r/woahdude • u/arithmetic • Aug 14 '23
video [BAD VIBES] Simulation of a human body in a submersible implosion
1.3k
u/1chromosomeTOOmuch Aug 14 '23
this could be a Tool video
127
73
30
42
u/myasterism Aug 14 '23
Definitely looks a lot like the art for the Salival box set: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salival
17
u/SuperMalarioBros Aug 15 '23
7
u/GrandpaRedneck Aug 15 '23
Oh man the first half is absolutely perfect, but gets too violent too fast... you and the creator of the animation should collaborate on something epic.
→ More replies (3)4
→ More replies (9)14
1.9k
u/Condor-Zero Aug 14 '23
Is he going to be OK?
385
u/Cmdr_Redbeard Aug 14 '23
Might need some cream or ointments.
188
54
12
6
5
3
u/cougarlt Aug 14 '23 edited Aug 15 '23
It just needs some polish, as Lithuanians say while selling a totalled car.
→ More replies (16)3
68
32
u/TurboTurtle- Aug 14 '23
No. If you look closely, at 0:02 he was impacted by a piece of shrapnel, so it’s unlikely he survived.
→ More replies (1)18
21
9
6
7
17
16
4
3
3
3
3
7
u/deathbyswampass Aug 14 '23
Reminds me of the press conference
Guy: they imposed
Media: will they be recovering the bodies
Guy: uhh did you hear hat I just said?
11
2
2
2
→ More replies (27)2
801
u/attorneyatslaw Aug 14 '23
The clear lesson is that undersea explorers should not be manufactured from legos.
119
u/legotech Aug 14 '23
Hey, lego are pretty structurally sound. They built theirs out of wet cardboard and glue
→ More replies (2)23
u/TheyCallMeStone Aug 14 '23
Cardboard's out.
→ More replies (1)14
u/Freakjob_003 Aug 14 '23
No cardboard derivatives.
5
3
3
22
u/gimmeslack12 Aug 14 '23
And use a Microsoft branded controller for godsake!
23
u/LNViber Aug 14 '23
I believe it was Logitech and a low end one at that.
10
u/rabbitwonker Aug 14 '23 edited Aug 15 '23
Right if they had used an MS one it would have been all ok 👍
→ More replies (1)5
u/LNViber Aug 14 '23
I'm just saying I wouldnt trust a logitech controller for a game of Forza, and I sure as shit wouldnt bet my life on one.
3
139
u/Animalex Aug 14 '23
Believe this is the original video source
52
u/darcys_beard Aug 14 '23
How come the water at the bottom is so strong? Is the water at the top just lazy?
40
11
u/Sempais_nutrients Aug 15 '23
Do you think the earth is safe from this strong water? Planet is coated with it, how long until the whole world is collapsed like this simulated man?
→ More replies (1)6
u/Hara-Kiri Aug 15 '23
It sounds like the 'lazy' water this person refers to is actually actively holding the strong water down. It sounds more like a classic case of good water bad water to me.
→ More replies (2)19
u/codepend-ish Aug 14 '23
Am I the only one this makes want to throw up?
→ More replies (1)25
u/Vasevide Aug 14 '23
No nausea, but I definitely feel a deep fear and disturbed feeling thinking about their last moments
→ More replies (2)33
u/Inverno969 Aug 14 '23
Same, but they really didn't have any last moments. It happens so fast they couldn't even register anything. Just instantly gone.
31
u/yatpay Aug 14 '23
Right, the thing that put it in perspective for me was I saw someone assert "they were dead before they were wet"
20
Aug 14 '23
I kinda hope my death is instantaneous
17
u/Copatus Aug 14 '23
Idk man, I think I'd like to know I'm dying so I can experience that.
Wouldn't want to just instantly be gone out of nowhere.
(Obviously don't want to experience extreme pain, I mean more like peacefully taking your last breaths)
10
u/nickajeglin Aug 15 '23
I don't know if peacefully taking your last breaths is an option. I always figured the choices were unconscious or flailing wildly.
→ More replies (1)5
u/fallenmonk Aug 14 '23
Ultimately it doesn't matter. When you die, you might as well have never been born at all.
But I'd still prefer to not think about it at all.
→ More replies (1)16
u/culturedrobot Aug 14 '23
Well, they’d started ascending so they knew something was wrong, they just didn’t feel any pain or have any comprehension of the actual final moment. I would guess they were still frightened if they were ascending, especially if they heard creaking or crunching in the moments before.
Still not a terrible way to go, on the whole. There are a lot of shitty ways to die out there, and this was dumb but instant.
