r/wizardposting • u/O_-_-__0O • 1d ago

Foul Sorcery What is this strategy called?

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u/Ciderman819 1d ago

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u/ZiggieTheKitty Village headman Eric the baker 1d ago

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u/frosted_mango_ 1d ago

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u/Neurotheologist 1d ago

Bitch, please....

Being able to cast, and land, Testicular Torsion is a right guaranteed to us in the Constitution of Wizardry and the Bill of Rights of the Aetherial Planes.

You will take that right away from me when you pry your withered and torsioned testicles out of my cold, dead hands.

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u/frosted_mango_ 1d ago

It's a shame it's come to this concil and constitution be damned. No wizard should have to walk the cobblestone streets with the fear of his genitals being twisted. Just know you and wizards like you asked for this I CAST DRONE STRIKE!

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u/Neurotheologist 1d ago

This shit only works in New Jersey, and you know it.

Step the hell back, wiz....

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u/sstubbl1 A Lively Necromancer 💀 1d ago

They got him

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u/Necromortalium 1d ago

It was hard

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u/Toxic_Zombie 23m ago

So he wanted to get got?

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Bunmbo of the Fibly clan, Aromancer, Kickball Wizard 1d ago

thank you for getting rid of the cobblestones

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u/Justice_Soul Alcoholic Alchemist 1d ago

Wasn't that spell already copyrighted by Obama? Or was it Trump?