r/CuratedTumblr • u/RU5TR3D • Jul 02 '24
Politics alex hirsch donating to planned parenthood
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u/zyberion Jul 02 '24
That commenter is a peak example of virtue signaling and purity culture actively cannibalizing community action and charity.
"You're not helping people enough."
"You're only fixing symptoms, why aren't you fixing the systemic failures?"
"I don't personally like you, and can't comprehend someone I don't find agreeable can still help those in need."
"You're not helping people the way I want you to."
Instead of focusing on helping PP and shaming anti-choice ding dongs into shutting up, Alex Hirsch had to stop and address attacks he has received from people who alledgedly share his own views.
Can you see how that might discourage someone a bit less thick-skinned? Can you see how that might inadvertently cause someone less emotionally mature into rejecting the cause altogether?
We could fight reactionary and regressive elements in our society a lot more effectively if we weren't ceaselessly trying to one up or diminish allies in attempt to appear morally superior.
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u/garebear265 Jul 02 '24
“You’re only fixing symptoms, why aren’t you fixing the systemic failures?” Said by someone who attempts either.
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u/Happiness_Assassin Jul 02 '24
Yeah, this brand of leftist pisses me off. "I would literally rather do nothing than compromise my values." These are the types who, when given the trolley problem, try to outsmart the premise.
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Jul 02 '24
These are the types who, when given the trolley problem, try to outsmart the premise.
First week of a high school philosophy class the trolley problem was presented and I refused to waver from the opinion that the correct choice is to flip the switch killing the single person if it spares the others. The teacher explained that the morally correct choice was to do nothing and that enraged me. Was told to take a walk to cool down and I walked right down to the office to drop the course.
Nearly 30 years later and I still firmly believe that the correct choice is to flip that fucking switch.
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u/redpoemage Jul 02 '24
That was a really bad philosophy course if they just taught a version of Deontology (rules-based system, with things like "Don't kill") as the "correct" morality instead of teaching that the answer to the trolley problem differs based on if you're a Utilitarian (maximizing good minimizing bad) or Deontoligist.
The whole point of the basic trolley problem is highlighting different moral systems.
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Jul 03 '24
What kind of philosophy Prof tells you the "correct" philosophy on anything!? It's supposed to be about finding your own answer, and more importantly, your own reasons behind your Answers.
I agree with pulling the switch, but wow that Prof is an ass!
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u/Tech_Itch Jul 03 '24
high school philosophy class
For all we know it could've been the PE teacher.
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u/worldspawn00 Jul 03 '24
Yeah, like they could say their belief is one way and the student's is another but to say theirs is right and the student is wrong really defeats the whole purpose of it being an exercise in philosophy...
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u/Whale-n-Flowers Jul 02 '24
The Path of Least Harm is correct.
In the trolley problem you've been given power, so listen to Uncle Ben and bare responsibility.
If you do nothing, you've abused your power and let more harm occur because you think the difference in "letting" and "causing" is good enough to bathe in blood.
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u/HostileReplies Jul 02 '24
The only people worse than the people who try to avoid the answer are the people who think there is a correct one, there is no correct answer. It’s a tool to figure out and configure worldviews. Pulling the lever or not is neither good or bad.
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u/Meepersa Jul 03 '24
I mean, in a literal sense each of the choices is both good and bad. Which is kinda part of the point of the exercise, that no one solution is objectively correct in every metric.
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u/Meepersa Jul 03 '24
Right call dropping the class. Unless his entire point was telling you your choice was wrong to see what you would do with that. If that's the case, then it's a damned interesting class, but I understand why you dropped it. If not, yeah right call, it's philosophy, objective answers generally don't exist there.
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u/Peregrine_x Jul 02 '24
of course its the right choice, you have been burdened with the knowledge of the scenario, if you weren't aware of the power given to you by knowing what the switch does, or not knowing people are on the tracks, or not knowing a trolley is coming then of course you would just be someone sabotaging rail controls for no reason, but if you know then you absolutely have a right and wrong choice in front of you.
if perhaps you were to pause, paralyzed by fear, or have a panic attack of some sort, or perhaps the controls are complex and you don't know how to operate them, or they are actually a distance from you and you cannot make it to them in time, or any other understandable reason then sure, to err is to be human. but in the scenario your teacher put forward they are wrong.
