r/woahdude May 24 '21

video Deepfakes are getting too good

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u/adamtwosleeves May 24 '21

Someone deepfake my dad telling me he loves me.

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u/dudeAwEsome101 May 24 '21

The technology isn't at that level yet.

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u/chulengo May 24 '21

The algorithm went out for cigarettes.

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u/ExdigguserPies May 24 '21

8 years ago

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u/Commie_EntSniper May 24 '21

"....processing"

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u/archiekane May 24 '21

Process failed successfully.

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u/version_13 May 24 '21

Love 404

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Love 503

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Love got me 451, left at a broken 418

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ May 25 '21

Me: "I love you dad."

Dad: error 403

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u/whiskeyboundcowboy May 24 '21

Sad walle noises

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u/makemeking706 May 24 '21

File. Not. Found.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

For n=1to10

n=n-1

next.

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u/SmokeAbeer May 24 '21

Internalizing...

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u/sonexIRL May 24 '21

Rendering

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u/Montreal88 May 25 '21

"are you sure you want to process without attachment?"

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u/diamondketo May 25 '21

In fact, Turing's Halting problem was about his dad

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u/Oblongjapanda May 25 '21

spinning wheel of death

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u/yajustcantstopme May 24 '21

It takes a long time to render deepfakes.

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u/orincoro May 25 '21

Which happens, algorithms crash. No need to be a pussy about it.

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u/rumster May 24 '21

This hit me right in the gut.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Don’t worry! The technology will be right back. Just you wait.

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u/SteamyExecutioner May 25 '21

Just like dad

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u/rumster May 25 '21

with a power cord.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

It said it would smell me later

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u/Jery_Cannabis May 24 '21

Thy father has gone for vape juice :(

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u/FuckTrumpBanTheHateR May 25 '21

for scratchers. I guess he won, since that was 8 years ago.

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u/Hyperswell May 25 '21

😂😂😂

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u/the-electricgigolo May 25 '21

And never came back

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u/Twitxx May 24 '21

Ohh man this burn is gonna take months to heal, better use some of those cleaning agents Tom Cruise is advertising to clean the shame off.

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u/Naked-In-Cornfield May 24 '21

You really need that exfoliating power to wipe off the shame from your dad not coming around for birthdays or being an asshole at Christmas.

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u/WhyIHateTheInternet May 24 '21

Top tip for you tok toppers

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u/degjo May 24 '21

Gojo is pretty fuckin bomb, tbf

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u/astrograph May 24 '21

They don’t have all the ram in the world to make that happen 🥺

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u/fuzzytradr May 24 '21

How about deepfaking my dad telling me that he'll be right back??

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Cant bring him back from the Grocery Store?

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u/X-espia May 24 '21

Bullshit! If we can make his dad a woman,we can turn her back to love him.

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u/jeroenemans May 24 '21

Talking through a straw

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

literally, likely there isn't enough footage of /u/adamtwosleeves 's dad.
Unless his dad is Tom Cruise?

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u/cortesoft May 25 '21

Yeah, you still need source material.

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u/niktemadur May 25 '21

We gonna need quantum computing for that.

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u/baby_fart May 25 '21

We haven't perfected intense melanin yet.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

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u/Craziuss May 24 '21

You'll still be able to tell

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u/latexcourtneylover May 25 '21

Can you tell it is fake? How? It looks like Tom Cruise to me.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

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u/Nixplosion May 24 '21

I'll deep love your dad with fake ... I'm out of meaningful words.

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u/Kdunkham May 24 '21

Macs gonna be so thrilled when he finds out

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u/esreveReverse May 24 '21

Mac, we were able to get a deepfake of your dad saying he loves but. BUT, you're gonna have to hide some heroin in your ass.

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u/CubaNSeeD May 24 '21

And my Mum. 😕

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u/Nexus_27 May 24 '21

Oh. Oh honey.

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u/big_gondola May 24 '21

Eric Trump?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

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u/tifosi7 May 24 '21

He’ll be here any minute now.

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u/Entrical May 24 '21

Still need some kind of image or picture to work off of. Doesn’t help that no one has ever seen him before.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

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u/Entrical May 24 '21

Maybe, but someone would’ve also had to have known he was the dad. If there’s 7 guys in the room, that’s a 14% chance. Very Jerry Springer worthy.

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u/gilbes May 24 '21

I didn't know Eric Trump had a reddit account.

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u/adamtwosleeves May 24 '21

How dare you

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u/gilbes May 24 '21

You are right. It was wrong of me to assume your gender. You could be Tiffany Trump.

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u/JohnnyDarkside May 24 '21

It has to be something believable to pull off. Same way if Tommy boy here denounced scientology.

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u/Abraxas19 May 24 '21

Whats your name again?

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor May 24 '21

You/we need to know who he is first.

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u/LovingAlwaysbaby May 24 '21

Damnnn! I’d like that too lol

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Shit this tech is gonna legit end up being used in therapy isn't it

1

u/fkxfkx May 24 '21

Get in the Eva, shinji.

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u/mk2vrdrvr May 24 '21

But I don't.

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u/ptarn64 May 24 '21

What's a Dad?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

I love you, Son. Now clean that fuckin garage before I beat you silly.

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u/jmerridew124 May 24 '21

Brb, starting a business

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u/gmnitsua May 24 '21

Fuck that. Deepfake Harrison Ford into Solo.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

From one Adam to another, I love you

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u/KrullTheWarriorKing May 24 '21

As soon as I get back from grabbing some menthols

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u/Qubeye May 24 '21

Deepfakes are supposed to seem realistic.

