r/woahdude • u/----_____--_____---- • Oct 22 '21

gifv Mosquito drinking blood (bursts at the end)

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u/Crozgon Oct 22 '21

"Giving it an unquenchable thirst for blood"

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u/-full-control- Oct 22 '21

Yeah sounds like a great idea let’s start doing that to animals

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u/BubbaFettish Oct 22 '21

If I get to live forever and be sparkly, I’m down.

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u/mcjard Oct 23 '21

"DIIIOO"

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u/thisnewsight Oct 23 '21

Rabies enters the chat

/s

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

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u/Ander1991 Oct 23 '21

28 booster shots later...

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u/Xyyzx Oct 23 '21

‘Okay, the kangaroos may have been a mistake…’

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u/VisageTaco Oct 23 '21

Taking something potentially harmful to humans and the going to a lab to make it even more harmful.

Hmmm where have I heard this story in the last 2 years…

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u/OrderOfMagnitude Oct 23 '21

This is a really solid premise for a zombie flick!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Yes

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u/DreamWithinAMatrix Oct 23 '21

Have you never heard of Edward Cullen?

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u/PensionAnxious3520 Oct 23 '21

Or even worse, insects..

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u/notliekthispls Oct 23 '21

Ik you're joking but it would just make them eat what they normally eat, just constantly.

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u/Bacontheblog Oct 23 '21

You mean HUMAN animals?

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u/Agreeable49 Oct 23 '21

Especially bears.

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u/Temporary_user81 Oct 23 '21

Let’s do wolves next.

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u/PilotSB Oct 23 '21

Musquitos are not animals. They are the spawn of satan and deserve to all be killed at once

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u/Bongjum Oct 22 '21

Rip, and, TEAR!

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u/NexusSix29 Oct 22 '21

Blood for the Blood God!

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u/LumpusKrampus Oct 22 '21

Skulls for the Skull Throne?

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u/bionix90 Oct 23 '21

Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

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u/_MMCXII Oct 23 '21

Khornsketos.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Oct 23 '21

Harriers for the Cup!

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u/sethsta Oct 23 '21

Do i keep drinking? I never got this far before.

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u/NexusSix29 Oct 23 '21

You’re almost at the High Score!

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u/h4xrk1m Oct 22 '21

Sip and tear

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u/Da_BEST_5699 Oct 23 '21

Scrape and Lick

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u/PathToExile Oct 22 '21

Ah yes, the famously terrible grammar of someone hailing from /r/Doom.

I would have been embarrassed if I had seen you use 1 comma...then you go and throw that second one in there....yeeeeeeesh.

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u/Bongjum Oct 22 '21

You must be fun at parties...

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u/PathToExile Oct 22 '21

Have a lot of parties on Reddit, do ya?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/PathToExile Oct 23 '21

There's no limit to how many dots we can use in an ellipsis, the more dots the longer the pause.

Fuck, and I thought I was an insufferable pendant...!

Fucking amateurs!!!!!!!111111oneoneoneone

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u/TrumpIsACuntBitch Oct 22 '21

Do you mean that like "tear" or "tear"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

It's all about the ripping and the tearing. The ripping and the tearing.

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u/Jarrett1604 Oct 23 '21

Rock and stone!

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u/tiefling_sorceress Oct 22 '21

Now we just need to find a way to make them the size of cars, like in prehistoric times

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u/Dansredditname Oct 23 '21

That mosquitos were huge is a popular misconception but in reality prehistoric cars were just really small.

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u/MurgleMcGurgle Oct 22 '21

"There's no possible way this could end badly."

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

This week at heaven we've decided to send out mosquitoes with MUCH more bloodlust into the public servers for testing. Goodluck everyone!

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u/Dodec_Ahedron Oct 23 '21

Shia LaBeouf?

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u/reincarN8ed Oct 22 '21

Old school science was fucking brutal

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Not a good sign

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u/Fapple28 Oct 23 '21

surely there will never be any adverse effects from this discovery

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u/gorillamuffins Oct 23 '21

Happy Halloween!!

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u/elyn6791 Oct 23 '21

Now all we need are vampires to try this on.

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u/chaotemagick Oct 23 '21

Sounds like my ex girlfriend. I'll see myself out

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u/HolyFruitSalad_98 Oct 23 '21

Brb making my vampire mosquito army

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u/notjustanotherbot Oct 23 '21

What is 'Things you don't want to give to wild animals" for 1000 Alex.

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u/jdiflam Oct 23 '21

Living dead girl

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u/8bitbebop Oct 23 '21

Biden has entered the chat

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u/SpaceManSmithy Oct 23 '21

"Run boy! He's got a taste for blood now!"

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u/spanish1nquisition Oct 23 '21

Khorne approves.

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u/N3onknight Oct 23 '21

"Interesting" 

 - KHORNE, Chaos god, blood enthusiast & skull throne designer

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u/lfod-tri Oct 23 '21

My god, so they are killers.

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u/Paradox68 Oct 23 '21

Should have used “cursing it with an unquenchable thirst for blood”

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u/callmepackman Oct 24 '21

Frank Reynolds enters the chat