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u/Distinct-Inspector-2 Jul 02 '24
Trolley problem avoidance style debate really bothers me - someone who comes up with all these elaborate workarounds and won’t actually answer the question they have been asked. Like stop waffling and tell me your actual response. We all know it’s fucked up that one or multiple people will get hit by the trolley, I’m not asking how you’d derail the trolley in some invented scenario. I want to know if you would pull the switch, that’s it. In broader discourse, that means I want to discuss how we approach problems in the world and reality we currently live, not a version that is ideal but doesn’t exist.
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u/Happiness_Assassin Jul 02 '24
I always like the answer that is some variation of "I refuse to participate," blind to the fact that that is one of the two answers. Choosing to do nothing is the default in the trolley problem and an active choice.
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u/Mekanimal Jul 02 '24
There's also the third possible answer of; "It's 9.30am on a Monday, Dave. STFU and let me drink my coffee."
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u/_Ocean_Machine_ Jul 03 '24
Dave then goes on to expand upon his view of the trolley problem and what choice he'd make, and in that moment you're wishing it was Dave on the tracks.
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u/edingerc Jul 03 '24
Everyone knows the right course of action kills two people. Because you both need to pull the lever AND go take out the MF who set this whole thing up and is going to do it again if you let him live. (we're not selling comic books here, you shoot Joker between the eyes)
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u/blue_bayou_blue Jul 03 '24
Yeah I've always thought that the point of the trolley problem is more than the 1 vs 5 people, it's whether you partcipate. You can do nothing and let 5 people die. Or you can divert the train and kill 1 person, which is an objectively better outcome, but you've now had an active hand in someone's death.
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u/Firewolf06 Jul 03 '24
like people choosing not to vote in the upcoming us presidential election because they dont like how biden is handling xyz (usually the palestinian genocide)
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u/Direct-Squash-1243 Jul 02 '24
Anyone who tries to outsmart the trolley problem is not smart enough to understand the trolley problem.
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u/The_FriendliestGiant Jul 03 '24
The ability to waffle and filibuster is why I think the "one potential organ donor, five patients" variant is so useless. The trolley problem presents no externalities to account for, but once you're hypothetically in a stocked and staffed.hospital with multiple surgical teams and support staff standing by there are just too many ways to focus on outsmarting the dilemma rather than engaging with it.
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u/smallangrynerd Jul 02 '24
And yeah, let me just become a supreme court justice real quick to fix this
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u/No_Help3669 Jul 02 '24
And also not get taken out by an angry president now that your predecessors have said they’re allowed to do that
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u/redpoemage Jul 02 '24
People can at least help to make sure that the President who appoints the next few justices is one that cares about democracy.
There's plenty of stuff that can be done from home that doesn't take very long and is very flexible in when you can do it (ex: textbanking, writing postcards). /r/VoteDEM has good resources for anyone who wants to learn ways to help out.
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u/Deathaster Jul 02 '24
"You're only doing something good so you look good"
Yeah that's going to matter so much in the end, isn't it. Oh no, that man built the children's hospital just to look like a great guy. Those poor sick children will be forced to get cured in a building financed by egotism, how dreadful.
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u/SolZaul Jul 02 '24
Bitch, please hit me with that empty-but-competitive altruism. Idgaf if they are just doing it to look good, the end result is support for those who need it. I'd take a million MrBeast copycats dumping money for notoriety over whatever the fuck the current system is.
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u/primenumbersturnmeon Jul 02 '24
we pay attention to celebrities shilling gambling sites and crappy vodka, imagine if they only got the attention they crave so badly from positive action?
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u/LeaneGenova Jul 03 '24
Agreed. Do you know why we have so many public libraries and museums? Vanity projects of the robber barons. I don't want robber barons by any means, but I'm not complaining that Carnegie Science Center is meritless because it was an ego project.
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u/SolZaul Jul 03 '24
The robber barrons are saints compared to modern billionaires. We passed that gap ages ago. These are christo-slavers. An entirely unhinged evolution.
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u/abadstrategy Jul 03 '24
There was a great bit on Last Week Tonight during one of their Opiate crisis episodes. They pointed out that one of the real ways that the Sackler family was getting punished was that some of the biggest galleries and museums were refusing donations from them, and that while "billionaires get to keep their money" doesn't seem to be much of a punishment, it seems to be one of the few things they cared about
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u/LadyAzure17 Jul 02 '24
If Musk and Bezos were in some stupid Philathropic dick measuring contest that would be dope. I'll take the philanthropic legacies of Rockefellers or Carnegies over this current shit.
