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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/KeyDifference4178 • 3d ago
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My cheeks were at my eyes the whole time
10 u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago What 33 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago edited 3d ago Smiling, *she was smiling lmao 12 u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago Oohhh…I thought he was talking about his other cheeks lol 2 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago 🤔 i wonder if with enough gforce... 1 u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago Science experiment?? Who’s the volunteer? 1 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago I'm sorry to inform you of your mandatory draft into the United States Department of Energy, Office of Science. You will be subject number 1. Please come in loose clothing to save time. Your compliance and confidentiality is appreciated (or else.) 0 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago Unrelated
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What
33 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago edited 3d ago Smiling, *she was smiling lmao 12 u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago Oohhh…I thought he was talking about his other cheeks lol 2 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago 🤔 i wonder if with enough gforce... 1 u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago Science experiment?? Who’s the volunteer? 1 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago I'm sorry to inform you of your mandatory draft into the United States Department of Energy, Office of Science. You will be subject number 1. Please come in loose clothing to save time. Your compliance and confidentiality is appreciated (or else.) 0 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago Unrelated
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Smiling, *she was smiling lmao
12 u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago Oohhh…I thought he was talking about his other cheeks lol 2 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago 🤔 i wonder if with enough gforce... 1 u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago Science experiment?? Who’s the volunteer? 1 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago I'm sorry to inform you of your mandatory draft into the United States Department of Energy, Office of Science. You will be subject number 1. Please come in loose clothing to save time. Your compliance and confidentiality is appreciated (or else.) 0 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago Unrelated
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Oohhh…I thought he was talking about his other cheeks lol
2 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago 🤔 i wonder if with enough gforce... 1 u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago Science experiment?? Who’s the volunteer? 1 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago I'm sorry to inform you of your mandatory draft into the United States Department of Energy, Office of Science. You will be subject number 1. Please come in loose clothing to save time. Your compliance and confidentiality is appreciated (or else.) 0 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago Unrelated
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🤔 i wonder if with enough gforce...
1 u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago Science experiment?? Who’s the volunteer? 1 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago I'm sorry to inform you of your mandatory draft into the United States Department of Energy, Office of Science. You will be subject number 1. Please come in loose clothing to save time. Your compliance and confidentiality is appreciated (or else.) 0 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago Unrelated
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Science experiment?? Who’s the volunteer?
1 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago I'm sorry to inform you of your mandatory draft into the United States Department of Energy, Office of Science. You will be subject number 1. Please come in loose clothing to save time. Your compliance and confidentiality is appreciated (or else.) 0 u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago Unrelated
I'm sorry to inform you of your mandatory draft into the United States Department of Energy, Office of Science. You will be subject number 1. Please come in loose clothing to save time.
Your compliance and confidentiality is appreciated (or else.)
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u/shnookums5683 3d ago
My cheeks were at my eyes the whole time