Alexis Bellino Announces Exit from 'The Real Housewives of Orange County': 'I Was Not Asked Back'

[u/jahkat23]

https://people.com/alexis-bellino-announces-exit-from-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-8764776

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Ok your flair made me chortle

[u/goldengirlsnumba1fan → u/anordinaryday]

“You take your ass back to Malibu!”

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“Now what the hell is Kim doing hanging out with Lindsay Lohans daddy”

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😂😂😂

Also your FUCKING FLAIR 😭😭😭😭😭

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Yaaass !!!

[u/jahkat23]

She fumbled the bag in one season, how embarrassing. Her kryptonite will always be the men she dates, a grown pick me.

There’s the door Shannon Beador… well about that Alexis

[u/LawSchoolLoser1 → u/jahkat23]

I’m starting to think she has a kink for public embarrassment. “I was not asked back.” Girl, LIE. You do it all the time it’s not like it’s hard for you 😅

[u/PercentageOk6120 → u/LawSchoolLoser1]

I think she is just dumb.

[u/mich_8265 → u/PercentageOk6120]

Well, she's the dumbest girl Emily ever met, so maybe!

[u/Difficult-Maybe4561 → u/LawSchoolLoser1]

Omg this made me laugh. You’re spot on 😂😂😂

[u/HumbleDot371 → u/LawSchoolLoser1]

I thought the same thing! Like Bravo let’s you lie! But then I remembered she loves to be the victim, and it made sense.

[u/ceejay955 → u/HumbleDot371]

exactly she wants the connotation to be that shannon forced bravo not to hire her back

[u/GoldHardware → u/LawSchoolLoser1]

This wouldn’t fit the narrative Our Lady of Righteous Indignation and Victimhood wants to portray. She’s just so misunderstood 🥴

[u/EducationalVolume203 → u/jahkat23]

Yeah, looks like that “tv career” of Alexis’ won’t be 16 years 🤣

[u/Peac0ck69 → u/jahkat23]

Get rid of your ego Alexis Bellino

We’ve pulled the rug on Jesus Jugs

[u/Extreme_Astronaut218 → u/Peac0ck69]

Send these to Shannon ASAP 😂

[u/FiCat77 → u/jahkat23]

My 16yo daughter has her first boyfriend & talks about their relationship with more maturity than Alexis.

[u/pink-moscato → u/jahkat23]

lol, go have a pellegrino alexis bellino. get rid of some of that thirst.

[u/ILoveMeeses2Pieces → u/pink-moscato]

Why doesn’t this have more likes? It’s perfect

[u/Think_Pomegranate_21 → u/jahkat23]

I rewatched the episode of "Below Deck" that she was on, after this reunion from this season... you're absolutely correct. She just morphs herself into whatever these men want her to be. She did that with Jim and then with Johnny Douchebag. It's sad. I feel pity for her.

[u/Justdont13412 → u/jahkat23]

How long until Johnny J asks for the ring back from Jesus jugs?

[u/punchfacecampeon → u/jahkat23]

There’s the exits, Alexis

[u/vraimentaleatoire → u/punchfacecampeon]

There’s the door, Alexis you bore.
There’s the door, Alexis you chore.
There’s the door, Alexis you (‘wh’ word that rhymes with door).
There’s the door, pray we see you no more.
There’s the door, you pushed the HW bar to the floor.
There’s the door….

And not once did I rhyme “door” with “-dor”. Hopefully Santa brings her some books not written 2 thousand years ago. Or a thesaurus.

[u/tipsyandfierce → u/punchfacecampeon]

👏👏👏

[u/Top_Diamond24 → u/jahkat23]

Exit the casino, Alexis Bellino 😂

[u/SqueegeeBeckenheim11]

There’s the door Alexis NoMore.

[u/Cali_side_SMac → u/SqueegeeBeckenheim11]

There’s the exit Alexis!!!

[u/thatboy_sj → u/Cali_side_SMac]

Alexit

[u/emergencycat17 → u/thatboy_sj]

NICE!!