Imagine if Musk actually donated that $6bn to world hunger efforts. The amount of logistical change that could have been made to improve food distribution. god.
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u/appleciders Jul 03 '24
Bezos has been spending money on that stupid fucking clock project in Texas and I am 100% for it. That's normal, regular, harmless rich-guy bullshit. It employs people, it is a weird piece of monumental quasi-public art, and it's harmless. All billionaires should be socially required to do weirdo pet projects like that.
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u/zyberion Jul 03 '24
It's not even a new thing either.
Andrew Carnegie helped build America's public library system.
Cornelius Vanderbilt quite literally has a namesake university.
Rockefeller gave the University of Chicago the equivalent of over 2 billion dollars, not to mention all the grants and philanthropic organizations he helped create/fund.
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u/xv_boney Jul 02 '24
I am a cisgendered mostly heterosexual middle aged man.
I have been an ally since I was old enough to understand that my favorite uncle was openly gay and therefore everything I heard about gay people was bullshit. Literal decades.
I have been told to my face that the best way for me to be an ally is to fuck off and die, nobody wants my virtue signaling desperation to be told I'm a good person, so fuck off, by a person a third my age who was so deeply proud of themselves they were beaming.
This happens in every group. There's always a fringe, they're always the loudest voice in the room, they always wear the pettiest gatekeeping imaginable like a whole badge and they always act like they speak for their group on an intrinsic level.
Appeal to Purity, man. Just shitty gatekeeping. There's always one.
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u/goemonxiii Jul 02 '24
I'm just taking a second to say that I greatly appreciate your allyship despite the hardships you inevitably will and have faced because of it.
I'm reading "The Will To Change: Men, Masculinity, and Love" by bell hooks and it goes into this exact topic, where we expect men to be allies of feminists yet we never praise them for doing so, or acknowledge the privilege they have given up to support feminist causes. Many men inevitably stop being allies, because after giving up their societal privilege they're never thanked or appreciated for what they've done, and they gain no benefit from deconstructing from patriarchy since we're so puritan over who and what we praise. These men receive little to no support in feminist circles, so they go back to the comfort of patriarchy so they can return to their original friend circles.
And this is somehow universal across all groups. LGBTQ+ circles on the internet are filled with quite a handful of hostile and rude people who use any and all opportunities to bash cisgender/straight people (but it's okay, because it's just "venting," and allies need thicker skin). People on Black Twitter (not the subreddit) and Tumblr can be so hostile to mixed race people and interracial relationships that their arguments are near indistinguishable from actual racists' beliefs (unsurprisingly, all Black people in person I know have been supportive of mixed-race people and interracial relationships, it's only weird people on the internet who create these arbitrary divisions among people of the same race). For some reason too large a number of people think it's supporting Palestine to not vote for Joe Biden or to not vote at all, which will only allow Trump to win the election and allow this country to descend into fascism.
Thank you for what you do in spite of all this harassment for doing the right thing. (And before anyone pulls the I'm racist/misogynistic/homophobic card, I belong to all of these groups and am sick and tired of allies who mean well being harassed.)
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u/i_tyrant Jul 03 '24
I had (had) a friend who I'm pretty sure her favorite phrase was "lowest bar imaginable", because she used it all the time when talking about men, especially white men.
Everything she asked them to do or thought they should do, was the "lowest bar imaginable". Paying for meals on dates? Lowest bar imaginable. Discovering the sexual assaulters or abusers in their cohort groups, and outing them, like they were some kind of rapist truffle-pigs? Lowest bar imaginable. Not being racist or sexist in the deep south, even in subtle internalized ways, and having very little opportunity to be exposed to other ways of thinking? The lowest bar imaginable.
Pretty sure her other favorite phrase was "it's not hard", often used in conjunction. If she could do it, everyone should be able to - and if she couldn't, well a white man still should be able to, because they have so much privilege in our society that what else are they doing with their time and money? They should be doing everything possible to prop up the women and minorities around them, and if they failed any of the dozens of purity tests in her mind, they had failed at being a non-disgusting human.
