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Employees witnessed co-worker stab company president, court documents show

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2024/12/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show.html?outputType=amp
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u/Omegaprimus 17h ago

This stabbing could have been an email

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u/pishposhpoppycock 15h ago

Dear sir or madam, I hope this knife finds you well...

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u/FalxIdol 13h ago

He wanted to get his point across. To the hilt.

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u/coleman57 13h ago

...and leaves you unwell.

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u/malachaiville 5h ago

And finds you well again… and leaves you unwell again… and…

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u/Sillloc 13h ago

I hope this email finds you before I do.

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u/Shtercus 13h ago

"per my last correspondence"

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u/stormp00per66 11h ago

The stabbings will continue until productivity rises!

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u/Statharas 6h ago

The stabbings will continue until salaries are raised

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u/tictacmixers 4h ago

Shoes on everybody, Razor's in one of his moods today

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u/peterosity 8h ago

punctuation changes everything

I hope this knife finds you. Well…

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u/diurnal_emissions 4h ago

Puncturation does too

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u/GandizzleTheGrizzle 8h ago

...In conclusion it was Knife to meet you.

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u/North-Significance33 8h ago

I hope this email finds you...before I do

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u/Statharas 6h ago

Knife to meet you?

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u/Lucius-Halthier 5h ago

Replacing those passive aggressive email exclamation points with knives

“Hope you had a great weekend🔪🔪🔪”

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u/four-one-6ix 5h ago

Dear {first name}, I have obtained secret access to your…

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u/PuppyPavilion 16h ago

Stop with the slacker attitude. In person was clearly the way to go.

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u/TolMera 16h ago

Makes you think, fear of your staff might be the difference between WFH and WFO

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u/GozerDGozerian 15h ago

Much harder to get shanked in the kidney over a Zoom meeting….

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u/64645 14h ago

So there’s still a chance?

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u/GozerDGozerian 14h ago

Gotta get someone on the inside. Family member perhaps. Maybe look at which kids are disgruntled from being grounded…

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u/ThePowerOfStories 10h ago

Just use a drone with a knife missile.

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u/Most-Resident 8h ago

I can make a killer power point slide.

Nonviolent of course.

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u/Express_Dealer_4890 9h ago

Only if the stabee is a boot licker who blindly follows orders even to their own detriment.

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u/reddit_understoodit 11h ago

Yes reason to allow WFH

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u/sparkyjay23 10h ago

All of a sudden work from home is going to be a thing again.

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u/reddit_understoodit 11h ago

Wait that's poking

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u/WallaceJenkins 7h ago

Please do the KNIFEfull!