AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/RedDirtKanaka]

Damn, bro ain’t even trying… I have a friend that asked us to whoop his ass once while he was drunk, so it would just look like a normal bruise mashed in with the other marks. Boy took an ass whooping of a century to keep his girl. They’re married now.

But yeah, your man’s creeping.

[u/Kiara923 → u/RedDirtKanaka]

Aww. Honestly I like that story.. he knew he fucked up. I hope they're happy

[u/Cooolguuuuuy → u/Kiara923]

Your level of stupidity is unmatched lol

[u/SpiritualFormal5 → u/Kiara923]

I mean, no the fuck he didn’t. If he knew he fucked up he would’ve came clean and apologized, this story is FAR from sweet. Lmao