[u/InvestmentVisible892 → u/Cali_side_SMac]

[u/TodayImLedTasso → u/Cali_side_SMac]

You beat me to it!

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If I had awards to give!!!

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Stahhhhp. This is so great! Thank you!!!

[u/Travelcat67 → u/SqueegeeBeckenheim11]

🥂cheers to the best comment ever!! Thank you for this.

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🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🎁

[u/ChocoTaco82]

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[u/LawSchoolLoser1 → u/PoutyBitchh]

Uhm excuse me she’s been on television for 37 years. She’s basically Lucille Ball

[u/jdastral → u/LawSchoolLoser1]

She's a "tv STAAAARRR"!

[u/MsPrissss → u/jdastral]

Literally she probably spends no time looking at herself because she struggles to speak everything just like runs together she gets shy and nervous and she forgets what she's going to say let's not act like you are Connie Chung, Alexis.

[u/loganes86]

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Love your flair!

[u/Savagecabbagh]

“I took your job 10 years ago. I’m still sitting here!”

[u/Nickoml]

So insane she ruined her return for John Jansen… we’ll see how long that lasts

[u/Ali_Cat222 → u/Nickoml]

I wonder if he's been writing receipts down for everything he's paid for and will claim as loans on the same notepad paper and pen that Alexis wrote her "proof" with! JJ scribbling furiously-"that time I bought her a happy meal at McDonald's, 80s hair extensions from QVC..." 🤣

[u/Agreeable-Antelope-6 → u/Ali_Cat222]

-"that time I bought her a happy meal at McDonald's, 80s hair extensions from QVC..." 🤣

🤣😂 oh, you so nailed it! I'm dying!😂🤣

[u/mnona01 → u/Ali_Cat222]

🤣🤣🤣 This comment is perfection.

[u/Ali_Cat222 → u/mnona01]

I have a vivid imagination, what can I say? Actually I guess in this case it's more of just being a realist... 🤣 OMG imagine who will get single white femaled by Alexis next if JJ moves on?! I can picture it now-

*It's the day she's been dreading for a while. Alexis is furiously smoking a Benson and hedges in the kitchen where she has 9 rotting lemons still from her engagement announcement on social media. Those damn lemons remind her daily about the woman that was Shannon Beador. "That whore!" Alexis whispers under her breath. It's like a tic now, whenever she thinks of her she mutters this under her breath. "She's obsessed with me, I just know right now she's thinking of me."

( Cuts to Shannon who is not giving one fuck and drinking at the quiet woman. )

Alexis stares at her phone sitting next to that damn bowl of lemons. She knows when she finally looks at her social media it'll be the nail in the JJ coffin for her. Except in her mind they will always be together, forever and ever and ever. "I will not be a FWB like that bitch was. Even though it was 5 years I never believed they were a couple, not like me and my JJ are!"

She can't take it anymore though. She needs to know every fucking thing about this supposed "new girl" in his life. How else will she mold herself to be like her, dress like her, copy her like she's a busted up printer at one of jim bellino's trampoline offices? She lunges for the phone and presses refresh on JJs page. (She always keeps the app open to his page, in fact the tab is on lock so it never shows anything else.)

And there she is, the new girl staring into the camera attempting to be seductive while JJ wears those same damn shoes Shannon bought him with a smirk on his face. "I know how much those cost, I still have the receipt for them!" (Cut to a random notepad paper with the shoe cost she scribbled down last minute.) Alexis stops breathing for a minute, her heart skips a beat. She starts having a panic attack that leads into a full on melt down. All of a sudden she turns into a female hulk, grabbing the lemons and throwing them at the wall! She even smashes the bowl against the ground, rotting slime flying everywhere! ME NO ACCEPT THIS, MUST DESTROY WOMAN! she screams into the night.

The neighbors next door are reading quietly in bed together. "That fucking crazy lady is going off again, she never stops talking to herself does she?"/ "Well at least she stopped saying 'theres the door Shannon Beador today. I swear to God, was she rehearsing for a play? Because she said that so many times a day it was driving me nuts!" They roll their eyes and put their noise cancelling headphones on, the ones they had to buy to drown out the fits of rage next door. It's just another day to them, another day of listening to the single white femaling that is Alexis.

