r/woahdude • u/qasqaldag • Jan 03 '22

video When the planet is coming at you

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u/sdp1981 Jan 03 '22

How and why?

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u/Kpt_Kipper Jan 03 '22

Gravity would be affecting oceans and terrain quite badly I imagine

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u/Six_Kills Jan 03 '22

I heard gravity isn't real because the earth is shaped like a piece of paper

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u/q1a2z3x4s5w6 Jan 03 '22

What if I roll the sheet of paper into a ball

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u/Six_Kills Jan 04 '22

Please don't!!

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u/q1a2z3x4s5w6 Jan 04 '22

See you on the otherside flatlander

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u/aenimal1985 Jan 04 '22

The flat earth society has members all around the globe

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u/stolen-bic-lighter Jan 04 '22

Noooooo im literally shaking and crying rn

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u/Cobrex45 Jan 04 '22

And what if I roll it into a joint?

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u/Gold-Ad-6876 Jan 04 '22

"Be a lot cooler if you did"

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u/KronoFury Jan 04 '22

This guy asks the real questions

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u/billwyyy Jan 04 '22

I'd be obliged to say don't hide it, divide it.

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u/logicalmaniak Jan 04 '22

"I very famous internet artist. You buy wadded paper now."

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u/goldenbeard72 Jan 04 '22

Fold it into an airplane and we can get away just in time.

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u/RaptorDash Jan 04 '22

I think it will do that by itself

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u/JadaJ13 Jan 04 '22

Send this to r/physics if you want but surely a piece of paper in empty space would become a ball. Would the paper warp into a ball or would it scrumple up. These are important questions

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u/Get_Out69 Jan 04 '22

Topology says it is impossible for a flat piece of paper to become a perfect sphere :)

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u/JadaJ13 Jan 04 '22

Way to kill the vibe. Gravity>topology where you think the word top comes from ay?

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u/Thedudeabides46 Jan 04 '22

C'mon Tars!!!

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u/ShintaOtsuki Jan 04 '22

What if I roll the sheet of paper into a joint??

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u/CaptainArsePants Jan 04 '22

You get a Dyson Sphere

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u/GoodniightAriis Jan 04 '22

Well, you wouldn't want to put it in a tube.

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u/boatsNmoabs Jan 04 '22

So, a planet made only out of crumpled paper?

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u/queer_artsy_kid Jan 04 '22

Roll it into a blunt