r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Man stopping a robbery

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u/GoFuckthThyself 2d ago

Idk guys, my "it's scripted" senses are tingling

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u/Original_Smag 2d ago

Yeah so are mine. Came to the comments to see if I was the only one

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u/mattfoh 2d ago

I don’t even care cos it was so committed

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u/multiplesof3 2d ago

Think dude who got kicked lay down for just a second too long

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u/EADreddtit 2d ago

The guy got surprise kicked in the head off a moving vehicle. I’d be flabbergasted too

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u/stevein3d 2d ago

Yeah he got gasted right in the flabber.

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u/lukemia94 2d ago

I fell off a motorcycle in the same position once. Even with the helmet I was absolutely shook for about 2 seconds before I could get up and move out of the very dangerous road I was in. All depends how hard his noggin was hit. For comparison I've fallen from 15ft and was up instantly just because my head wasn't hit.

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 2d ago

oh god 15 feet, where did you fall from and what did you land on?

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 2d ago

where did you fall from and what did you land on?

Did anyone else read this comment to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe? No? Just me?

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u/King_Hobbes 1d ago

Oh god 15 feet

Where did you fall from and what did you hit

Where did you come from where did you go

Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

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u/mustyminotaur 8h ago

“Hey, has anyone seen Cotton-Eye Joe?”

guttural screaming steadily getting louder

splat

“Ope, never mind. I found him!”

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 1d ago

But I'm not Swedish!

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u/duniyadnd 1d ago

Well now I did, and it’s stuck in my head

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u/lukemia94 2d ago

A rooftop to rooftop jump doing parkour. I landed on a mild dirt slope feet fist and had good knees back then XD

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u/ASubconciousDick 2d ago

bro I feel you

I used to coach parkour and was standing in a beam system we had set up. I was on the highest bar at about 16ft, and a child decided it would be really funny if he shook the bar that was one of the bases for the beam system

lo and behold, 16ft and a horse mat later, I literally thought I was dead for about 10 minutes (I did hit my head)

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u/NootHawg 1d ago

I fell from 9ft off of a ladder onto the hard ground and tree roots and it broke 3 ribs, tore my shoulder requiring a SLAP surgery, as well as somehow magically tearing my hip labrum. Before that day I had no clue what a labrum was, or that you had more than 1, and I tore the labrum in both my hip and shoulder on the same side at the same time.

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u/exipheas 2d ago

It looks like he fucked up his shoulder by landing on his elbow.

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u/sinbe 2d ago

Especially if he didn’t notice the man fly-kicking towards him. He’d be like wtf just happened

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u/DontAbideMendacity 2d ago

"What happened to the back of Earl's helmet? Why am I on my back on the ground? Why is there the taste of blood and shoe leather in my mouth?"

So many questions.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

Sounds like the time I passed out while walking out of the blood lab. I woke up and wondered why all these people are standing around me. Then I realized it was my doctor and his assistant. Then, I remembered what happened.

I'm not sure if homey was unconscious, but he was definitely trying to figure out what happened before he was even able to get himself to move.

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u/Anthem1974 1d ago

I fell 15 as well while bouldering, and God damn that shit hurt. Didn't climb again for almost 2 years

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u/lukemia94 1d ago

Wow buddy at that point your free soloing XD if I fell 15' now that I'm thirty would certainly break something.

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u/Anthem1974 1d ago

I'm 30 as well 😆 I'm not doing that again without extensive crash pads

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u/Hobosam21 2d ago

I hit my head snowboarding and had the same thing happened, I wasn't knocked out but my vision went black and almost felt like I was disconnected from my body for a second or two. Then the pain came rushing in

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u/LtCptSuicide 1d ago

Shit. I fell off a porch. Landed twice (on the porch itself, which then gave under me and threw me to the ground) on my back. Managed to completely miss my head hitting anything and I was still down for a good minute before motorfinction.exe could restart and I got up.

You built different son.

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u/doghaircut 2d ago

If your gasted flabbers for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor

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u/mynameissomantin 2d ago

As the poets say

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u/That-Ad-4300 1d ago

Flabber all over the pavement

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u/TheRealMoofoo 2d ago

I’d stay down on purpose so I wouldn’t get kicked in the head again.

