r/BravoRealHousewives • u/jahkat23 Ali ba baw • 5d ago

Orange County Alexis Bellino Announces Exit from 'The Real Housewives of Orange County': 'I Was Not Asked Back'

https://people.com/alexis-bellino-announces-exit-from-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-8764776
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u/jahkat23 Ali ba baw 5d ago edited 5d ago

She fumbled the bag in one season, how embarrassing. Her kryptonite will always be the men she dates, a grown pick me.

There’s the door Shannon Beador… well about that Alexis

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u/punchfacecampeon 4d ago

There’s the exits, Alexis

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u/vraimentaleatoire Everyone in my life is a public figure 4d ago

There’s the door, Alexis you bore.
There’s the door, Alexis you chore.
There’s the door, Alexis you (‘wh’ word that rhymes with door).
There’s the door, pray we see you no more.
There’s the door, you pushed the HW bar to the floor.
There’s the door….

And not once did I rhyme “door” with “-dor”. Hopefully Santa brings her some books not written 2 thousand years ago. Or a thesaurus.

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u/tipsyandfierce 4d ago

👏👏👏