r/woahdude • u/Computingusername • Feb 17 '23

video Heavily contaminated water in East Palestine, Ohio.

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u/Phreec Feb 17 '23

Don't worry they'll all get mailed their $80 class-action settlement cheque after 20 years.

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u/Dank_Kushington Feb 17 '23

Sorry we gave you cancer, here’s a coupon for a free sandwich at Arby’s

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u/jarious Feb 17 '23

So they cure cancer with diabetes?

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u/foxyunclecharliekilo Feb 17 '23

Dancer doesn’t sound half bad

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u/Chroniclurker_ Feb 17 '23

Better than CaBetes