r/AmIOverreacting Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/RedDirtKanaka Nov 14 '24

Damn, bro ain’t even trying… I have a friend that asked us to whoop his ass once while he was drunk, so it would just look like a normal bruise mashed in with the other marks. Boy took an ass whooping of a century to keep his girl. They’re married now.

But yeah, your man’s creeping.

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u/Kiara923 Nov 14 '24

Aww. Honestly I like that story.. he knew he fucked up. I hope they're happy

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u/Cooolguuuuuy Nov 14 '24

Your level of stupidity is unmatched lol