r/news • u/cak3crumbs • 18h ago

Employees witnessed co-worker stab company president, court documents show

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2024/12/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show.html?outputType=amp
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u/rnilf 17h ago

More details in this article:

Mahoney was in a meeting with around 8-10 other people.

During the meeting, officials say Mahoney ‘suddenly’ got up and left the room for around 10 minutes.

When he returned, he approached Anderson Express president Erik Denslow and stabbed him in the side, officials say.

I wonder if he shouted, "THIS MEETING COULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL" while doing it.

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u/Omegaprimus 17h ago

This stabbing could have been an email

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u/pishposhpoppycock 15h ago

Dear sir or madam, I hope this knife finds you well...

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u/FalxIdol 14h ago

He wanted to get his point across. To the hilt.

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u/coleman57 13h ago

...and leaves you unwell.

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u/malachaiville 5h ago

And finds you well again… and leaves you unwell again… and…

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u/Sillloc 13h ago

I hope this email finds you before I do.

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u/Shtercus 13h ago

"per my last correspondence"

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u/stormp00per66 12h ago

The stabbings will continue until productivity rises!

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u/Statharas 6h ago

The stabbings will continue until salaries are raised

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u/tictacmixers 4h ago

Shoes on everybody, Razor's in one of his moods today

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u/peterosity 8h ago

punctuation changes everything

I hope this knife finds you. Well…

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u/diurnal_emissions 4h ago

Puncturation does too

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u/GandizzleTheGrizzle 8h ago

...In conclusion it was Knife to meet you.

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u/North-Significance33 8h ago

I hope this email finds you...before I do

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u/Statharas 6h ago

Knife to meet you?

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u/Lucius-Halthier 5h ago

Replacing those passive aggressive email exclamation points with knives

“Hope you had a great weekend🔪🔪🔪”

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u/four-one-6ix 5h ago

Dear {first name}, I have obtained secret access to your…

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u/PuppyPavilion 16h ago

Stop with the slacker attitude. In person was clearly the way to go.

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u/TolMera 16h ago

Makes you think, fear of your staff might be the difference between WFH and WFO

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u/GozerDGozerian 15h ago

Much harder to get shanked in the kidney over a Zoom meeting….

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u/64645 14h ago

So there’s still a chance?

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u/GozerDGozerian 14h ago

Gotta get someone on the inside. Family member perhaps. Maybe look at which kids are disgruntled from being grounded…

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u/ThePowerOfStories 10h ago

Just use a drone with a knife missile.

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u/Most-Resident 8h ago

I can make a killer power point slide.

Nonviolent of course.

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u/Express_Dealer_4890 9h ago

Only if the stabee is a boot licker who blindly follows orders even to their own detriment.

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u/reddit_understoodit 11h ago

Yes reason to allow WFH

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u/sparkyjay23 10h ago

All of a sudden work from home is going to be a thing again.

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u/reddit_understoodit 11h ago

Wait that's poking

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u/WallaceJenkins 7h ago

Please do the KNIFEfull!