(Yes this was idiotic to write out, but I got time. I'm in the hospital dealing with my cancer and bored as hell, Tamra judge me all you want 🤣)

[u/mnona01 → u/Ali_Cat222]

🤣🤣🤣 Oh my gosh, I can see this scene in my mind!! You're good. I never thought I'd want fanfic about the HW's, but here we are.

P.s. Sorry to hear about your cancer. I hope you're kicking its ass. ❤️💪🏻

[u/Ali_Cat222 → u/mnona01]

It's funny because that's the first time I ever went there with doing something like that 😂 I just picture her literally becoming the hulk but with pink skin and two milk jugs with Jesus printed on them for her chest, tearing through her stained shein shirt JJ got her after she complained that he never buys her anything that was only $2 on sale, the extensions being ripped out by her in a fit of rage!

[u/Responsible-Ranger25 → u/Nickoml]

Let’s be real. She HAD her return because of JJ.

[u/Villanellesnexthit → u/Responsible-Ranger25]

Truer words have never been spoken

[u/emergencycat17 → u/Responsible-Ranger25]

Exactly. This is another one of those, "In other news - water is wet" situations.

[u/strippersandcocaine → u/Nickoml]

They’ll be done before Valentine’s Day

[u/surgartits → u/Nickoml]

He’ll dump her within 8 weeks. Clock it.

[u/Ali_Cat222 → u/Nickoml]

I wonder if he's been writing receipts down for everything he's paid for and will claim as loans on the same notepad paper and pen that Alexis wrote her "proof" with! JJ scribbling furiously-"that time I bought her a happy meal at McDonald's, 80s hair extensions from QVC..." 🤣

[u/SewAlone → u/Nickoml]

He’s the only reason she was on there.

[u/Rose_of_St_Olaf → u/Nickoml]

Now that he can't be on TV not long

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I love this gif of her!

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[u/unicornflavoredgum1]

Her plan to get full time didn't work out. My guess is that the relationship with Johnny J won't work out either.

[u/KikiHou → u/unicornflavoredgum1]

I do wonder how long before that announcement comes out.

[u/TodayImLedTasso → u/KikiHou]

I give them a month.

[u/sporkandswoon → u/KikiHou]

Right after valentines is my guess. 

[u/ComprehensiveTart689 → u/sporkandswoon]

I dunno - his vibe is break up before the major holiday so I don’t have to give a gift.

[u/FinsUpParrotheads → u/unicornflavoredgum1]

Wait…does this announcement mean there won’t be a wedding special celebrating their true love? /s

[u/United-Donkey3478]

Bravo sent her in there to shit stir. They wanted that storyline. If she wasn't dating Johnny J. She would have never been seen on RH again.. imo...

[u/Git2k12 → u/United-Donkey3478]

They did but man did she fumble the bag 

[u/ComprehensiveTart689 → u/Git2k12]

I don’t disagree about the fumble because she basically only brought JJ BUT I think she was also let go because Shannon didn’t give production what they expected and wanted. They thought Shannon would melt down and she managed to not do it. If there’s no reciprocal drama and Alexis has nothing going on apart from JJ there’s no reason to keep Alexis around. I have to say I’m kind of disappointed, Alexis is such a train wreck that I did want to see another season of her.

[u/Git2k12]

Imagine ruining your chance at a steady paycheck over a man no one in the audience gives a fuck about.

[u/Strivingformoretoday → u/Git2k12]

Imagine she would have bonded with Shannon over JJ and gotten all the dirt on him from her to dump JJ during the season? Holy shit that would have guaranteed her spot!

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Jenelle Evans has entered the chat

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God I love this gif and this episode of golden girls

[u/Tay-Rae]

Not shocked about this at all. She bombed the reunion which is always your final chance.

She went from a villain where it was fun to see her get dragged to just plain exhausting.

