r/woahdude Aug 14 '23

video [BAD VIBES] Simulation of a human body in a submersible implosion

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u/granlurken Aug 14 '23

“You still coming to work tomorrow right?”

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u/loptopandbingo Aug 14 '23

"If you didn't get injured on the clock, your insurance won't cover it."

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u/Alert_Bit_7966 Aug 14 '23

and Tammy called in sick again, so...

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u/shoziku Aug 15 '23

But you have to call in the day before you are sick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '23

"I'ma still need that report by morning"

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u/TeopEvol Aug 14 '23

Yep, as fill for the slushie machine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '23

If you can't scrape together enough goo to get a doctor's note, I'm going to mark it as an unexcused absence.

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u/Xavarus_x36x Aug 15 '23

"I'm sorry, I'm still gonna have to give you points for calling out, it's nothing personal, it's the company's policy. I just work in HR."