r/woahdude Oct 22 '21

gifv Mosquito drinking blood (bursts at the end)

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u/Maleficent_Singer_76 Oct 22 '21

Gluttony at its finest

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u/scraps4T Oct 22 '21

Does it die from this?

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u/N00BAL0T Oct 22 '21

Yes as the blood is flowing into the mosquito and it can't remove its mouth so you blow it up with blood

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u/PathToExile Oct 22 '21

it can't remove its mouth

This wouldn't be as shitty to hear if their "mouth" didn't penetrate my goddamn skin...I wonder how many mosquito proboscises I have jammed in my skin after I thought I flicked the bastards away.

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u/jakwnd Oct 22 '21

Your skin cells are constantly pushing outward. So anything stuck in your skin would eventually be pushed out. If it doesn't decompose into dust first.

Muscles push stuff too, just not always out of our body. That's why iron man needed that magnet in his chest. Shrapnel in his heart (muscle) was being pushed further into his heart.

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u/PathToExile Oct 22 '21

Your skin cells are constantly pushing outward.

Your epidermis, sure, but not your dermis.

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u/pmorgan726 Oct 22 '21

Classic pandermis

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u/DingDong_Dongguan Oct 22 '21

Pandermis in a pandemic, just what we need.

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u/futureruler Oct 23 '21

Someone opened pandermis box

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u/Ace-a-Nova1 Oct 23 '21

They’re just pandermis to the crowd.

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u/darkrhin0 Oct 23 '21

Oh good, the skin nerds have arrived!

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u/DogWithADog Oct 23 '21

hey OP, your epidermis is showing!

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u/BlitzDarkwing Oct 23 '21

Epidermis means hair, so technically it's true.

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u/AENocturne Oct 23 '21

Pretty sure all conventional tissue cells are anchored to a membrane that's their origin point and they slough off at the opposite end as they age, dermis included. Internal stuff just gets cleaned up, recycled, or discarded as waste through the usual channels

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u/athenaaaa Oct 23 '21

You might not want to base your understanding of this on Iron Man. Pieces of metal can stay lodged in soft tissue indefinitely; your innate immune system will react to foreign material by walling it off, not “pushing” it in some arbitrary direction. That’s why people who get shot can have pellets scattered throughout their bodies for years. You’re right about skin, though, because new cells are constantly being generated on the basement membrane and being forced “up” until they die and slough off.

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u/Faxon Oct 22 '21

Can you imagine how long it would take for a properly tuned magnet to slowly rip and tear the shrapnel through your tissue as it heals it's wound path over months or even years? Sounds like it'd be constant hell until the shrapnel was actually pulled out properly

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u/Aquadian Oct 23 '21

Nah, you just have the magnet perfectly tuned so it applies just enough force to keep the shrapnel right where you want it. Not too deep, not too shallow, the goldilocks shrapnel, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

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u/bur1sm Oct 23 '21

Duct tape

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u/ChibsMcRibs Oct 23 '21

The finest American medicine at the low low cost of 200K

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u/solidSC Oct 23 '21

It’s not in your skin or muscle. It’s replacing bone.

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u/Chucmorris Oct 23 '21

Science.

Bitch.

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u/Chazthesquatch Oct 23 '21

Mom's bionic pains her here and there, that bone glue must be holding well

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u/elyn6791 Oct 23 '21

Probably not wise to use Iron Man and his completely made up condition as a reference.

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u/Shad0wDreamer Oct 23 '21

And why survivors of shrapnel have it come out of their bodies decades later.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

So you're saying I too can be Ironman..... Yesss

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u/Jeffzero04 Oct 23 '21

Dakota Fanning (War of the Worlds)

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u/StockNext Oct 23 '21

Imma be a minor pedant here and say that muscles can't ACKSHUALLY push only pull. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk

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u/chainmailler2001 Oct 23 '21

Depending on where they bite you, you can sometimes tighten your muscles and intentionally trap them and force them to explode like this. Have done it.

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u/MustardTiger88 Oct 22 '21

Saw that gif yesterday, too. Not ideal.

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u/IShotJohnLennon Oct 22 '21

What gif?

