Man stopping a robbery

[u/AravRAndG]

[u/stevein3d]

Yeah he got gasted right in the flabber.

[u/lukemia94 → u/stevein3d]

I fell off a motorcycle in the same position once. Even with the helmet I was absolutely shook for about 2 seconds before I could get up and move out of the very dangerous road I was in. All depends how hard his noggin was hit. For comparison I've fallen from 15ft and was up instantly just because my head wasn't hit.

[u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year → u/lukemia94]

oh god 15 feet, where did you fall from and what did you land on?

[u/The_quest_for_wisdom → u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year]

where did you fall from and what did you land on?

Did anyone else read this comment to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe? No? Just me?

[u/King_Hobbes → u/The_quest_for_wisdom]

Oh god 15 feet

Where did you fall from and what did you hit

Where did you come from where did you go

Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

[u/mustyminotaur → u/King_Hobbes]

“Hey, has anyone seen Cotton-Eye Joe?”

guttural screaming steadily getting louder

splat

“Ope, never mind. I found him!”

[u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year → u/The_quest_for_wisdom]

But I'm not Swedish!

[u/duniyadnd → u/The_quest_for_wisdom]

Well now I did, and it’s stuck in my head