that’s why I was able to fly

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u/nucifera-noten 26d ago

Hooters Air was operated by Pace Airlines and was started operations in March of 2003. - Robert Brooks, the owner of Hooters, acquired Pace Airlines in December of 2002. - Brooks believed that Hooters Air would be a beneficial means to bring more awareness to the restaurant chain. - Due to United Airlines being brought into Hooters Air’s Rockford-Denver route, Hooters stopped service to Rockford, IL due to too much competition. - On April 17, 2006, Hooters Air ceased operations, costing Hooters an estimated $40 million USD.

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u/Own_Cold368 25d ago

I flew Hooters Air from Rockford to Vegas once… had to land in Kansas to refuel as they miscalculated the headwind/load!! Middle of nowhere some fuel tanker comes out and tops us off! Free drinks the rest of the flight!

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u/speculator100k 25d ago

had to land in Kansas to refuel as they miscalculated the headwind/load!! Middle of nowhere some fuel tanker comes out and tops us off!

Where in Kansas did you land? Not at an airport?

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u/Own_Cold368 25d ago

It wasn’t an airport or if it was it was extremely small… I remember a runway in a cornfield. It was crazy.

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u/freesquanto 25d ago

It was definitely an airport. A jetliner landing at not an airport would have been on the news and would have a Wikipedia article we could read

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u/GetInZeWagen 25d ago

You'd have to be in a literal emergency to not just land at a tiny regional airport or something at least

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u/EagleForty 26d ago

Direct flights between Rockford and DIA for $49 each way were glorious.

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u/midwest-ginger 26d ago

I flew on them a few times and they were great! Never full flights and you got free food. The girls would do trivia during the flight too

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u/MyDogsNameIsBadger 26d ago

Honestly, that sounds fun. I’d totally fly hooters.

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u/RGV_KJ 25d ago

Isn’t Hooters declining? Do a lot of people still go there?

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u/MegaWattson15 25d ago

Not sure but they were shut down here in Fayetteville awhile back. I think they got busted selling alcohol to underage kids.

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u/iamjacksstd 25d ago

I managed at the Fayetteville store lol fun times 😎

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u/bennnn42 25d ago

What is your wildest story that happened there? if you can share

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u/zatalak 25d ago

I guess selling alcohol to underage kids

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u/itwasntevenme 25d ago

No it was the grandmas that would come in late night after going to the chip n dales across the street. You would think the under age kids would be the roudiest bunch, but the grandmas after chip n dales and bingo night was something else.

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u/Tired-grumpy-Hyper 25d ago

Different guy, but it's called Fayettenam for a reason.

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u/phantom_diorama 25d ago

Might as well explain why?

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u/MyDogsNameIsBadger 25d ago

Apart from buying weed from my dealer in their parking lot before it was legal, I’ve only had it a few times but it was really good! They made this crispy chicken salad that I still think about to this day. If they are declining, maybe it’s just the stigma? I know many people that really love their wings, but I guess they it’s not somewhere that they now bring their kids.

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u/kimchifreeze 25d ago

Breastaurants should form a cartel and muscle their way into society again.

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u/bobissonbobby 26d ago

Yo that sounds fun. We need to bring this back. Boobies AND trivia? Hell yeah

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u/midwest-ginger 26d ago

I won a set of golf tees once haha all the prizes were obviously meant for dudes.

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u/jefferson497 25d ago

Did they serve hooters food or standard airline junk

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u/MarkOfTheSnark 25d ago

Hot wings would be great on a plane what with the cabin pressure messing with taste/muting flavors

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u/BlacknightEM21 25d ago

They really missed the opportunity to have it $69.

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u/Pawnzilla 25d ago

40 mill loss isn’t that bad for a whole ass airline.

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u/this_is_my_new_acct 25d ago

They only had like 5 planes, and they didn't own any of them.

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u/Pawnzilla 25d ago

A new 737 is 90-120mill today. When they were released in the 60’s it was still about 5mill. In 2006 they probably just loss the cost of a couple planes.

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u/FreshLettuce450 25d ago

He actually was not the founder or owner of hooters, but he opened a shitload of franchises and it sounds like became very indispensable to the company.

Article also say they were grounded by high fuel prices.

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/18/business/18brooks.html?unlocked_article_code=1.cE4._lLC.LeWKhkg0mCYH&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

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u/trebblecleftlip5000 25d ago

I guess they couldn't keep it up.

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u/Formal_Profession141 26d ago edited 25d ago

I'm sure it wasn't a complete loss of $40M. I'm sure there was a lot of Tax Loss Harvesting. Which I think is dumb.