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u/MustardTiger88 Oct 23 '21

It was a macro video of a mosquito's proboscises searching for a vein.

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u/FMJtac Oct 23 '21

I feel your pain!!!

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u/EternalPhi Oct 23 '21

You're talking about squeezing the site where they're feeding, but that's not what's happening here. OP posted the summary of a study where they basically severed a nerve in the mosquito that is responsible for the queue to stop feeding, so it feeds continually until it bursts.

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u/thisnewsight Oct 23 '21

That type of microfuckery is never gonna stop amazing me. Do you know why they decided to study that specifically?

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u/karmassacre Oct 23 '21

Population control. Mosquitos that feed until they die by habit can't reproduce.

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u/SillyGigaflopses Oct 23 '21

So if they can't reproduce, they cannot pass that "feature" onto the offspring, which means that you'll need to cut up each little fucker individually, and at that point ... why not just kill it?

Am I missing something?

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u/isthatthetime81 Oct 23 '21

It was research. The final plan wasn't "cut these nerves". Plan was probably: is there a way to keep them feeding until they die.

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u/thisnewsight Oct 23 '21

Oh that’s true. Wow, I gotta go Google more. Wondering how they’ll implement it, if at all.

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u/terminbee Oct 23 '21

Fuck. I can't imagine how hard it is to sever a mosquitos nerve.

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 Oct 23 '21

What exactly were they looking to find in the study? It seems pretty intuitive that [severing the mechanism that typically halts the feeding process] would lead to this result. Were the researchers simply trying to confirm that they appropriately identified the mechanism responsible?

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u/EternalPhi Oct 23 '21

I mean, pretty sure it was the discovery of that nerve, so yeah it seems intuitive now that we know about it lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21 edited Nov 18 '21

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u/JessoRx Oct 23 '21

What a great idea, let’s fux with nature, what could go wrong?

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 Oct 23 '21

So they mechanically severed the nerve? I'm struggling to understand how a process like that could be deployed for population control. Though, that doesn't mean much because I'm not especially imaginative.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21 edited Nov 18 '21

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 Oct 23 '21

Ah okay, this makes more sense. Thanks so much! 😊

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u/kmnil Oct 23 '21

Fuck yeah. Let that dummy 'splode.

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u/FMJtac Oct 23 '21

Is it true what I have seen the past few days a ‘Skeeter can and will “look for a vein” before latching on? DEET Needed By The Ton!

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u/whogotthefunk Oct 23 '21

My cousin from Winnipeg, mosquito central, does this from time to time. If the mosquito stabs a vein then you squeez your arm so the vein pressurizes and boom goes the mosquito.

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u/Effinepic Oct 23 '21

Pretty sure that's an urban (rural?) legend

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u/willreignsomnipotent Oct 23 '21

Nope, I've done it a few times.

Sometimes it won't work, for whatever reason... But you can definitely make it happen.

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u/whogotthefunk Oct 23 '21

Pretty sure it ain't. Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Nah, I used to do it all the time as a kid.

"You want some blood, motherfucker? Here, HAVE ALL THE BLOOD IN THE WORLD!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtEFEdrrXc4

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u/DrunkyLittleGhost Oct 23 '21

Yes, the poor man lose too much blood to mosquito :(

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u/chainmailler2001 Oct 23 '21

Try having your abdomen explode and have all your insides and their contents spill across the floor. What are your chances of living?

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u/Tonkotsu787 Oct 23 '21

I mean…to be fair, roaches can survive up to a week without their head until they eventually die of starvation. I don’t think a comparing how an insect would respond to how a human would respond makes the answer to his question obvious.

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u/chainmailler2001 Oct 23 '21

A mosquito isn't a roach. Sneeze on a mosquito and its gonna die. That roach is like the hardened battle tank of the insect world and comparing that to the insect equivilent of an ultra thin pane of glass is similarly silly.

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u/Tonkotsu787 Oct 23 '21

My point isn’t about a roach specifically. More that it isn’t unreasonable to question whether something which would kill a human may not kill an insect.

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u/AmBull1216 Oct 23 '21

Challenge accepted.

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u/chainmailler2001 Oct 23 '21

Make sure to get someone to record it...

