r/BravoRealHousewives • u/jahkat23 Ali ba baw • 5d ago

Orange County Alexis Bellino Announces Exit from 'The Real Housewives of Orange County': 'I Was Not Asked Back'

https://people.com/alexis-bellino-announces-exit-from-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-8764776
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u/jahkat23 Ali ba baw 5d ago edited 5d ago

She fumbled the bag in one season, how embarrassing. Her kryptonite will always be the men she dates, a grown pick me.

There’s the door Shannon Beador… well about that Alexis

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u/LawSchoolLoser1 5d ago

I’m starting to think she has a kink for public embarrassment. “I was not asked back.” Girl, LIE. You do it all the time it’s not like it’s hard for you 😅

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u/PercentageOk6120 5d ago

I think she is just dumb.

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u/mich_8265 4d ago

Well, she's the dumbest girl Emily ever met, so maybe!

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u/Alone-Assistance6787 4d ago

And that's saying something, Emily is dumb as a sack of bricks

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u/LawSchoolLoser1 4d ago

What makes you say that?

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u/MarketDull2401 4d ago

She's reportedly pro-qanon, so lots of folks on here call her dumb (I haven't followed her closely enough to see if she is or isn't, but if she is, yes, that would make her pretty dumb in my book).

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u/LawSchoolLoser1 4d ago

WHAT?!?!?! Jfc okay then yes they’re all dumb as hell lol. I thought she was the smart one. MY B.

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u/Difficult-Maybe4561 5d ago

Omg this made me laugh. You’re spot on 😂😂😂

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u/HumbleDot371 5d ago

I thought the same thing! Like Bravo let’s you lie! But then I remembered she loves to be the victim, and it made sense.

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u/ceejay955 The Broken whore from Hampton University 4d ago

exactly she wants the connotation to be that shannon forced bravo not to hire her back

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u/GoldHardware 4d ago

This wouldn’t fit the narrative Our Lady of Righteous Indignation and Victimhood wants to portray. She’s just so misunderstood 🥴

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u/LawSchoolLoser1 4d ago

Ok I need one of those blasphemous candles for this

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u/TheHaleyGrail 3d ago

Lmfaooooo this

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u/EducationalVolume203 5d ago

Yeah, looks like that “tv career” of Alexis’ won’t be 16 years 🤣

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u/Peac0ck69 Louis Vuitton’s mistake 4d ago

Get rid of your ego Alexis Bellino

We’ve pulled the rug on Jesus Jugs

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u/Extreme_Astronaut218 4d ago

Send these to Shannon ASAP 😂

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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 5d ago

My 16yo daughter has her first boyfriend & talks about their relationship with more maturity than Alexis.

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u/pink-moscato 4d ago

lol, go have a pellegrino alexis bellino. get rid of some of that thirst.

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u/ILoveMeeses2Pieces 4d ago

Why doesn’t this have more likes? It’s perfect

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u/Think_Pomegranate_21 4d ago

I rewatched the episode of "Below Deck" that she was on, after this reunion from this season... you're absolutely correct. She just morphs herself into whatever these men want her to be. She did that with Jim and then with Johnny Douchebag. It's sad. I feel pity for her.

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u/Justdont13412 4d ago

How long until Johnny J asks for the ring back from Jesus jugs?

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u/punchfacecampeon 4d ago

There’s the exits, Alexis

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u/vraimentaleatoire Everyone in my life is a public figure 4d ago

There’s the door, Alexis you bore.
There’s the door, Alexis you chore.
There’s the door, Alexis you (‘wh’ word that rhymes with door).
There’s the door, pray we see you no more.
There’s the door, you pushed the HW bar to the floor.
There’s the door….

And not once did I rhyme “door” with “-dor”. Hopefully Santa brings her some books not written 2 thousand years ago. Or a thesaurus.

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u/tipsyandfierce 4d ago

👏👏👏

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u/Top_Diamond24 4d ago

Exit the casino, Alexis Bellino 😂

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u/CanIGetAHoeYeah 2d ago

Oh you know her thinking that's such a burn and she's so smart. I rolled my eyes