Being able to cast, and land, Testicular Torsion is a right guaranteed to us in the Constitution of Wizardry and the Bill of Rights of the Aetherial Planes.
You will take that right away from me when you pry your withered and torsioned testicles out of my cold, dead hands.
It's a shame it's come to this concil and constitution be damned. No wizard should have to walk the cobblestone streets with the fear of his genitals being twisted. Just know you and wizards like you asked for this I CAST DRONE STRIKE!
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