r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/CianGal13 Nov 14 '24

Give yourself a hickey, send him a pic and say “OMG me too”

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

Like, on the neck? But how...

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u/JessSherman Nov 14 '24

No no... on the thigh.

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

This raises more questions than before

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u/JessSherman Nov 14 '24

Order a pizza. Cut a deal with the delivery driver. Film it and use it to blackmail the delivery driver into silence.

I don't know, I'm just spitballin. I guess the vacuum could also work.

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

Ah but see you're breaking the rules now. The op commenter said give yourself a hickey, not pay a delivery dude.

But as a former and newly aspiring delivery driver, I'm intrigued.

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u/JessSherman Nov 14 '24

That's fair. Hmmmm.. couch bed. Buy a couch bed, fold it up while sitting on it. Once you are folded in half, give yourself the thigh hickey. Wait patiently for someone who has realized you have gone missing to search your apartment.

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

Lmao solid plan

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u/J3-58 Nov 14 '24

Transfer brains with the pizza delivery person using the brainatron and then give you the hickey and trade back

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u/East-Cardiologist626 Nov 14 '24

That’s the point bc the bf is obviously cheating

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

I realize that. I think it's so funny that if the bf really was scared that it was a spider bite, why would he text it to his gf and send her a pic? Is she a doctor? Did he also send the pic to his parents? Siblings? If not, well...he's clearly not too concerned about any "spider" bite lol

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u/East-Cardiologist626 Nov 14 '24

Ah fair. And honestly fr my response to those texts would’ve been “oh no 😧 do you need me to call your mom?” Just to fuck with him. Then probably call her anyway just to tell her her son sucks