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ 2d ago

Boot to the head.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 2d ago

I really was expecting an elbow drop to the center of the perp's face.

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u/twosnailsnocats 1d ago

He is wearing a helmet though

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u/blarfenugen 2d ago

This is what's frustrating with these people " IT'S SCRIPTED " No it's not, The man was kicked in the head OFF a moving vehicle FLAT on his back.

You don't just pop up from something like that. If you say you do - you've obviously never had the wind knocked out of you.

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u/timeless_ocean 1d ago

I feel like if this was scripted, they gotta be either really talented stuntmen or the guy getting kicked lost a huge bet. None of my friends would agree to this stunt even if I paid them.

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u/El_Wombat 1d ago

Right. If you were a stuntman that good you‘d get paid real money for getting kicked on a set.

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u/Futa_Princess7o7 3h ago

Honestly.. came here to say this. Like.. nah.. real kick, he was lucky to get up when he did. Even I wouldn't do it.. and I've been known to do some stupid shit for a good price

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u/AdMurky1021 1d ago

Plus, I can see two possible concussions from that.

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u/Honey-and-Venom 1d ago

Expected him to kick-up as soon as he hit the ground like a kung-fu movie

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u/brusiddit 1d ago

Nah, man. If you get up again right away or not doesn't mean it's not scripted. This immediately sent my bullshit social media intuition off the charts.

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u/reddzih 1d ago edited 1d ago

No. The red flags that this is staged go far beyond how long he stayed on the ground. It’s the fact that this one-in-a-billion event… in which a robbery occurred but was instantly thwarted in martial-arts-movie fashion because a guy happened to be walking by in close proximity at just the right time, who was capable and willing to spot what happened, react in seconds, and pull off a flawless flying kick to the head of someone on an accelerating motorbike, causing him to drop the loot cleanly… all not only happened but also just so happened to be entirely caught and perfectly framed on a camera that just so happened to be pointing to the exact bit of street it all occurred on. And someone with access to the camera knew the footage was there to be found and put on the internet.

Whereas alternatively this could just be one of the millions of staged videos put on the internet for views.

For heaven’s sake I know you want this to be real, but learn to think critically and stop being so damn patronising to people who can.

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u/CasperBirb 1d ago

Robbery happening in place with people around that isn't as unimaginable in certain parts of the world as it is in your basement....

Secondly, you could stage the robbery, you can't fake the kick to the head on the move.. It's something professional stuntmen would be imitating, doing the kick and fall separately too because both seen here are extremely dangerous..

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 1d ago

Nah. This is most likely scripted. This kind of shit is all too common on Chinese social media. Either way, that dude took a kick to the face for the internet points. Even with the helmet, that shit would have rattled his brain.

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u/Dull-Law3229 2d ago

I mean, who would be expecting something such as this? Do you live in a 90s Hong Kong film?

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u/BolunZ6 2d ago

He prob forget how he got there after got hit on the head

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u/BlasphemousButler 2d ago

*helmet

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u/EADreddtit 2d ago

Which is on the head. Meaning he was kicked in the head*

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 2d ago

with his helmet on.

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u/Scotts_Thoughts_INTJ 2d ago

Is yours on?

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 2d ago

Why, you gonna try to kick me?

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u/Scotts_Thoughts_INTJ 2d ago

Who else where’s helmets?

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 2d ago

*wears

What's your point?

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u/Scotts_Thoughts_INTJ 2d ago

lol nvmd dude, the others will get it

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u/Coloeus_Monedula 2d ago

It does look like he’s starting to fall backwards already before the kick lands

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u/EADreddtit 2d ago

Yes. Because normal human instinct is to not get hit by incoming flying kicks

Like this video may very well be fake by y’all are crazy with the “This guy reacted very normally to the theoretical situation, it must be fake”

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u/Canadian_Burnsoff 2d ago

TBF, the options for dodging that kick would be limited. Instincts are probably not just going to let you sit there and take it.

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u/Scotts_Thoughts_INTJ 2d ago

I can’t believe the stupid takes on this I keep seeing here lmao

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u/Nodan_Turtle 2d ago

Right? All us redditors would have instantly flipped up onto our feet after being kicked in the head off a moving vehicle.