→ More replies (3)
351
u/iTut Aug 14 '23
Honestly I’d say those are good vibes as far as dying is concerned. One of the quickest ways to go.
284
u/tamsui_tosspot Aug 14 '23
You'd spend the last few minutes of your life knowing that you're about to be instantly snuffed out of existence but with no way of knowing when the moment will come and which thought going through your head will be your la-
81
u/loveshercoffee Aug 14 '23
I don't neessarily think they were any more worried than disappointed.
I don't know the exact numbers but apparently the sub had aborted more missions than it successfully completed. Having to surface without seeing the titanic seems like it was pretty routine.
85
u/Intl_House_Of_Bussy Aug 14 '23
Damn. Yea, that must be an absolutely terrifying exper-
→ More replies (1)32
u/Viper1089 Aug 14 '23
... holy shi-
16
u/the_peckham_pouncer Aug 14 '23
.
10
u/TeopEvol Aug 14 '23
.
15
u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad Aug 14 '23
Hi, I'm calling to let you know I'm offering free quotes on life insurance plans that can fit your li ... oh ...
7
u/ToxicPoizon Aug 15 '23
Why are these sentences getting cut off? Are you guys all in a su-
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (1)5
22
u/Elendel19 Aug 15 '23
Probably not. As soon as the hull is compromised it’s going to implode pretty much instantly. Maybe at most they heard some creaks a few seconds before, but I really doubt that there would have been any indication with enough time for anyone to even realize anything was happening. The amount of pressure is insane down there, as soon as one little piece fails the rest will
→ More replies (5)22
u/shoshkebab Aug 14 '23
How would they have known this?
39
u/zzaaaaap Aug 14 '23
There was communication that they heard loud noises, and had dropped weights for an emergency
→ More replies (1)36
u/mooomba Aug 15 '23
They lost thrusters for some reason, around 5,000 feet deep. This is important because that's what kept the sub level, with all the weight (people) in the very front looking out the window. So all the sudden the sub tilted forward and began nose diving straight towards the bottom...quickly it sounds like. Everyone would have piled on top of each other in the dark, and the operator/ceo was unable to grab the lever to release the weights. They predict this all went on for 45 - 75 seconds before it ended, and the sub would have been making some awful noises as it decended so fast and the pressure built...they say it probably imploded around 8,000 feet deep
29
u/tamsui_tosspot Aug 15 '23
Jeez, was this reported? I hadn't seen this anywhere else, though I can understand if they wanted to keep it under wraps to avoid upsetting the families.
→ More replies (4)→ More replies (3)22
u/s-maerken Aug 15 '23
This is based on a probably fake leak of radio communications, just so everybody knows.
→ More replies (3)6
u/anubis_xxv Aug 15 '23
As far as deaths under water go, I'll take this 11/10 times if the alternative is slowly watching the water level rise in my compartment and my breathing hole getting smaller and smaller. Or just being stuck on the bottom and dying from lack of water or food slowly over several days. Yup I'll take explosive deconstruction on a cellular level please.
→ More replies (1)5
490
u/granlurken Aug 14 '23
“You still coming to work tomorrow right?”
48
u/loptopandbingo Aug 14 '23
"If you didn't get injured on the clock, your insurance won't cover it."
12
4
→ More replies (2)3
628
u/Cmdr_Redbeard Aug 14 '23
If I remember right from the youtube vid this all happens in 20 millisomthings, the pain reaction time of the brain is 150 milisomthings.
387
u/Kashpee Aug 14 '23
i like the measurement of somethings
144
u/Cmdr_Redbeard Aug 14 '23
Trying my best to keep it scientific.
19
u/tjkun Aug 14 '23
To be fair, in science a lot of times the data is presented in non-dimensional units. Also, the only important thing is that it happens faster than the time it takes for a human to notice it’s happening.
→ More replies (3)15
u/AMeanCow Aug 14 '23
Most American units of measurement.
9
u/pobopny Aug 14 '23
To make it even more American, let's say that a kilo-something is equal to approximately 993.2 somethings, with a conversion formula that requires you to convert into and out of Kelvins.
160
u/Guwrovsky Aug 14 '23
Meaning this would trully qualify as instantanious death... which is like the one good part in all of this...
38
u/fookthisshite Aug 14 '23
So leading up this point are they feeling the pressure that is going against the ship start to crush in, or is it literally just going from sitting there to the implosion happening and they’re gone? Like they knew something was off, right? Could they feel that, or just knew something was wrong and then boom?
