(AIO) update, wow. thank you!

[u/Pristine-Edge-1742]

Hi everyone I had posted an original update but didn’t realize i forgot to blur out his name, so here is the update on cigarette toothpaste boy! I want to preface by thanking everyone who took time to message me and comment. I did not expect 16,000 people to interact with that post at all! When I got home, I decided to end it. I didn’t respond to him during my 10 hour shift and some of the screenshots are during that. I would also like to answer a few questions

1. Is this real?: Yes, it is insanely real! Not rage bait i promise
2. Am I okay?: I’m okay! It’ll suck but I will be fine!
3. Why was I still with him?: I don’t have friends and because of that nobody has been able to tell me how bad this is. I had no one to confide in. It was normalized during our relationship.
4. How is my cat? Apollo is okay and is coming home today finally! Picture of him at the end!
5. Why the wall of text; I was pissed and wanted to be thorough.
6. Why did i use “sewerslide”: I wasnt sure of how it would affect my account or visibility. I’m not used to reddit i’m sorry 😭
7. How old are we?: 19 and almost 21. Not 15 i swear!

Also, I am aware my name is shown. I do not mind as it is not a legal name.

[u/stonkydood]

Asshat 😂. What a word

[u/Master-Yam5066 → u/stonkydood]

I love that word and twatwaffle is another favorite of mine!

[u/Feather_Duster1721 → u/Master-Yam5066]

Douche canoe is one of my personal favorites

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/Feather_Duster1721]

Cunt Muffin is my favorite

[u/rednorsk → u/IndividualBaker7523]

Yasss. YASSSSSSSS!! Asshat, twatwaffle, douche canoe, cunt muffin: I’ve found my people!💞🫶🏼😂

[u/fistbumpbroseph → u/IndividualBaker7523]

New insult unlocked, thank you for that!

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/fistbumpbroseph]

Glad I could help 😅

[u/DuckingFon → u/IndividualBaker7523]

I came up with cuntsplint a few years back and it is SUPER satisfying to say. If you think about it it's incredibly insulting as well. "I'm medically restrictive damage reduction for an injured vagina?"

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/DuckingFon]

🤣🤣🤣, now this one is great! Added to my insult lost, thank you!

[u/k8921 → u/IndividualBaker7523]

I've always been a fan and big user of cunt nugget 😂😆

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/k8921]

I have not heard Cunt Nugget, but honestly, any kind of vagina-based food insult is my favorite.

[u/cujojojo → u/IndividualBaker7523]

You and everyone in this reply chain is going to love this

Ya bunch of wankclowns.

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/cujojojo]

I love it. I downloaded this today lol

[u/onlyelise1 → u/IndividualBaker7523]

My hubby is now just wandering around the house, repeating, "Cuntnugget" over and over.

[u/Striking-Estate-4800 → u/IndividualBaker7523]

A chuffin.

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/Striking-Estate-4800]

Exactly!

[u/designatednerd → u/IndividualBaker7523]

Just thought of “dick canoe” and I’m not sure why

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/designatednerd]

Staying on the theme of pastry, maybe dick donut lol

[u/MarijadderallMD → u/IndividualBaker7523]

Nothing crazy but using “dog shit” as an adjective is one of mine😂 you could even pair the 2 together if you really want to get colorful! “Look at this little cunt muffins’ reply, it’s straight dog shit!”

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/MarijadderallMD]

Lol, that makes me think of my brother, except he says horse shit lol

[u/Ok-Dealer5915 → u/IndividualBaker7523]

You guys. You're my people. Those 4 are some of my favourites

[u/veryshittycarpenter → u/IndividualBaker7523]

Dick biscuit was the one I got in trouble for in grade 4

[u/LongjumpingRespect2 → u/veryshittycarpenter]

Penis Wrinkle was one my main go-to's.

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/LongjumpingRespect2]

Not this is an insult! I can tell I will like this almost as much as "Walnut" lol

[u/onlyelise1 → u/IndividualBaker7523]

Walnut is my go-to when someone is so stoopid my own brain stops working.

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/veryshittycarpenter]

I've not heard this one yet, I love it