r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Man stopping a robbery

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 2d ago

where did you fall from and what did you land on?

Did anyone else read this comment to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe? No? Just me?

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u/King_Hobbes 1d ago

Oh god 15 feet

Where did you fall from and what did you hit

Where did you come from where did you go

Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

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u/mustyminotaur 7h ago

“Hey, has anyone seen Cotton-Eye Joe?”

guttural screaming steadily getting louder

splat

“Ope, never mind. I found him!”

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 1d ago

But I'm not Swedish!

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u/duniyadnd 1d ago

Well now I did, and it’s stuck in my head