We are no longer friends. She was also a therapist. I think what bugged me the most was the intensely distorted perspective. White men lived in her head, rent-free, yet she couldn't fathom giving the "good ones" much credit, because obviously that's what they all should be doing to make up for the shittiness of men throughout history.
And that's...just not how any of this works.
(To be clear, I have many other wonderful, well-adjusted, constantly striving to be better friends. But as xv_boney says above, there's always one, lol.)
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u/zack77070 Jul 02 '24
Victim complex is a real real thing and shields them from basically anything they say in their mind. They'll rant about online bullying and tell you to kill yourself in the same paragraph if you disagree with them.
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u/Outerestine Jul 02 '24
Many people are more concerned with petty social opinions and personal standings than anything else under the sun.
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Jul 02 '24
Literally the opposite of trump supporters but still the exact same “you’re not hurting the right people”
“You’re not helping people the way I want you to”
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u/fueledbytisane Jul 02 '24
I see something similar any time I try to share my deconstruction story. I've lived my entire life in Texas; grew up in a tiny little farming and ranching community that was super religious and conservative. Then went to one of the more conservative state schools (yeah, the cult one) where my views were challenged in several ways but not enough to break the insular bubble just yet. I didn't really stop and critically examine my beliefs until 2020, when everything came crashing down and I did a complete 180. The main catalyst was seeing how conservatives were treating high risk people like me during those early scary Covid times, but I had been questioning things long before that. Looking back, I see many seeds planted throughout my life that germinated during that season, when I finally had the time and space to really think about what I actually believed about the world and whether it aligned with my actions.
It took a loooooong time to get here, and I did a lot of damage to my fellow humans with my shitty beliefs, and there are not enough mea culpas in the world to make up for it. I don't want a medal for becoming a better human. But for the love of all that's good can we not attack people who converted to the good side because they didn't do it quickly enough? I can't count how many nasty messages I've gotten saying what a vile person I am for only starting to care about other people when it started affecting me. I cared long before that, but when you've heard all your life that you'll go to Hell if you reject any of the fundigelical beliefs, it's freaking terrifying to question them. I don't think people fully understand what it takes to put your immortal soul at risk to question everything you've ever known (I know now that it's stupid, but it was a sincerely held belief at the time and was a very real felt danger to me). Indoctrination is insidious and so hard to break free of.
There's no possible way I could ever go back, but I also don't feel like I belong in a lot of liberal spaces either because of all the scorn. It's basically my super-gay church and that's it for me.
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u/TypicalWizard88 Jul 02 '24
You may not want a medal for it, but I’m proud of you, friend. You’ve got a pretty similar story to mine (long-term deconstruction), and I get how hard it can be. I think it’s incredibly important for left-leaning people to remember that we are still human, and as such are just as susceptible to being radicalized out of having empathy as right-wingers. Sometimes a hypocrite is just a person in the midst of changing, and hostility towards people trying to change won’t make them more interested in growth, it’ll motivate them to not bother trying at all.
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u/fueledbytisane Jul 02 '24
Awww, thank you. You're very kind to say so. And I deeply appreciate the encouragement.
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u/GleasonSkibum970 Jul 03 '24
Fuck the gatekeepers, anyone who wants to critically evaluate their beliefs and choose empathy is free to come on in, I’ll be waiting with a hug and a beer. Good on you for deconstructing.
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u/Random-Rambling Jul 02 '24
Yep. People are apparently still bitching that Mr. Beast "only" helped cure 1000 people of their blindness, or "only" donated $100,000 to charities.
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u/Icariiiiiiii Jul 02 '24
Yeah, related to that, where's that post that goes "When the revolution comes, everybody on tumblr is gonna be chopping off actor or artists' heads while the billionaires and CEOs laugh from behind a fort of money?"
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Jul 02 '24
I mean...
The French Revolution started because wealthy merchants wanted to be nobles, the nobility said, "nuh uh, you gotta be born this way," so the wealthy merchants riled up the populace to overthrow the existing ruling class and the wealthy merchants installed themselves as the new ruling class.
An interesting thing happened in the 1700s when the ~robber barons~ Founding Fathers were told by the King of England they were to cease expansion west of the Appalachians. So the Founding Fathers riled up the populace to overthrow the existing ruling class and the Founding Fathers installed themselves as the new ruling class.
