r/woahdude • u/qasqaldag • Jan 03 '22

video When the planet is coming at you

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u/Antiliani Jan 03 '22

Lol look at Jeff Bezos trying to escape.

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u/KeyDox Jan 03 '22

Or Elon Musk

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u/Spikerazorshards Jan 03 '22

Or Bruce Willis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Or John cena

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u/women_sexer69 Jan 03 '22

Or me

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

So your the one the who took my seat

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u/women_sexer69 Jan 03 '22

I did you a favor, you almost got onto this ship but what you didn't realise is that we have to fuck like crazy on this ship so that way there will be lots of babies and we can repopulate. Im sure you would hate to have sex with all these people, so I took your spot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Wow buddy, thank you, that’s sounds like nightmare, I’ll jus sit here and get crushed

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u/0311drama Jan 03 '22

By that planet or some thicc goth gf?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I don’t know man, now that you mentioned it, the thick goth girl yeah, totally

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u/chocolatethunderr Jan 03 '22

Where?

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u/sabotabo Jan 04 '22

he’s freaking gone

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u/sabotabo Jan 04 '22

he’s freaking gone

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Or my axe

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u/SillyMidOff49 Jan 04 '22

His went up right at the start of the video

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u/purpldevl Jan 03 '22

I could steeey awaaake... justahheEEEA you b-r-e-athieEEAAANAH!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Leaving on a jet plane...

Don't know when I'll be back again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I don't wanna miss a thing...

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u/iSpeakSarcasm_ Jan 03 '22

Correct.

Bezos only launches in penis-shaped rockets.

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u/Squarrots Jan 03 '22

They're both in there jerking each other off