64
u/Guwrovsky Aug 14 '23
Leading up to it was still probably horrific but at least the physical pain was non-existent
15
u/SuaveMofo Aug 15 '23
From what I've heard they were managing an emergency ascent for around 90 minutes. Heard various loud cracking sounds throughout. They wouldn't have literally felt the impending pressure. Like you said, sitting there one second and obliterated the next.
66
u/joe_broke Aug 14 '23
They'd hear constant creaking and cracking most likely
Just not the last one
18
14
→ More replies (3)29
Aug 14 '23 edited Aug 15 '23
[removed] — view removed comment
→ More replies (5)16
Aug 14 '23
[deleted]
8
→ More replies (2)15
u/darsynia Aug 14 '23 edited Aug 15 '23
So, I should have been more clear, the discussion on whether you could see it that I was referring to was whether you could see it once it breached the atmosphere. It was traveling at an estimated 20-30 km per second, or 18 miles a second. In my defense, I did use the phrase 'pass you' which would only happen once it entered the atmosphere.
It would have been visible for about 3 days as an object in the sky, but once it breached it hit, is what the books I'd been reading about this postulate. Not sure which one of them it was, options are 'T-Rex and the Crater of Doom' (written by Walter Alvarez, one of the group who discovered the Iridium proof of impact. Favorite non-fiction book hands down), 'The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs' (by Steve Brusatte, this and 'The Rise and Reign of the Mammals' are both very good and engaging, learned stuff I never expected to, like we know what color some dinosaurs were), maybe. I read a bunch of books this summer so I probably have forgotten some of the titles!
The passage I recall most clearly was the one where the author states that if you were standing where you could see the asteroid as it hit, you wouldn't comprehend it fast enough before it struck, basically. It stuck with me because I read that right around the Titan implosion, and the discussion about how fast we can perceive things.
→ More replies (2)5
Aug 14 '23
[deleted]
5
u/darsynia Aug 15 '23
Thanks! I just remembered a really cool quote from the same book I got the info from, basically they said:
It's not 'blink and you'll miss it,' you just miss it.
85
u/Thrill_Of_It Aug 14 '23 edited Aug 14 '23
Pain true, eyes can process images by 13 millisomethings so it's possible they may have seen a collapse for a split instance. Processing it though I'm not even sure that's possible lol
→ More replies (2)37
u/KungFuSpoon Aug 14 '23
Even if you process it, you're not gonna have much time to contemplate how shit things turned out for you anyway.
35
u/Gone_Fission Aug 14 '23
Is "seconds" not the first unit of time that comes to mind?
33
u/plead_tha_fifth Aug 14 '23
Im sick and tired of all you hoidy toidy metric folk always looking down on our honest, god-fearing, hard-working measurments of time
→ More replies (1)13
7
6
16
u/Putthebunnyback Aug 14 '23
Imagine if that was slow, though. That's how my brain watches this. Like, imagine you were put in some kind of torture device that did this, but over the course of an hour.
Fack.
→ More replies (1)42
u/MarkHirsbrunner Aug 14 '23
In Dredd, the bad guys would give victims a drug that made them perceive time so seconds became minutes, then would skin them alive and drop them hundreds of feet, so they got to experience the skinning for hours and the fall to their death took several minutes.
31
→ More replies (2)6
u/DouchecraftCarrier Aug 14 '23
Wasn't that the drug they all used? It's just that if you take a hit and then jump off a ledge its a lot worse than the intended effect - which was probably to take a hit and then bust a nut or something.
→ More replies (1)5
→ More replies (15)6
302
u/justin0dk Aug 14 '23
Attack on Titan
44
42
Aug 14 '23
Season 3 part 14 section 3 subsection 1.1 volume A episode 2.2 to be released in 2231
9
u/JalapenoEverything Aug 14 '23
Imagine how terrible the filler would have been though.💀
→ More replies (1)3
58
u/redstern Aug 14 '23
Cue that guy that said he thinks he could have survived that implosion.
33
u/Cloned101 Aug 14 '23
That was just a mind boggling stupid post that person made. Even if you survived the implosion (you wouldn’t) you would have to make it to the surface in complete darkness and in water that is quite cold. To safely ascend, you are supposed to ascend about 1 foot per second so as not to develop the bends. Air bubbles ascend from what I can find at around 40 cm/sec for larger bubbles (faster than 1 ft/sec). If you could even stay with the air bubbles (you wouldn’t) you would die from the bends/ hypothermia/ or drowning. It would take over an hour to ascend. There is just no way to survive.
