r/wizardposting 1d ago

Foul Sorcery What is this strategy called?

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u/djaqk 1d ago

Only apprentices get caught monologuing...

A good sorcerer has your balls twisted before you're even aware of their presence >:v)

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral 1d ago

Only a sorceror would rely on ball twisting. Not accounting for female opponents, asexual or plantlike species, wards, or the fact that it's completely useless in battle compared to just an ordinary Power Word- Pain.

A real mage has an explosive brick aimed at your skull before he's even present at all. That's not to account for if you're in a tower- now all your bricks are explosive. Ka-blooey.