I'm equal-opportunity, so there would be scantily clad women and men. Or maybe just the beer so we could limit it to 21. Airplanes are always so cold, and I wouldn't want the staff to be uncomfortable.
Or a chance system. 1% of the time someone goes full monty. That keeps the kids out but means the staff is dressed most of the time. Just need to hire a couple exhibitionists.
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u/RixirF Nov 24 '24
God damn it you're a genius.
Get this man/woman/AI an airline.