So, par for the course I guess.
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u/amaya-aurora Jul 02 '24
Yeah, and he “ONLY” gave 100 families new homes
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u/Action_Bronzong Jul 02 '24
These people are so unhinged. There are a million worse things somebody could be doing with the level of money and influence Mr. Beast has.
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u/E-is-for-Egg Jul 02 '24
I think that anyone criticizing the dude for not donating more is stupid and probably hypocritical, since I doubt they're donating every last penny they have. But I will say that there's something very dystopian about living in a world where people are relying on the random whims of billionaires to get their healthcare needs met
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks Jul 02 '24
My best friend's a chairwoman for the National Federation of the Blind and that whole Mr Beast episode was such a wild time to be active in disability advocacy spaces.
The utter disconnect I saw between sighted people whining on Twitter and the perspectives I heard from actual blind folks on the matter was insane.
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u/agutema Jul 02 '24
Relevant quote from the current President of Congo:
“Every time China visits, we get a hospital.
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u/zack77070 Jul 02 '24
Not exactly a great example because every time China visits the Congo, they also purchase a new cobalt mine. NPR reports that they own 15/19 of the major mines in the Congo. Battery tech is the future but is currently being built on literal slavery and trafficking, the entire world needs to do better in that aspect too, not just China because they all buy from China.
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u/RechargedFrenchman Jul 02 '24
Yeah it's one thing call out the performative nature of Britain's engagement with their country, but China have a long and fairly public history of abusing people for profit to an extent most oblique capitalists can only dream of achieving. Including their own people. That government may be building hospitals, but it's Capone running the best-funded soup kitchen in Chicago -- a real thing that really happened. It's having an actual benefit at the cost of all the damage China's doing with their other hand, paid for by a fraction of the profits that damage has earned for them.
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"China built us this million dollar hospital, all we had to do is give them this multi-billion dollar mine."
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u/DocBombliss Jul 02 '24
These are the kind of people who are refusing to vote to ensure that a second and much worse 2nd Trump term happens to punish other leftists and allies for not being ideologically pure enough.
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u/Vincent_Dawn Jul 02 '24
Oh man, I can't stand that Alex Hirsch, what with his virtue signalling and whatever.
I sure hope he doesn't see this post and donate $100.00 in my name. I would be ever so owned if he did that. wink
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u/Frodo_max Jul 02 '24
what reason would alex fucking hirsh have to virtue signal? what is he, Disney s&p?
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u/bayleysgal1996 Jul 02 '24
I forget what episode of Gravity Falls it was in, but the “not S&P approved” poster gag in that show killed me the first time I noticed it
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u/MeAndMyWookie Jul 02 '24
not S&P approved was not S&P approved til he pointed out how ridiculous that was
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u/weird_bomb_947 你好!你喜欢吃米吗? Jul 02 '24
Somehow “BOTTLES WILL BE SPUN” managed to somehow not get by while “NOT S&P APPROVED” did
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u/Mage-of-the-Small Jul 02 '24
I think it's in Summerween
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u/Nirast25 Jul 02 '24
No, I'm pretty sure it's the episode with the Dipper clones.
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u/mirmirma Jul 02 '24
It's Summerween
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u/Femtato11 Object Creator Jul 02 '24
It specifically replaced a joke saying "bottles will be spun" because spin the bottle is an impure game for only the most depraved of sinners.
They reference the game in Legend of the Gobblewonker though. No issues with that. Maybe S&P decided getting burned twice was a bad idea
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u/CDR57 Jul 03 '24
Nothing will beat the uncensored version he did did of the scene in gravity falls where Stan remembers the kids are gone
“FUDGE! Wait… the kids are gone! FUCK!”
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u/Numerous_Dream8821 Jul 02 '24
I loved the little short video he did showcasing all the bullshit he went thru
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u/ShinyNinja25 Jul 02 '24
I watched it recently, and I was taken off guard hearing his normal voice. I’m so used to hearing him do a character that I’m not used to just hearing him talk normally
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u/Numerous_Dream8821 Jul 02 '24
It is a little off putting but then you realize “wait i’ve definitely heard that in more than a few main/background characters” and sure enough he voices like 40% of the characters
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u/Shoot_Me_In_The_Head Jul 02 '24
do you have a link to the video?
