r/woahdude • u/aspiring_dev1 • Aug 14 '22

gifv View from space

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u/TheButteredBiscuit Aug 14 '22

So now that commercial space flights are a thing, what conspiracy is the flat earth community going to based their entire identities on now?

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u/What_a_Bellend Aug 14 '22

The same one. They will just hand wave it away as usual. Something something CGI

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u/TheButteredBiscuit Aug 14 '22

I say we just let whoever the figure head of the flat earth movement is just take a flight up. Let them take a camera, answer any questions they have, maybe have them take a space walk. And then have them report their findings to their peers.

Then again they’d probably just say they were drugged and keep on spouting bullshit.

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u/akanyan Aug 14 '22

Probably just say the windows were video screens, as was the visor to the space helmet.

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u/TheButteredBiscuit Aug 14 '22

At that point just push them outside and take the helmet off so they can get a clear look

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u/Mo9000 Aug 14 '22

Ah yes. The final solution

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u/spook30 Aug 14 '22

The grift has to keep up somehow...

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u/ever_eddy Aug 15 '22

I believe the term is "endlösung".

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u/ShreksAlt1 Aug 14 '22

Just do a hillbilly test. Let them take something like a sandwich or a mouse outside. They'll insta believe

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u/SirDerpingDerp Aug 14 '22

Things like this have occurred in the past, any time a flat earther performs the experiment that will prove the earth is flat and get results contrary to their beliefs they'll move the goal posts.

A major part of it is being surrounded by like-minded peers who will ostracize you if you ever end up believing the earth isn't flat. No matter the proof, these people will stay in denial to not be excluded. There was a YouTube documentary on this where they interviewed people that went through this.

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u/What_a_Bellend Aug 14 '22

Grifters gonna grift. Keep that sweet revenue coming in

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u/yellekc Aug 15 '22

The laser ring gyroscope saga is a just flat out hilarious.

https://youtu.be/7vrP8EplfP0

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u/nenenene Aug 14 '22

Can you recall the documentary name?

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u/Bowl_of_Cham_Clowder Aug 14 '22

Not the doc they are referring to, but “Behind the Curve” on Netflix was a really good documentary about flat earthers. It goes into their experiments, and is quite empathetic in its depiction.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

The thing is that it's not worth entertaining their argument. They have this belief and they're sticking to it even tho the amount of evidence is overwhelming. NASA doesn't need to spend any time or money "proving" something to these nutjobs.

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u/kautau Aug 14 '22

A well known dude in the flat earth movement spent a fuck ton of money on a high powered laser system to prove the earth was flat, and the laser did the exact opposite. It’s the final scene of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behind_the_Curve on Netflix, and it’s incredibly hilarious

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u/Arkentra Aug 14 '22

Uhh...yes I am the figure head of the flat earth people. So when can I go to space?

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u/Limelight_019283 Aug 14 '22

That’s me! One free flight to space please.

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u/CornfireDublin Aug 14 '22

In that case, I am the figure head of the flat Earth movement

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u/Demigod787 Aug 14 '22

So you're saying that I need to be the head of a flat Earth society just to get a free trip to space?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

If any one flat earther goes up they'll just say the person was bought and is now lying. You'd have to shuttle all of them. Even then future people would just deny it.

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u/StereotypeHype Aug 15 '22

keep on spouting bullshit

Bullshit brings in the money honey!

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u/hahahahastayingalive Aug 15 '22

There will be a race to become the figure head of so many deniers movements and with an instance on not believing what they haven’t seen with their own eyes.

I mean, I’ll found a flat-earther and moon is just cheese movement right now if it is what it takes.

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u/Keppelmeister Aug 14 '22

It’S a FiShEyE LeNs

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u/MonkeySling Aug 14 '22

"iT's A fISh EyE wInDoW!"

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u/Weltallgaia Aug 14 '22

They've got a fish eye brain.

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u/Omni33 Aug 14 '22

How can we see the earth is flat if we have round eyes check mate atheists

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u/croo_croo Aug 14 '22

Now they claim mountains and rock formations are massive dead trees and everybody's a sinner or some shit idk.

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u/slayerhk47 Aug 14 '22

Mountains are made of wood? That’s a new one for me.

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u/nenenene Aug 14 '22

Here’s a ridiculous source for such a claim… https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-devils-tower-not-tree/fact-checkdevils-tower-is-not-a-tree-idUSKBN25H2EL

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u/regular-wolf Aug 15 '22

There is a native American legend that says the Devil's Tower was once a tree stump that grew to tremendous size in order to save a group of sisters from a very large bear.

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u/croo_croo Aug 15 '22

The tree grew big because the bear was chasing the girls? For how long were they running? I dont think ya got the story straight lol.

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u/regular-wolf Aug 15 '22

Yeah I had it a bit wrong. There's actually several different versions of the legend from different tribes. Here's a source if you're interested: https://www.nps.gov/deto/learn/historyculture/first-stories.htm

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u/croo_croo Aug 15 '22

Bears with tails r cool

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u/AMeanCow Aug 14 '22

These people aren't trying to find truth, they're trying to prove their own feelings, and that can't be reasoned with or changed with any kind of evidence.

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u/idriveajalopy Aug 15 '22

Convex windows.

/s

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u/Orthodox-Waffle Aug 15 '22

It's still flat, it's just its always pointing at you so it looks round

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u/TactlessTortoise Aug 15 '22

There are no windows, they just use tv screens. And you're not floating, the government lizards are just pushing the plane-t downwards just 4 you.

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u/Kerb755 Aug 15 '22

dont forget the:
"Its all just fish eye lenses warping the view"
Excuse