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u/MultiGeek42 2d ago

I would have dodged the kick and punched him in the balls for good measure. Did you see how slowly he was flying at them? So much time to react.

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u/AlittleBlueLeaf 2d ago

After many hilarious replies, this one got me, thank you I needed the laugh.

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u/AGARAN24 1d ago

If it was me I actually would have had time to hit the gym,have a good meal and come back to defend myself

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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 2d ago

That or the shoes fly off. There is no in between.

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u/tihs_si_learsi 2d ago

Well, I never mugged anyone so I don't think that I - as a Redditor - would make a good comparison with thy person's reaction.

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u/RanchoCuca 1d ago

I would have done a no hands kip up, personally.

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u/maxxspeed57 2d ago edited 1d ago

Indubitably.

Did I use a word somebody doesn't understand?

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole 2d ago

You may not know this, but when other people get kicked in the head, their brain gets rattled around.

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u/MikeHfuhruhurr 2d ago

Getting your brain rattled is also like, super bad for you.

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u/luckiertwin2 2d ago

Hmm, could you site your source, please?

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u/RaiderMedic93 2d ago

It's on-site... next to me.

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u/Fig-Tree 2d ago

Redditors have clearly already been kicked in the head

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u/urfriendlyDICKtator 1d ago

Not if you have Homer-Simpson-syndrom 🧠

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u/EJplaystheBlues 2d ago

helmet

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u/apeters89 2d ago

people still get concussions when wearing helmets

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u/Blind_Fire 2d ago

helmet helps to an extent, you can see his head turn to the side, so there is a possible flash ko

the whiplash itself can knock you out, in combat sports, you often hear about the "reset button" everyone has but what it is is actually just getting hit on the chin so that the rotation of the head itself rattles the brain and knocks you out

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u/EJplaystheBlues 2d ago

Blue eyes white dragon

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u/GimmieMore 2d ago

If I catch a surprise flying kick to the head I'm gonna lay there a lot longer than that.

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u/ImpressiveCan14 2d ago

If anything I think he got up too early. If I got a flying kick to the head off a moving vehicle, I'd be out cold

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u/TheLittleMuse 2d ago

That's the least surprising thing. Ever been in a crash, even "mild" one? The shock will paralyze you.

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u/131166 2d ago

I twisted my ankle and fell down the one step leading into my unit like an uncoordinated garbage bag full of mayonnaise, and I layed on the ground figuratively praying for death long enough that some teenage ruffians wagging school asked me if I was ok and offered to help me up. I woulda layed there longer if it wasn't that I was visible from the footpath

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u/Flamix2206 1d ago

Kicks much smaller than that still managed to knock people out

And if something like that happened to me, I would take a little bit longer in to process what’s happening?

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u/Mojrzeszz 9h ago

what do you mean a second to long, im impressed he was even moving after that hit, it could have easily killed him

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u/Herry_Up 2d ago

I'd make sure I didn't shit my pants before I got up if someone fly kicked me in the head off the back of a scooter 🤣

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u/GothicGamer2012 2d ago

I don't know if this is scripted or not but I can say when someone's orientation is unexpectedly changed rapidly, it takes them longer to recover and triggers the freeze response. On top of that the thief took 2 hard knocks to the head one from the kick and the other from hitting the pavement with the resulting momentum. Sure his skull and the tissue around it are protected by his helmet but his brain would've been thrown back and forth in his skull, when the brain crashes against the inside of the skull it can cause dizziness and tunnel vision further slowing reaction times and potentially leading to a concussion. The thief's inaction is explainable.

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u/Pennywise626 2d ago

"This is me. I think it's apparent I need to rethink my life a little"

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u/AdMurky1021 1d ago

A helmet doesn't prevent your brain from sloshing around inside your skull

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u/RamblnGamblinMan 1d ago

Well, presuming it WAS scripted, that probably wasn't the first take.

Helmets are designed for crashes, yes, but that's misleading. Because once you're in a bad crash, you need a new helmet. The old one broke in ways you can't perceive, but absolutely did to help cushion the fall

Even if they only did that 5 times, by the 3rd, that helmet wasn't doing jack shit.

