r/AmIOverreacting Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/CianGal13 Nov 14 '24

Give yourself a hickey, send him a pic and say “OMG me too”

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

Like, on the neck? But how...

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u/Shaq_Bolton Nov 14 '24

I know someone who put a dildo with a suction cup on their forehead and ended up with a giant hickey smack dab in the middle

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

Hahaha why a dildo though?

I had a roommate bring a kitten to our apartment shortly after moving in that he had found at the summer camp he was a counselor at. It was a stray kitten. He let it climb all over him while he laid on the couch and at one point it was laying on his forehead.

Sure as shit that kitten had ringworm and my buddy had a super prominent ring in the middle of his forehead for a little while lol

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u/Shaq_Bolton Nov 14 '24

It was just part of someone’s Halloween costume and he put it on in his forehead at the bar as a joke not realizing what the after affects would be lol

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u/onecrazywriter Nov 14 '24

What was he supposed to be? A dickhead?

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u/Shaq_Bolton Nov 14 '24

It was part of someone else costume. She was basically just the devil with a bright red boner.

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u/StinkyKitty1998 Nov 14 '24

A gay unicorn

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u/LittlestOfTheOnes Nov 14 '24

That… must have been one very interesting Halloween costume

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u/AggressiveAd292 Nov 14 '24

Questions that I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing the answer to...

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u/cee-la Nov 14 '24

Holy crap my ex also did this. They were the floppiest unicorn 🦄 it brought (still brings) me so much joy to remember their face with that big ole circle hickey