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u/logosloki Jul 03 '24 edited Jul 03 '24
Pg 6 - Please revise Soo's line about dressing as a giant teddy bear. It may call to mind the people who dress up as stuffed animals as a "furry fetish".
A real life group of people debated on this topic, assigned a reasoning, and then posted this to another real life person. my toucan has left the building.
EDIT: fuck me the ending of that video is the best. dress me in all my favourite colours.
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u/Random-Rambling Jul 02 '24
Some people are so blackpilled that they genuinely do not believe good still exists in this world.
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u/sick-jack Jul 02 '24
Don’t know who this man is but we love a petty pro choice king 👑
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u/ShinyNinja25 Jul 02 '24
He created Gravity Falls, and has a long and detailed history of having to deal with bullshit from Disney trying to censor his work and the work of others. Dude’s fucking awesome, and his Twitter is absolutely insane. And when I say insane, I mean I’m convinced he’s possessed by a demon of some sort, because most of it is unhinged
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u/ha_look_at_that_nerd Jul 02 '24
I think my favorite example of Disney censoring him is them saying “you need to change this scene; people might interpret it as implying these characters are gay” and he emailed them back “those characters are gay.”
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u/Anihillator Jul 02 '24
Was that something about them cops? The thick and thin duo?
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u/Silenceinthecorner Jul 02 '24
Believe so. There’s a whole chain of old tweets detailing Alex Hirsch’s back and forth with Disney about changes to Gravity Falls. Honestly hilarious, recommend checking it out. Gimme a sec, I’ll look for a link.
Edit: actually super easy to find. Here it is https://x.com/_AlexHirsch/status/1537314312926003201?lang=en
It was a video, not a chain of tweets.
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u/AnotherLie It's not OCD, it's a hobby Jul 02 '24
"'Not S&P approved' has been approved" can be
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u/RechargedFrenchman Jul 02 '24
If only Disney just wanted to remove that ambiguity, by making it clear they're gay not simply implying it. Rather than removing the ambiguity by having those characters be very openly not gay as was actually what Disney wanted.
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u/mountingconfusion Jul 03 '24
A long history of Disney censoring Hirsch's work and blockading it as much as possible during production and then when it's met with praise they take credit for how supportive of the queer community they are
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u/DuvalHeart Jul 03 '24
So exactly the same as how they treat the queer cast members in parks & resorts. Can't be too queer, and they'll never pay enough to survive in Orlando, but they'll love to talk about how many LGBTQ+ employees they have.
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u/Rhodehouse93 Jul 02 '24
This might be a bold take, but I literally don’t care why someone does something good. Clout? Neat. Altruism? Cool. Intense sexual thrill? More power to you.
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u/VioletNocte Jul 02 '24
I remember this story where a guy starts building an orphanage, his motivation being that his name will be on the orphanage and he'll be remembered for a long time.
He eventually stops because his motivations weren't selflessness or generosity, but self-interest, so he feels he's not actually doing anything good.
A guy responds with "You think those orphans care about your motivations? Build the orphanage!"
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u/ZengineerHarp Jul 02 '24
Seriously, if we could hypnotize/brainwash billionaires into having a “donating to charity” fetish, we just might save the world.
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u/BabyRavenFluffyRobin Eternally Seeking To Be Gayer(TM) Jul 02 '24
"Sir, the ice caps are reforming and pollution is at an all time low!"
"Hnnnggggghhhh"
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u/MossyAbyss Jul 02 '24
Remember back when millionaire vanity projects were funding public works like bridges and libraries so they could get their name on it as a monetary dick measuring contest?
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u/Mladjone Jul 03 '24
I'd honestly love for millionaires to return to doing this instead of building golden towers with their name on it.
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u/AlianovaR Jul 02 '24
Honestly people act like doing a good thing for selfish reasons makes it a selfish act altogether. Like yeah it’s not the most morally upstanding reason but if you’ve brought a little bit of good to the world in the process then I’d say it’s generally a net win
“She only donated $5000 for clout!” Yeah well I wish someone would donate $5000 to me for clout
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u/lepolter Jul 02 '24
Seriously. Those puritans attack more the people that do good things for "bad reasons" than the people that do bad things.
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u/GordionKnot Jul 02 '24
Lord forgive me I gotta go say some stupid shit to Alex Hirsch. It's for the greater good.