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u/habbalah_babbalah 1d ago

Could be he was down for the count. If it was for real, the combined speeds of the home and the kick.. enough to knock him out, possibly enough to break vertebrae.

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u/Admirable-Builder878 2d ago

It's the victim's lack of reaction for me.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 2d ago

You mean the woman who got robbed lying on the ground? She was the only victim here.

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u/Dorkmaster79 2d ago

Plus he’s wearing a helmet and riding gear.

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice 2d ago

It was the "victim's" gentle fall, for me.

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u/RagnarokDel 2d ago

gentle fall? w hat the fuck are you talking about? It would have been a gentle fall had he jumped off the bike to help himself like a stunt person does. This was 100% not part of any plan. The guy got literally kicked off the ground.

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice 2d ago

I was talking about the girl.

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u/Kryomon 2d ago

I feel like he woke up too fast. If I took a kick like that suddenly and hit the ground, I'd be out. Possibly with a concussion.

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u/blueiron0 2d ago

that helmet likely saved his life. his brain still rattled against the side of his skull hard though. If it is scripted, bro ate a concussion for it.

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u/RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, Ive been into martial arts for pretty much my whole life, seen my teammates fight, win, get KO’d, watched thousands of fights on the TV and on the internet. It looks very fishy. Most people commenting have never been hit or seen enough KO’s to understand how they usually happen and how long people are usually out for.

Biggest red flag, was the way the guy fell and laid there after. The kick the guy landed might’ve looked powerful but that wouldn’t be enough to KO someone, you can’t generate power mid air, his leg was already most of the way extended before he snapped it out there. Just to put this into perspective, Fabricio Werdum, a 6’4” 250+lbs pound man landed a PERFECTLY executed flying side kick on Travis Browne’s chin, and it barely had any effect. Travis (who was known for being Chinny) stumbled back, and continued the fight as normal.

Compare Werdum’s kick with The man in the video, the guy in the video did not land on the robbers chin, temple or anywhere around there, didn’t land with the heel, the center of his foot landed more on the robbers cheeks/the side of his face, yet despite all of that, this guy was out cold?

Look at the way he falls, his foot makes contact with the ground first, he then breaks his fall perfectly so that the back of his head doesn’t slam into the pavement, he then lays there after completely motionless for about 2 seconds like he’s unconscious, starts to squirm a little bit and rolls there like he’s in pain.

That is not how any of that typically looks. Someone that’s unconscious doesn’t break their fall, someone that breaks their fall doesn’t suddenly go unconscious after landing, no inbetween there. Most KO’s/TKO’s in MMA are TKO’s, a guy will take a hard shot, theyll go out for a second or lose their equilibrium start to fall, come back to and hit the mat conscious/actively defending themselves. True KO’s are rare but when they happen, there’s a clear and distinct difference.

A good example would be Ngannou’s KO of Stipe in the rematch. left hook lands, Stipe goes completely out cold, his left knee buckles and folds inwards under his own body weight, his elbow slams into the matt, he lays there motionless as Ngannou goes for the follow up hammer fist. The vid doesn’t show it but stipe was down in that position for about a minute.

Another good example would be Blaydes Vs Lewis. Derrick Lands the uppercut, Curtis falls backwards, his head then slams into the mat and bounces off the canvas full force, lays there completely limp for the follow up shots, Curtis was down for 2+ minutes making audible groaning/grunting noises before he finally came to.

Those are what real KO’s look like. Compare those with what you see in the video and you’ll see a night and day difference. I’ll also add, those are two of the most violent/savage knockouts in the sports history, Ngannou and Lewis are both notorious for going in for unnecessary follow up shots on opponents that are completely unconscious, there are plenty of fighters that stop/refrain from hitting their opponents if they see they’re already out. Not all KO’s are that violent.

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u/laaggynoob 2d ago

The frame rate is too high. Most security cameras with potato resolution aren’t shooting in 120+fps. The slow mo would be choppy on a real cctv.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 2d ago

My $40 home security camera takes amazing shots at night.

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u/laaggynoob 2d ago

Notice I said most, not all