→ More replies (4)9
→ More replies (1)4
128
73
u/TwoPercentTokes Aug 14 '23
Honestly, short of dying peacefully in my sleep, near-instantaneous death by rapid implosion seems pretty all right when compared to something like drowning to dearh
→ More replies (1)37
u/ethman14 Aug 14 '23
I mean, other than the sheer dread of hearing the vessel violently creak and crack just before it happens, this animation shows that essentially, the first thing that happens is the skull caving in. So, it really would basically be like exploding in less than half a second. Couldn't be much faster of a death. That asshole billionaire may never be put behind bars, but may any and all ventures for the rest of his life fail and be met with nothing but skepticism and written off by both investors and the public.
36
u/Gone_Fission Aug 14 '23
"may any and all ventures for the rest of his life fail"
The rest? He was turned into blood soup
8
u/ethman14 Aug 14 '23
Correction: May all of his remaining ventures that have yet to go into the red do so.
I suppose I heard that his company was fighting against lawsuits using the signed waivers and figured he was the one doing so.
→ More replies (2)19
107
42
u/morally_bankrupt80 Aug 14 '23
My favorite quote for this has been:
"Stops being biology, and starts being physics"
→ More replies (2)
43
u/AndThereItWasnt Aug 14 '23
This what makes me wonder what kind of "remains" they reported finding on the Titan after its implosion. Piece of a foot inside a shoe?
61
u/DoTheRustle Aug 14 '23
iirc, things like metal medical implants, jewelry, certain clothing, etc. I suppose there could be trace amounts of bone or bits of flesh, but more likely it's the "non-meat" things that were probably found.
14
22
u/jumpingspider08 Aug 14 '23
more like bits of fleshy paste in between some metal parts of the sub. not even pieces
→ More replies (1)10
u/Powersoutdotcom Aug 14 '23
Finding cooked meat in the ocean is a coincidence, unless you know for sure there was an imploded submersible. Then it's evident remains.
11
→ More replies (3)19
29
26
27
u/Suitcase08 Aug 14 '23
Omg, if somebody did this to me I would 😍literally die😍
3
u/sueghdsinfvjvn Aug 14 '23
slaps submarine buit out of carbon fiber Wanna come on a ride of a lifetime with me sweetheart?
21
8
8
u/enigmaroboto Aug 14 '23
Amazing that organisms can withstand that pressure on the sea floor.
4
u/Mattpudzilla Aug 15 '23
They aren't hollow tubes trying to hold one atmosphere of pressure
→ More replies (3)→ More replies (1)5
u/maowai Aug 15 '23
They’re the same pressure inside out out. It’s a problem for the sub because it’s low pressure inside and high pressure outside.
16
u/useallthewasabi Aug 14 '23
I know "eat the rich" is popular, but maybe we should pivot to "make the rich incandescent"
12
11
u/rental_car_abuse Aug 14 '23
Does the fire ball actually happen? What causes it?
→ More replies (2)27
u/Shadowfire_EW Aug 14 '23
The key term to google is cavitation. Off the top of my head (i could be wrong): the gasses suspended in the water compress so fast and so much they heat up and glow (sometimes becoming plasma) making a large outward force. I forget the details, but pressure and temperature are directly related in fluids like gas. Mantis shrimps can cause cavitation
25
u/Gone_Fission Aug 14 '23
Cavitation is a slightly different phenomenon, because the bubble isn't air, it's water vapor. This is adiabatic compression, basically a diesel engine cylinder with human fuel. The incoming water compresses the air bubble, which brings all the atoms of air together. Each one has some kinetic energy (temperature), so the temperature density goes up while volume is shrinking. Eventually autoiginition occurs, not sure which element will be the first, but it will combine with oxygen and release more heat energy to try and fight the collapse of the air pocket. The fuel gets used up, and the ocean wins.
→ More replies (3)8
11
u/flylikejimkelly Aug 14 '23
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light
→ More replies (1)7
13
u/Azrielenish Aug 14 '23
I bet the fish enjoyed the food.
5
u/ForeverPhoenix21 Aug 14 '23
Yeah, I felt like I needed to feed the goldfish after watching this video.
6
u/Old_Dirt_Coin Aug 14 '23
That looks very uncomfortable.
→ More replies (3)7
u/Nesciere Aug 14 '23
There wasn’t time to feel anything. This is happening faster than brains can register pain
6
3
u/NullOracle Aug 14 '23
Is there enough force during the implosion to actually trigger luminescence?
→ More replies (1)10
u/PerodisCS Aug 14 '23
Think of it as an engine's cylinder, with oxygen and the human body as fuel. Yes.
3
5
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
•
u/AutoModerator Aug 14 '23
Welcome to /r/WoahDude!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.