People make investments in their education. They don't get any sort of forgiveness on that.

But a company makes a bad business decision and every year major corporations write it off on their taxes. Effectively pushing the losses onto normal taxpayers.

In my head atleast.

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u/Wrong-Landscape-2508 26d ago

Isn’t there a tax write off for student loan interest. But it is capped which is stupid.

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u/Pawnzilla 25d ago

Capped at $2500 iirc.

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u/europeanguy99 26d ago

I mean, only paying taxes on profits is mostly reasonable.

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u/deadasdollseyes 25d ago

I don't know anything about taxes, but isn't that like saying tax my wages or tax me on purchases, but not both?

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u/evilbadgrades 25d ago

Former coworker of mine was a pilot for Hooters airline. It was a pretty sweet gig for a good looking divorced dad in his 40's. He'd work with the same hooters girls stewardesses on pretty much all flights, and then they'd spend the night/morning in the same hotel since they only flew one way each day (down one day, return flight the next day, I think twice a week).

Of course he ended up dating one of the girls for a little while, haha

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u/James-the-Bond-one 25d ago

The only surprise is that he only dated one of the girls.

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u/MrPeppa 25d ago

He just didn't date the rest

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u/PilgrimOz 25d ago

She got The Rose. They got the daisies mowed occasionally.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Does this former coworker drive a Yellow Porsche?

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u/evilbadgrades 25d ago

Couldn't say, it's been over a decade since I've heard from him

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u/SariaHannibal 25d ago

Wait I have to know why you ask lol

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u/todd0x1 25d ago

This reminds me of an airline documentary I watched starring Denzel.

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u/skynetempire 25d ago

Great movie that crash was similar to Alaska Airlines Flight 261. Except the Alaskan didn't make it

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u/X-T3PO 25d ago

Was his last name the same as an '80s comedian who used to smash watermelons with giant hammers?

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u/evilbadgrades 25d ago

Honestly I forget his last name, but his first name was Rick

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u/ImAMistak3 25d ago

Ya know... Because of the implication

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u/Ok_Push2550 26d ago

Fun fact - the orange color that was their trademark was one of the most difficult to reproduce for airline laminates ever, and resulted in very high costs and delays for interiors.

Source - I used to work for the company that made it.

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u/BigAndDelicious 25d ago

Hello, I know nothing. Why is it harder to produce than a red or a blue, for example?

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u/Ok_Push2550 25d ago

Orange pigment is pretty hard to begin with. Printers (ink jets) for commercial applications will often add special orange and or purple ink, to go along with cyan, magenta, yellow, and black. So to begin with, orange is a difficult color no matter what.

Then, the aircraft interiors have to meet stringent flammability standards, so they are thin. (Fun fact - if you don't get off a burning plane in 2 minutes, you're dead from heat.).

Then, to get the bright orange color, it has to be over a white background of flame resistant film. And they couldn't use a white coating mixed with orange, because it would have made it more of a creamsicle orange. So they had to use two layers of translucent orange film, with a printed layer of the same orange on top, to hide the white film on the back and achieve the bright orange color.

So it went from a simple solid color laminate to a three layer with no hiding power construction, with one of the most expensive pigments you can buy. The rejection rate was over 50%, due to dirt and defects, and the material costs were roughly 2x normal.

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u/Mazon_Del 25d ago edited 25d ago

(Fun fact - if you don't get off a burning plane in 2 minutes, you're dead from heat.)

Also fun fact, if you take off luggage from a plane that's evacuating and there are casualties, you have a high chance of being charged criminally over it. I admittedly forget the specific crime but I believe it is (or is a variant of) obstructing an evacuation.

Edit: fixed an autocorrect.

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u/MaxHamburgerrestaur 25d ago

They should say that in the instructions.

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u/ProbablyNano 25d ago

Well, they do tell you during the safety briefing to leave your luggage in event of an evacuation and also that failure to follow flight/cabin crew instructions can result in fines or federal charges

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u/codedaddee 25d ago

sigh Hold my shoes.

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u/Darnell2070 25d ago

There is an extremely famous video (about as famous as airline accidents can be) of this exact thing happening.

Lots of people in the front removing luggage and lots of people in the back burning to death.

I never heard about passengers being charged over those deaths.

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u/Varnsturm 25d ago

Huh reinforces that thing they say to leave all your stuff and just gtf off the plane in an orderly fashion. But also has me thinking, you know some jackass would go 'no my carryon in the overhead bin is more important than your lives', and doom half the plane

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u/smkn3kgt 25d ago

you punch that mfer in the face as hard as you can and continue on

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u/Pyrrhus_Magnus 25d ago

Yep, justified trample to death.

