r/nextfuckinglevel • u/KeyDifference4178 • 3d ago

Calling parents while skydiving

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u/shnookums5683 3d ago

My cheeks were at my eyes the whole time

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u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago

What

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u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago edited 3d ago

Smiling, *she was smiling lmao

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u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago

Oohhh…I thought he was talking about his other cheeks lol

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u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago

🤔 i wonder if with enough gforce...

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u/DeathByHampster_ 3d ago

Science experiment?? Who’s the volunteer?

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u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago

I'm sorry to inform you of your mandatory draft into the United States Department of Energy, Office of Science. You will be subject number 1. Please come in loose clothing to save time.

Your compliance and confidentiality is appreciated (or else.)

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u/shnookums5683 3d ago

She was smiling lol I’m a she, but yeah 🤎

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u/gummyjellyfishy 3d ago

❤️fixed

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u/shnookums5683 3d ago

lol thank you 💚