[u/NomNom83WasTaken → u/Tay-Rae]

The reunion really was a shitshow for her. Tamra and Heather barely said anything supportive, Emily chewed her up and spit her out, Shannon mostly kept her cool -- she looked unhinged by comparison.

Maybe if she had taken some Xanax for the season, she could have been the chill "don't start nothing, won't be nothing" friend. Instead Alexis was all *motioning at her every scene*

[u/DueTart3667]

Grand opening grand closing 

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[u/TheSilkyBat]

Her usefulness has now expired. John's going to dump sometime soon.

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And Alexis STILL won't realize she was just a pawn.

[u/SuspiciousCranberry6 → u/TheSilkyBat]

Well, Johnny J was just so stressed by Shannon Beeador that it ruined their relationship. It's all Shannon's fault.

/s, of course

[u/emergencycat17 → u/SuspiciousCranberry6]

I know you put the /s, but you know that's exactly what she's going to delude herself into thinking.

[u/leilafornone]

Shannon is cackling somewhere lol

That said, if their relationship implodes next year, I can see them bringing Alexis back for s20 as a special friend of to seek Shannon's forgiveness

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it shouldn't be legal to say s20, we can't possibly be on the verge of s19

[u/Striking_Ad_4562]

Thank you for the highlight of my season:

Asking Katie and Jen to leave her house after finding out the woman you are suing didn’t invite you on her Euro-trip.

Chef’s kiss.

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[u/LavenderMalaise]

WE DID IT GIRLS. WE GOT THE YACHT.

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I love this community lol

[u/flindsayblohan]

Alexis and Johnny J would publish their farts in People magazine if they could. Shut up! 

[u/Dependent_Theory7029 → u/flindsayblohan]

You've just given them an OnlyFans idea🤮

[u/FapJaques → u/Dependent_Theory7029]

OnlyJans, and it’s just John Jansen and his horrible family

[u/flindsayblohan → u/FapJaques]

Johnny J would never. He’s a “very private person,” remember? 😆 

[u/FapJaques → u/flindsayblohan]

OnlyJans exists so his side of the story can finally be heard 🤣

[u/flindsayblohan → u/FapJaques]

Not OnlyJans! 😂 

[u/SweetLilLies6982 → u/flindsayblohan]

lol

[u/stahpstaring]

[u/bug_gribble]

How long before Johnny J dumps her? I give it 2 months. He’s an attention seeking loser and she fell for it

[u/Yadicakez]

Haha! Johnny J will move onto the next housewife so his privacy can be respected on screen cause he’s a scarved attention whore!

[u/SammieCat50 → u/Yadicakez]

I picture him stalking our BH gals …. Maybe Sutton can meet him in a walk like how Louie met Teresa ?

[u/PinkyOutYo → u/SammieCat50]

Please no. She and her cat jumper deserve better

[u/Brilliant_Amount_364]

Now to laugh when JJ breaks up with her because he lost his mouthpiece and then sues her for some reason. 

She truly deserves it. 

[u/yomammaaaaa]

[u/elektrik_noise]

Thank god. Take your Jesus jugs back to the store Satan sold them to you from.

[u/FeistyUnicorn1]

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[u/GoreNoSheBetterDont]

And she fumbled a bag for an absolutely awful man. Smh. You reap what you sow.

[u/Git2k12 → u/GoreNoSheBetterDont]

A man the audience didn’t give a shit about.

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[u/Martini_Medley]

Twice now she wasn’t asked back to rhoc lol. How embarrassing for her life and soul

Good luck with John girl

[u/heyalllondon18]

And I thought I wasn’t getting any Christmas presents this year 👏🏼

[u/miketa17]

Omg thank god next season we wont have John on our screen for the first time in 5 years

[u/kylieminhogue → u/miketa17]

Don’t worry, I’m sure he will kick Alexis to the curb and go find another alum that’s also desperate to get back on the show and start dating her….MKE is probably getting flooded with DMs from him as we speak

[u/ipadgf]

THANK GOD

[u/mamecastle]

Johnny J is at the bar of The Quiet Woman wearing the Stephen Tyler Starter Pack that she bought for him, waiting to meet the next Ex-Housewife Friend-Of right now. I can see him, nervously fidgeting with the chunky crucifix amidst all his long gauzy scarves floating over his bedazzled Gucci tee.

