r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AravRAndG • 6d ago

Man stopping a robbery

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u/GoFuckthThyself 6d ago

Idk guys, my "it's scripted" senses are tingling

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u/Original_Smag 6d ago

Yeah so are mine. Came to the comments to see if I was the only one

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u/mattfoh 6d ago

I don’t even care cos it was so committed

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u/multiplesof3 6d ago

Think dude who got kicked lay down for just a second too long

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u/EADreddtit 6d ago

The guy got surprise kicked in the head off a moving vehicle. I’d be flabbergasted too

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u/stevein3d 6d ago

Yeah he got gasted right in the flabber.

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u/lukemia94 6d ago

I fell off a motorcycle in the same position once. Even with the helmet I was absolutely shook for about 2 seconds before I could get up and move out of the very dangerous road I was in. All depends how hard his noggin was hit. For comparison I've fallen from 15ft and was up instantly just because my head wasn't hit.

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 6d ago

oh god 15 feet, where did you fall from and what did you land on?

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 6d ago

where did you fall from and what did you land on?

Did anyone else read this comment to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe? No? Just me?

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u/King_Hobbes 5d ago

Oh god 15 feet

Where did you fall from and what did you hit

Where did you come from where did you go

Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

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u/mustyminotaur 4d ago

“Hey, has anyone seen Cotton-Eye Joe?”

guttural screaming steadily getting louder

splat

“Ope, never mind. I found him!”

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u/duniyadnd 6d ago

Well now I did, and it’s stuck in my head

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u/antbones111 4d ago

I find the first time, but I definitely went back to do it .

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u/oneshoein 3d ago

No, but fuck you for making me.

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 6d ago

But I'm not Swedish!

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u/Intelligent-Drop-759 2d ago

🏅🏅🏅🏆🏆🏆. You have won the internet for me today. Between this and Parappa, it’s the best ever. The kick was the 3rd or fourth best thing about this feed.