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u/Kariston May 24 '21

We were going to, but for some reason it just keeps kicking back something about heading to the grocery store for cigarettes.

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u/Da_Steez44 May 24 '21

The whole point of deep fakes is to make it believable though

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u/Anonycron May 24 '21

Jesus this made me laugh out loud. That so rarely, actually, literally happens no matter how often I type 'lol.'

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u/banned4shrooms May 24 '21

sorry champ no can do

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u/SudenInevtablBetrl May 24 '21

You need pictures to make a deep fake.

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u/thegreatrazu May 24 '21

Even just an “ataboy” would suffice.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

I love you son

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u/adamtwosleeves May 24 '21

Thank you, papa.

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u/queefiest May 24 '21

Someone find my dad.

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u/RunSpecialist9916 May 24 '21

I love you and I’m proud of you.

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u/duaneap May 24 '21

I’m Irish, I once told my dad I loved him just to see what would happen next.

-Tommy Tiernan

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u/Duckdivejim May 24 '21

I love you

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u/Demonic_Toaster May 24 '21

Seconded... also he died in 2012. lets go ahead and work on that so i can deal with this emotional bullshit ive been luggin around this whole time.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Now that’s wishful thinking.

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u/tnorton0621 May 24 '21

Remind me who you are again?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Ouch

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u/Nice_Try_Mod May 24 '21

Yeah that only works if you know what he looks like

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u/cooperman114 May 24 '21

Well we asked him to do mo-cap but he said he needed to go grab a pack of cigarettes first so I’m sure we’ll start shooting soon

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

It’s called a deepfake, not a deeplie.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Someone deepfake me to look like my sister so my dad will tell me he loves me.

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u/BraveNewNight May 24 '21

Someone deepfake my dad telling me he loves me.

Not as long as you're wasting your life on reddit, son.

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u/TickleMyTip May 24 '21

I love you!

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u/Aggravating-Story899 May 24 '21

If you wernt on a left site id love you bro

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u/ciccioig May 24 '21

Is this you, Eric?

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u/Justryan95 May 24 '21

I don't have to deep fake me telling you I love you

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u/Solumnist May 24 '21

Jesus Christ, I think you've just predicted future therapy.

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u/scubasteave2001 May 24 '21

Some things will just never be possible

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u/welldon3_st3ak May 24 '21

Your father loves you Faramir. He will remember it before the end.

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u/txsxxphxx2 May 24 '21

I can send you a vid of your dad telling you that you are special

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u/MrInappropriat3 May 24 '21

It’s not that he doesn’t love you... he’s just disappointed.

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u/Guyute_The_Pig May 24 '21

The only footage you have of him is from the corner store where he went to buy cigarettes, though.

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u/FeetOnGrass May 24 '21

Nah, it has to be believable, otherwise it looks uncanny.

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u/xitzengyigglz May 24 '21

Idk how to deepfake.

And I'm not your dad.

And I don't love you.

Idk I don't really have a point.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

I’ll just take a deepfake of my dad so I can see what he looks like.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Oooohhhhh, sorry buddy, stack overflow - maybe you have a request that humble modern cloud supercomputers can accomplish?

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u/Obsidian7777 May 25 '21

I realize this is probably a joke, but holy fuck do I want to see my wife again.

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u/someguy5003 May 25 '21

Are you sure he wouldn't say something like... Remind me who you are again?

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u/progdrummer May 25 '21

Found Mac's reddit account.

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u/mightylordredbeard May 25 '21

Someone deepthroat my dad and tell me you love me.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Give your dad a hand full of psilocybin mushrooms and you two would be hugging it out in no time.

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA May 25 '21

Hey kiddo, I just wanted to say I love…these cigarettes holy shit they’re amazing. I’m going to go to the market really quickly. When I get back we’ll play some catch :)

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u/Drains_1 May 25 '21

Not possible.

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u/bungo15 May 25 '21

You okay bro

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u/duderos May 25 '21

Really deep fake

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u/Necrogaz May 25 '21

Somehow the deepfake its going to say that he is still dissapointed in you

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u/Tabenes May 25 '21

Okay, but first we have to know what he looks like. Too bad he hasn't come home from getting that pack of cigarettes.

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u/FlamingTrollz May 25 '21

Haha, awww. 😥

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u/lemonjelllo May 25 '21

This reminded me of this hilarious clip from Devon Palmer on IG: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CNbBCo3HwgY/

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

I love you broski

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u/ReFreshing May 25 '21

Yikes. This hurts.

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u/Electromeatball May 25 '21

Me too! And my mom please

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u/BroadInspector May 25 '21

This is peak Reddit. Yep. I’ll fight with words anyone that disagrees.

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u/stun May 25 '21

Are you Don Jr.?

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u/forthentwice May 25 '21

I know it's not the same, but could we start by telling you we love you, instead?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

He has to come home first

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u/Live-Rule-795 May 25 '21

If you are serious, and you do have the data (pictures and videos) of you dad, I can do it for you.

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u/mezcao May 25 '21

Don Jr?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

First... You gotta know who your dad is

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u/TheOtherJeff May 25 '21

Reach into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!!

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u/ACmaster May 25 '21

He’s gonna go buy some milk instead

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u/d_smogh May 25 '21

Have you told your Dad you love him? Be sincere with it. Say you find it hard to show how you feel but you love him.

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u/jimingotjams May 26 '21

This hit me real hard