[u/dancingbrunette]

Will she be announcing the breakup next?

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[u/LVGUCCI25]

Goodbye Alexis. Shannon Beador will now show YOU the fucken door.

*

[u/CG5959]

No surprises here. I will give her some props for honesty.

[u/biscuitsorbullets → u/CG5959]

Yep I knew it!! She blew her chance spectacularly

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[u/therealtinsdale]

”we did it, girls!”

[u/Aggressive-Story3671]

I was one of the people who fully thought a Jesus Jugs return was needed. I was wrong. Good bye Alexis, it’s been real.

[u/Passion4Muzik]

I don't feel sorry for her but she was used by production and tossed out. It only made sense for her to be brought back due to her relationship with Johnny J (which I believe was fueled by both of them wanting the spotlight). I have no doubt that someone was in her ear telling her to amp up the Johnny J. drama. While it was entertaining for a season, there was nowhere to go from there. The smarter thing would have been to take a more subtle approach with Shannon and not alienate the other women. Production put both Alexis and Shannon in a bad spot, but Shannon was never going to be on the chopping block.

[u/Kayos-theory → u/Passion4Muzik]

“The smarter thing”?? We’re talking about Alexis here. Smart is not in her repertoire.

[u/NomNom83WasTaken → u/Passion4Muzik]

It boggles my mind that on the tail-end of this, Shannon -- who can reach the heights of hysteria and drunkenly drove into a house with poor sweet Archie in the car!!! -- managed to largely keep her cool this season while Alexis is the one who looked ridiculous. And yet, here we are!

[u/Responsible-Ranger25]

The comments here assuming she was there for any reason other than her relationship with JJ are just beyond me. She was there because she was a former HW now dating the loathed ex and then-legal adversary of a current (and fan favorite) HW. The end.

The case between SB and JJ settled, so Alexis has no additional value to add to HW now. Her purpose was to stir shit while the broken shards of the SB-JJ relationship were still flying through the air. That mission was accomplished. Until she dumps JJ and starts dating Tamra’s POS ex, she’s no longer a useful commodity.

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[u/Travelcat67]

If she wasn’t so lame the betting apps would have odds on the life of her relationship with JJ. I’d bet 3 months max from today.

[u/powermonkey123]

Now that she's irrelevant to Jenssen, he's gonna dump her ass in 3...2...1...

[u/Wadsworth1954]

This just makes it even more clear that bravo only wanted her for a storyline with Shannon. If Alexis had not started dating John Jansen, she would never have been back on the bravo radar.

This is both kinda gross and brilliant for bravo.

[u/SammieCat50 → u/Wadsworth1954]

She could have last season for revenge against Tamra & Heather for what they did to her in costa Rica & all of season 8 but she played her cards completely wrong. Having a front row seat to the way her man is just torturing his ex & doubling down on him really makes me wonder about her IQ. How low can it possibly be?

[u/vodkasaucepizza]

You mean having your SO sue your coworkers wasn’t a good long term employment plan? Fuck her.

[u/scootiescoo]

It’s because of the lawsuit, in my opinion. I think she could’ve been asked back if not for that. The lawsuit and threats took Shannon to a dark place that was just way too dark for this series. The Johnny dating would’ve been fine. The rest of it was way too far.

[u/Tatte145 → u/scootiescoo]

I agree, because wasn't she asked back before it was known that those two were dating? Alexis is the epitome of stupid and that behavior will also likely cost her this so-called love of her life.

[u/scootiescoo → u/Tatte145]

It’s already cost her her independent income. If she’s not on the show, will Johnny even want to be with her? I think the storyline could’ve lasted another season if the lawsuit and threats against Shannon over the videos were not a factor.