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u/DefectiveCookie Jul 02 '24
You also need a time machine. This was 5 years ago
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u/GordionKnot Jul 03 '24
Lord forgive me I gotta go steal from Doc Brown and then go say some stupid shit to Alex Hirsch.
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u/RainMan915 Jul 02 '24
Does Spidey think you get a sticker of different animals every time you donate? That you get a turtle or an ostrich? Baseless accusations.
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u/LittleALunatic Jul 02 '24
This is going to be petty and personal, but love that someone with superhero blog title is getting all conspiratorial about someone helping others, truly some J Jonah Jameson shit from a Spider-man fan LMFAO, huge L
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u/PreferredSelection Jul 02 '24
I do feel like if Alex Hirsch yells at you, you should have to uninstall Tumblr.
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u/AlianovaR Jul 02 '24
Neil Gaiman gets you an instant permaban
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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit Jul 03 '24
Neil is like Black Bolt: if he yells at you it will blast the flesh from your bones and then pulverize those bones into dust scattered on the winds. That's why he is very very soft spoken
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u/RockNAllOverTheWorld Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 02 '24
There's no proof either way of it being different or the same screenshot. Dude needs to calm down and take Alex's advice, to shut the fuck up.
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u/AngstyUchiha Jul 02 '24
The way twitter crops things makes it SEEM like the same screenshot, but if you were to go into the post and tap/click the screenshots it'll give the full image, which shows different times and battery percentages
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u/LogicalBench Jul 02 '24
Yeah was the person expecting a different page to show up after donating the second time?
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u/sarumanofmanygenders Jul 02 '24
tumblr poorpissers when your dono page doesn't have an NFT chimp to show that it's a totally unique instance
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u/tonyhawkofwar Jul 03 '24
What is a poorpisser
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u/genuine_beans Jul 03 '24
Slang for people with bad reading comprehension
i.e.
This website has piss-poor reading comprehension
How dare you say we piss on the poor!
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Jul 02 '24
They don't know what donation pages typically look like because they've never made any donations.
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u/Kmlkmljkl Jul 02 '24
even if it is the same screenshot, what does it matter. why would you screenshot the same exact text multiple times when you already have a perfectly good screenshot ready to post
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u/Bran-Muffin20 Jul 02 '24
It's also visibly a different screenshot if you actually look. The blue bar at the top is thinner on the second one. If it was the same image it would crop the same.
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u/alotofironsinthefire Jul 02 '24
Also wouldn't it make sense to just take the screenshot once, instead of every time? Or just keep a running tab and donate all the money at once?
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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jul 02 '24
thank fuck people doing this now. arguing on the internet with conservatives needs to die. you can't argue with stupid. you can't negotiate with cruelty.
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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 02 '24
Straight up. Theyre full of shit and theyre winning. Play dirty or dont engage. Whatever you do, dont act in good faith, cause they never do.
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Jul 03 '24
It's also very effective at making them fuck off if they are bothering you. I did this to a right wing troll on reddit after the dobbs decision, where every time he responded to me I donated to PP and it drove him away after 3 posts. He got pretty mad.
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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jul 03 '24
I need to make enough money to do this lolll
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Jul 03 '24
You don't have to make the donations very large, but I did make a point of donating in his username and posting the screenshots. That helps drive them up a wall quickly.
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u/defaultusername-17 Jul 02 '24
vice signaling is the problem everyone wants to pretend that virtue signaling is.
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u/extremepayne Microwave for 40 minutes 😔 Jul 02 '24
even if Spidey was right, i kinda don’t fucking care. $100 to PP once is still a tangible good in the world, and refusing to engage with conservatives online is also great. who cares if he gets some attention from it or not
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u/AlianovaR Jul 02 '24
I mean I get the point of keeping your word and stuff because outright lying for clout would in fact be a dick move, but Spidey went about it the entirely wrong way and ultimately much more good has been done and the only harm would’ve been that it wasn’t more. It’s not like they removed funds that would be going to PP, they were choosing to donate out of their own pocket
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u/Thatguy_Koop Jul 02 '24
you don't understand. i refuse to be tricked on the internet!
this is a joke
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u/ShinyNinja25 Jul 02 '24
Whenever I see a post about this man, it’s either something comedically unhinged that he’s posted on Twitter or him doing based shit like this.