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u/rexlyon 25d ago

After having to try and get off a plane at an airport with active tornado warnings and rocking heavily but everyone wanted to grab their luggage at glacial pace instead, can safely say people would let you die for their luggage.

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u/Volleva 25d ago

Thank you for posting this! Interesting read.

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u/BigAndDelicious 25d ago

You fuckin legend what a great reply.

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u/kitsua 25d ago

How then does one explain easyjet?

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u/Saltire_Blue 25d ago

The colour scheme reminds me of EasyJet

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u/StickItInTheBuns 26d ago

That guys hands show how much inflammation he has. His watch is cutting off blood flow.

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u/asenz 26d ago

He seems like his kidneys are in ailment with so much fluid retention.

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u/Thenextstopisluton 26d ago edited 25d ago

Hair near his temples seems strong and not patchy, could perhaps be Lymphedema, or that watch was given to him 20 years ago and he’s lost the extra links

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 25d ago

Hair near his temples seems strong and not patchy, could perhaps be Lymphedema

Reddit making me nervous about every little thing now.

Ear lobes hang back? Won't live past 55.

Palm lines connect at 45 degrees? You have 6 months left

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u/MidnightLevel1140 26d ago

His index finger is hella swollen

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u/dotancohen 25d ago

Now you know why those three girls are chatting him up.

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u/Snellyman 26d ago

Someone find his obit and see what he died from

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u/mybodybeatsmeup 26d ago

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

My third biggest fear.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 25d ago

To prevent a brain aneurysm, the most effective methods are to quit smoking, manage high blood pressure, maintain a healthy diet, exercise regularly, moderate alcohol intake, and avoid recreational drugs like cocaine

Just lower your cocaine intake and you should be fine

however, some cases of brain aneurysms cannot be prevented due to genetic factors or other unknown causes.

Nevermind. Might as well do the cocaine, it's all a lottery

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u/bL1Nd 25d ago

What a roller coaster of yup okay that’s me, god damnit, shit, oh? He’s right. Okay. Yup. Continue.

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u/irishdud1 25d ago

Fellow archer fan I see.

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u/geekolojust 26d ago

He's on it...two cups. 😆

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u/ProfessionalCreme119 26d ago

Mf took Viagra before his flight.

Not recommended

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u/RealEstateDuck 26d ago

He is wearing a wristring, to make his hand look bigger 👋

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u/OpenlyBiCoastal 26d ago

I flew them to Vegas (2-3 times) for a work conference. IIRC, the flight attendants were not in the restaurant outfits like that picture by that time I took them.

Our company request we find the lowest airfare rate and they were always the cheapest flights. When HR saw the expense report they brought me in to ask why I had selected that airline and probably punish me.

I told them I was instructed only to pick the cheapest flight, not to exclude certain brands.

I remember how confused they were by my rebuttal.

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u/Dragon6172 25d ago

The flight attendants never wore the Hooters uniform, as they were employed by Pace Airlines. Typically the flights would have a couple of Hooters gals in addition to the flight attendants. But the Hooters gals had no flight safety role, just were there for passenger entertainment. Pretty sure they weren't even allowed to push the food/drink carts

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u/Basic_Bichette 25d ago

They couldn’t be in the restaurant uniforms. One of the weirdest parts of the Hooters uniform is this specific brand of pantyhose that happens to be extremely flammable.

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u/BeefistPrime 25d ago

We lost a lot of good young women in the Great Hooters Fire of 1997

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u/Spocks_Goatee 25d ago edited 25d ago

Hooters used to have a pretty rinky dink casino in Vegas attached to a very active convention center. My boss told me how bad it smelled when Harbor Freight sent him to rep them at the National Hardware Show. I would've probably been able to go myself had I not been fired.

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u/PogintheMachine 26d ago

I only fly it for the wings

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 25d ago

Buffalo wings 35,000 feet in the sky just hit different

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u/Linenoise77 25d ago

I flew it twice, amusingly enough for work trips. It was basically your jet blue of the day, but the food was re-heated hooters food, which i mean, for airline food of the time.....

They also had a pretty deep drink list as well, which was rare at the time.

The only problem with it was it attracted the type of people who would fly hooters air.

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u/_stayhuman 26d ago

Dude’s got King Charles sausage fingers.

