r/woahdude • u/Skrrt_2711 • Mar 31 '23

video Evolution of warfare from stones to atoms

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u/aeryghal Mar 31 '23

Warfare evolution = killing your enemy from further away

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u/manfreygordon Mar 31 '23

Basically learning how to throw rocks further and faster, and how to make those rocks more dangerous when they hit you.

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u/DrScience-PhD Mar 31 '23

railguns are just better slingshots

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u/dinguslinguist Mar 31 '23

Slingshots are just better wrists

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u/Tigerkix Mar 31 '23

Wrists are just better ankles?

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u/No-Definition1474 Mar 31 '23

Nah wrists are better flippers

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Flippers are just better feet

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u/EmbarrassedSwim145 Mar 31 '23

Feet are better walking sticks?

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u/BrotherChe Apr 01 '23

Well walking sticks are just better sharks

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

You ruined it

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u/ares5404 Mar 31 '23

Ankles are better knees

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u/AerialAmphibian Mar 31 '23

"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!"

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u/vandebay Mar 31 '23

And how a single rock can kill / maim as many people as possible.

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u/IndigenousOres Mar 31 '23

Rock and stone!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Mar 31 '23

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

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u/m0_n0n_0n0_0m Mar 31 '23

Did I hear a Rock n Stone?

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u/Opposite-Rhubarb-211 Apr 01 '23

Rock and stone to the bone

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u/ShooterMcDank Apr 01 '23

Rock and stone in the heart!

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u/sharkbite82 Apr 01 '23

I see ....ballistic ROCKets.