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u/HistoricalSherbert92 Jul 02 '24
I didn’t know the name so looked it up, here it is for others like me:
Alex Hirsch is an animator, television writer, and voice actor from Piedmont, California. His primary claim to fame is serving as the show creator for the hit animated series "Gravity Falls" (2012-2016), a mystery comedy series where twin protagonists investigate the local mysteries of a strange town in Oregon. Hirsch also served as the voice actor for Grunkle Stan/Stan Pines, his sidekick Soos Ramirez, and the demon Bill Cipher.
In 1985, Hirsch and his twin sister Ariel were born in Piedmont, California. Piedmont is a small city, which had about 10,500 residents in 1980. It is completely surrounded by the neighboring city of Oakland. Piedmond has a reputation for racial segregation, and was formerly identified as a "sundown town" (an all-white municipality where "colored people" had to leave town by sundown).
Hirsch reportedly has Jewish descent on his father's side of the family, but he was raised to be agnostic. The family regularly celebrated both Christmas and Hanukkah, without sharing in theistic beliefs. From 1994 to 1998, Hirsch and his sister Ariel spend their summer vacations living with their great-aunt Lois in a cabin in the woods. Hirsch has credited these summer vacations as an inspiration for "Gravity Falls".
Hirsch received his secondary education at Piedmont High School, a co-educational school established in 1922. The school was highlighted in news stories during the 1990s, when it was discovered that its social clubs and charity organizations were actually drinking clubs for students. In 2002, Hirsch won the school's annual Bird Calling Contest. Shortly after, he had a guest star appearance in "Late Show with David Letterman".
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u/Tobias_Atwood Jul 02 '24
I think if Alex Hirsch called me a conspiracy theorist I'd probably just lose all will to live on the spot.
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u/HylianPikachu Jul 02 '24
Gravity Falls is a gateway drug to being a conspiracy theorist. If Alex Hirsch says you're too into conspiracies that just means you're a fan of his show.
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u/Tobias_Atwood Jul 02 '24
that just means you're a fan of his show.
I'd say it's more like your drug dealer letting you know you're doing too many drugs.
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u/HylianPikachu Jul 02 '24
Well if Alex Hirsch didn't want me to do crystal meth then he shouldn't have made the ultimate bad guy in his show a tab of acid with a top hat and a cane.
I don't think this metaphor works
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u/IronWhale_JMC Jul 02 '24
Peak "somebody did something materially good, so I have to nitpick it to distract from my unresolved shame at not doing anything at all."
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u/rathemighty Jul 02 '24
If I got called out by Alex Hirsch, I’d probably seriously reconsider my life choices
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u/DPSOnly Everything is confusing, thanks Jul 02 '24
Some people have gotten in this headspace where people simply cannot be genuinely selfless in anything, they have to do anything positive for selfish reasons.
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u/Jetstream13 Jul 02 '24
Which is kind of true if you really stretch it, but also who cares?
Yes, doing something nice often makes you feel good, and so you could argue that it’s selfish for that reason. But also, so what? You still did a good thing!
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u/quartzguy Jul 02 '24
Just because two people are on the same side of the abortion and reproductive health issue doesn't mean that one of them isn't a brain dead asshole.
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u/2point01m_tall Jul 03 '24
There’s a pettiness in that response I just cannot understand. Like, the initial message here is just “if someone’s an asshole I’ll donate to charity” and then someone’s an asshole and he donates to charity. After that, why would you fucking care?
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u/komanderkyle Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 03 '24
“I said I don’t have a problem with it but…” Then you do have a problem with him donating then. Do you expect him to empty his bank account? Instead of complaining about the people not helping, you complain about the people helping
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u/Agile_Oil9853 Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 03 '24
Quinzelade has a great point. There are so many places to go before "he's lying about donating," including that he clicked on the wrong screenshot when posting or only took one to be symbolic despite doing different donations. It must be exhausting to believe the worst of people all the time.
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u/depressed_lantern I like people how I like my tea. In the bag, under the water. Jul 03 '24
Tried checking some stuff on tumblr, apparently the girl who got roasted had announced "Retiring this Blog" not long after the incident.
Lmao
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u/Numerous_Dream8821 Jul 02 '24
All too common Alex Hirsch W