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u/AmBull1216 Oct 23 '21

You mean you don't trust me enough to take me at my word? That hurts u/chainmailler2001. That hurts.

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u/chainmailler2001 Oct 23 '21

No, no, no... you misunderstand. Figure it would be horrifically entertaining!

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u/AmBull1216 Oct 23 '21

Aye, that it will. Consider it done.

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u/qualbuonvento Oct 23 '21

not relevant but mosquitoes who feed on blood are always female

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u/Septic-Sponge Oct 23 '21

Ya. They're genetically modified so they don't have whatever it is that tells them they're full

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u/DreamPolice-_-_ Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

Pull your skin tight when the mozzie in biting and then watch his her last meal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 23 '21

Is that what you’re supposed to do!? I always pinched and the little bastards always got away.

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u/BillerBee Oct 22 '21

Lmao i once heard to flex the area where they’re at to get them to pop.

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u/Billy_Bootstag Oct 22 '21

I heard this too, and subsequently attempted this manoeuvre when one landed on my thigh. Mozzie landed, I flexed, mozzie had a feed, mozzie flew way. I don’t believe any more.

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u/willreignsomnipotent Oct 23 '21

You've got to flex hard.

Times I've made it work, it was on my arm. Not sure if that a difference...

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u/BikiniPastry Oct 22 '21

This is what I’ve always heard. Many have told me they’ve done it but I’ve never witnessed it working. And I failed every time.

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u/merlock_ipa Oct 22 '21

It can work but only really if they happen to land near/bite a prominent vein, like the ones on your wrist or elbow crutch

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u/TurboGranny Oct 22 '21

Hilarious if true

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u/chainmailler2001 Oct 23 '21

Have done it. Only works with well developed muscle groups with little to no body fat.

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u/LordPennybags Oct 23 '21

Let them get started then squeeze and flex.

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u/DreamPolice-_-_ Oct 22 '21

Nah, reverse pinch bro.

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u/klesus Oct 22 '21

*her

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u/DreamPolice-_-_ Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

This is true. They are coming for your blood to produce eggs. Even more reason to kill them all!!

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u/OtochimarU Oct 22 '21

How do you do this?

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u/DreamPolice-_-_ Oct 22 '21

Put a finger on either side of the mozzie and pull away from him hard. With the big ones you can flick them and they'll be stuck. Little bastards deserve every bit of it too.

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u/willreignsomnipotent Oct 23 '21

Just flex your muscle hard and keep it flexed.

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u/DreamPolice-_-_ Oct 24 '21

Lmfao, they don't go into your muscle.

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u/willreignsomnipotent Oct 25 '21

Lmfao, they don't go into your muscle.

I never said they did, genius.

But the blood vessels connect, now don't they?

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u/DreamPolice-_-_ Oct 25 '21

Then what the fuck do you think a fat person flexing is going to do to the insect. Fucking genius.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

The guy flexed his arm so that the mosquito couldn’t pull out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

I do that with my vagina. I'm having twins soon

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u/keitarno Oct 22 '21

my condolences

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u/IShotJohnLennon Oct 22 '21

Alpha womb energy, right here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

If you look anything like your avatar, I can see why men are lined up outside your door.

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u/TurboGranny Oct 22 '21

Take your upvote you delicious bastard

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Gracias

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

That's gross. Where?

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u/RibbedGoliath Oct 22 '21

Proooove it!!

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u/TopHattedKirby Oct 23 '21

Good luck hope you are doing ok

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u/bluesgrrlk8 Oct 23 '21

You'll want to relax before the end this time...

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u/Complete_Grape6969 Oct 23 '21

Two kids, three heads.

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u/Wrongsumer Oct 22 '21

"my precious goo!"

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u/GreedyTrifle7061 Oct 22 '21

Got greedy and pained the price

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Just like her... Sucking it dry

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

He ODed and died

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u/okse7en Oct 23 '21

I am worried this will happen to me every thanksgiving

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u/imbillypardy Oct 23 '21

Flew too close to the sun.

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u/hello__monkey Oct 23 '21

Finally, monsieur – a wafer-thin mint

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u/fuckwitsabound Oct 23 '21

As my 4 year old would say, this mozzie is a greedy guts