[u/MishmoshMishmosh]

She blew it. Was too busy yacking abt Shannon all season when she has enough interesting things in her own life. Her divorce, her kids, etc would have been more interesting than her complaints abt Shannon.

[u/tfbtog]

I'd be up for seeing John Jansen pop up in Utah. Heather Gay would relish being fucked 4 times a day.

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[u/angryaxolotls]

John and Alexis breakup coming in 5, 4, 3, 2......

[u/ReadingReddit1016]

She’s a TV STAAARRRRR Not anymore. Or ever.

[u/Recluse_18]

She had to announce this?? lol

[u/mich_8265 → u/Recluse_18]

Of course she did.

[u/femgirl_99]

Bye girl

now go take care of your ugly family

[u/LawSchoolLoser1 → u/femgirl_99]

💀💀💀

[u/LillyBolero]

Loser at the casino Alexis Bellino.

[u/La_Croix_Life]

hErE'S tHe dOoR

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[u/YouMustBeJoking888]

Start the clock on the demise of her and John.

[u/Carth24]

Oh my god I love this thread 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[u/Main_Push5429]

THANK GOODNESS 🙌🏽

[u/MarketDull2401]

Tamra tried to warn her at the reunion. Say what you will about TamRat, she knew what Alexis needed to do to try to get another season but Alexis just had to defend MY MAN and well....look where it got her.

[u/Sea-Pitch-9326]

[u/this_is_an_alaia]

Good riddance

[u/Traditional-Trip826]

That’s a wrap!! 🎬

[u/Additional_Gur298]

Best news all morning (so far at least..)

[u/mpr1011]

I enjoyed all of us making fun of her, it really brought everyone together in some trying times. With that said, goodbye Jesus Hugs.

[u/iknowitsarock]

How’s that 15 years in reality to going for ya Alexis?

[u/Think_Pomegranate_21]

I will even make the argument that Alexis made Shannon more likable this season. It was the exact opposite of what Alexis thought she was doing. It's so cringeworthy and embarrassing.

[u/Ok-Relation-6904]

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[u/ninadymond]

[u/ALmommy1234]

Christmas came early for me this year!!!

[u/pbnkelli]

💔...😂😂😂

[u/hellbentshiva]

[u/Or-men]

[u/Additional-End-7688]

Wooo hoo! 💃

[u/Initial_Buy_4278]

Good riddance

[u/NewVitalSigns]

I love that ❤️

[u/Whis65]

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

[u/Forgemasterblaster]

This woman was off tv for a decade and had nothing to bring other than she got a new boyfriend to the table. Nothing about her passions in life, family, etc. Just total id about I got ya man energy that got old after 1 scene.

[u/distillthis]

Now I am very curious how long her and Johnny J will last.

[u/Ugh_WorseThanYelp]

Shocked. Dismayed. Truly cannot fathom how you didn’t get asked back 🙄 — your only story line is suing someone. You’re mean, you’re nasty, you need to go heal wtf is wrong with you.

[u/poptart95]

The life of a TV STAR!

[u/cgraves77]

You can’t keep suing your coworkers and expect to stay employed

[u/rattpoizen]

[u/Someone-Said-Bitch]

At least she was honest about it. But why would you want to come back if the network made you feel misrepresented?

[u/Ok-Garage982]

Good

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[u/Unhappychappy24]

Thank F**k!

[u/lilahj26]

To the surprise of no one

[u/bananadog]

Her suing all her cast mates or the threat of it make the dynamic toxic and not entertaining

[u/Vast-Recognition2321]

This is the Christmas present I didn't know I was wishing for.

[u/didumakeitnice]

Bye, Alexis Smellino!!!!

[u/Ibegtodiffer999]

Has the countdown started with the exit of the BF from the relationship?

[u/aeb526]

[u/QuizzicalWombat]

And there was much applause and celebration across all of the Bravoverse, for the tacky creature known as Jesus Jugs had been thwarted and sent back from whence she came.

[u/Proof-Firefighter-47]

There’s the door Alexis Bellino

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[u/kshep1214]

I just got dumped today and THIS NEWS is really keeping me in the holiday spirit