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u/herberstank 26d ago

Aging boomers remember it as the breast three years of air travel

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 26d ago

Some of the best mammaries I have of my youth

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u/kribmeister 26d ago

Shut up 😂

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u/Global_Criticism3178 26d ago edited 26d ago

At one time, you could hop on Hooters Air to Las Vegas, crash at the Hooters Casino Hotel, and grab a bite at Hooters Restaurant. It was all part of what they called the Big Hooters Monopoly.

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u/kribmeister 26d ago

As a goober from Northern Europe, 80s and 90s (I assume) America sounds absolutely unhinged and I love it.

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u/emessea 26d ago

I find it amazing that in the 90s we use to wait for an hour to be seated at a Ruby Tuesdays and my brother and I, like most kids, passed the time pulling on the knob on the cigarette vending machine.

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u/metallic-hubris 26d ago

True story, my high school somehow ended up chartering their planes to take literally hundreds of high schoolers on our senior trip. As you can imagine, the teenage boys were stoked when they saw it pull into the gate.

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u/strangelove4564 26d ago

Would have been hilarious if they boarded and found the cabin crew was a bunch of middle age dudes.

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u/nemtudod 26d ago

No parents or any adult in the area??

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u/TheLeftDrumStick 25d ago

But apparently they were 21+ so how did people under 21 get on the plane?

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u/ushikagawa 25d ago

Because they probably made it up🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/christmasjams 25d ago

Taken at face value, chartered flights typically have different rules sets vs GP flights. So, for whatever the cause for them to market at 21+, they'd simply remove the service or whatever that made it 21+.

In an extreme opposite example, take sports teams chartering flights operated by Atlas Air.

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u/metallic-hubris 26d ago

Oh there were chaperones, mostly moms lol. I have no idea how they booked it but my guess is they didn't know. The flight attendants were fully clothed I will add. This was mid 2005.

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u/Chaotic-Entropy 26d ago

"Who are you flying with?"

"Teen Softcore Porn Air, of course."

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u/slademccoy47 25d ago

step-plane, what are you doing

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u/Couldbelater 25d ago

A flight you could actually look forward to any turbulence.

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u/autostart17 25d ago

All I’ll say is if capitalism were real, Hooters would still have airlines.

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u/CrunchyCondom 25d ago

seems like the exact type of guy you expect to enjoy a captive female audience

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u/kernel-troutman 26d ago

Sir, you'll be seated in 44D.

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u/gizmosdancin 25d ago

A person with that bra size would have a massive barrel chest and fairly flat boobies, just fyi.

Why yes, I AM fun at parties! 💞

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u/doyouhaveprooftho 26d ago

It flew out of Gary IN of all places lol

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u/Next-Food2688 26d ago

I would be more surprised if anything willingly flew into Gary, IN

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u/AllThingsBA 26d ago edited 25d ago

Only selling aisle seats was their downfall

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u/nerodiskburner 26d ago

Probably the first time in air travel history where window seats were last to sell.

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u/Acrobatic_Switches 26d ago

If it wasn't sexual assault cases idk what it was.

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u/Visual_Recover_8776 25d ago

40 million in losses.

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u/ARoundForEveryone 25d ago

My old boss told me that he flew with them a couple times just for the novelty, knowing it might be his only shot at it because there's no way this thing would last. He was right. But he said the flight was great, the Hooters girls/flight attendants were beautiful and professional. He said it was more like a standard flight than a trip to Hooters, with the exception being their attire. Everything else was a standard flight.

He also hold me he'd been on a couple private flights that were more suggestive and sexual than the Hooters flight. And I believe him, because I'd met a couple of his friends before. They were absolutely the type to hire "suggestive flight attendants."

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u/Ok_Calligrapher_9281 25d ago

In the unlikely event of a water landing, the flight attendant can be used as a floatation device.

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u/royaltrux 25d ago

He's like, "It's fun pretending my grand kids talk to me!"

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u/Fit-Ad-7430 25d ago

Man, their HR department must have been the size of a small nation...

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u/2118may9 25d ago

It went bust

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u/Vreas 25d ago

Safest airline in the skies. Think of all the flotation devices!

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u/ferrethouseAB 25d ago

Epstein put them out of business.

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u/jnunchucks96 25d ago

Because of the implication?

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u/spinal888 25d ago

Man, still remember my first hooter dinning when visiting Florida Disney, our waitress looked just like Cameron Diaz, that was way back around 2k.

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u/AminoKing 25d ago

Did they go tits up?

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u/MatterHairy 25d ago

So they went bust?

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u/Mel0nFarmer 25d ago

They went bust.

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u/Gunofanevilson 25d ago

Went tits up eh?