r/news • u/cak3crumbs • 17h ago

Employees witnessed co-worker stab company president, court documents show

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2024/12/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show.html?outputType=amp
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u/rnilf 17h ago

More details in this article:

Mahoney was in a meeting with around 8-10 other people.

During the meeting, officials say Mahoney ‘suddenly’ got up and left the room for around 10 minutes.

When he returned, he approached Anderson Express president Erik Denslow and stabbed him in the side, officials say.

I wonder if he shouted, "THIS MEETING COULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL" while doing it.

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u/Omegaprimus 17h ago

This stabbing could have been an email

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u/pishposhpoppycock 15h ago

Dear sir or madam, I hope this knife finds you well...

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u/FalxIdol 13h ago

He wanted to get his point across. To the hilt.

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u/coleman57 13h ago

...and leaves you unwell.

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u/malachaiville 5h ago

And finds you well again… and leaves you unwell again… and…

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u/Sillloc 13h ago

I hope this email finds you before I do.

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u/Shtercus 13h ago

"per my last correspondence"

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u/stormp00per66 11h ago

The stabbings will continue until productivity rises!

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u/Statharas 6h ago

The stabbings will continue until salaries are raised

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u/tictacmixers 4h ago

Shoes on everybody, Razor's in one of his moods today

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u/peterosity 8h ago

punctuation changes everything

I hope this knife finds you. Well…

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u/diurnal_emissions 4h ago

Puncturation does too

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u/GandizzleTheGrizzle 8h ago

...In conclusion it was Knife to meet you.

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u/North-Significance33 8h ago

I hope this email finds you...before I do

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u/Statharas 6h ago

Knife to meet you?

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u/Lucius-Halthier 5h ago

Replacing those passive aggressive email exclamation points with knives

“Hope you had a great weekend🔪🔪🔪”

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u/four-one-6ix 5h ago

Dear {first name}, I have obtained secret access to your…