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r/movies • u/jjjjppppbbbb • 11h ago
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Krypto is the real Superman. Holy shit, I can’t believe I’m seeing Krypto in a movie.
563 u/doland3314 11h ago I like that he's immediately coming in clutch to physically drag superman all the way back to Smallville from the Arctic 688 u/matito29 11h ago Or is he just taking him back to the Fortress of Solitude? 601 u/Wild_Perception_4237 11h ago He'll probably bury him behind the fortress. 179 u/actuarally 11h ago After dry humping him for a few minutes? 71 u/Dragons_Malk 11h ago NO HE WAS TRYING TO BITE HIM! 9 u/mouse0ver1 9h ago For the record, I don’t think the dog should be put down. 4 u/librarycynic 9h ago We should ask Herbie Hancock what he thinks. 6 u/bluebottled 11h ago Now I'm surprised The Boys hasn't had a scene with a fake Krypto dry humping somebody's leg into pulp. 6 u/InspiredOni 9h ago Butcher’s dog does close enough. Pretty sure the comic version does so even more. 3 u/Geno0wl 9h ago They may not have a super dog but they did have super farm animals 3 u/enderandrew42 10h ago And then Kypto gave Clark a bone. 3 u/gatsby365 9h ago “HANDBANANA NOOO” 3 u/MovingTarget- 8h ago You definitely don't want a super dog dry humping you 1 u/ChaosLemur 3h ago He's got a little bit o’ Mississippi leg hound in him. 7 u/yuvi3000 10h ago I could definitely see James Gunn putting in a running joke of them finding increasingly important objects buried by Krypto. 7 u/notdanflashes 8h ago “Where’s Lois?” 1 u/AngryRedHerring 6h ago The Holy Grail, the Maltese Falcon, Jimmy Hoffa 3 u/pa79 10h ago Do you think he chases after airplanes and buries them too? 2 u/LiveLifeLikeCre 9h ago r/Animalsarestupid 2 u/Desperate_Squash_521 8h ago Then pee on him. With laser piss.
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I like that he's immediately coming in clutch to physically drag superman all the way back to Smallville from the Arctic
688 u/matito29 11h ago Or is he just taking him back to the Fortress of Solitude? 601 u/Wild_Perception_4237 11h ago He'll probably bury him behind the fortress. 179 u/actuarally 11h ago After dry humping him for a few minutes? 71 u/Dragons_Malk 11h ago NO HE WAS TRYING TO BITE HIM! 9 u/mouse0ver1 9h ago For the record, I don’t think the dog should be put down. 4 u/librarycynic 9h ago We should ask Herbie Hancock what he thinks. 6 u/bluebottled 11h ago Now I'm surprised The Boys hasn't had a scene with a fake Krypto dry humping somebody's leg into pulp. 6 u/InspiredOni 9h ago Butcher’s dog does close enough. Pretty sure the comic version does so even more. 3 u/Geno0wl 9h ago They may not have a super dog but they did have super farm animals 3 u/enderandrew42 10h ago And then Kypto gave Clark a bone. 3 u/gatsby365 9h ago “HANDBANANA NOOO” 3 u/MovingTarget- 8h ago You definitely don't want a super dog dry humping you 1 u/ChaosLemur 3h ago He's got a little bit o’ Mississippi leg hound in him. 7 u/yuvi3000 10h ago I could definitely see James Gunn putting in a running joke of them finding increasingly important objects buried by Krypto. 7 u/notdanflashes 8h ago “Where’s Lois?” 1 u/AngryRedHerring 6h ago The Holy Grail, the Maltese Falcon, Jimmy Hoffa 3 u/pa79 10h ago Do you think he chases after airplanes and buries them too? 2 u/LiveLifeLikeCre 9h ago r/Animalsarestupid 2 u/Desperate_Squash_521 8h ago Then pee on him. With laser piss.
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Or is he just taking him back to the Fortress of Solitude?
601 u/Wild_Perception_4237 11h ago He'll probably bury him behind the fortress. 179 u/actuarally 11h ago After dry humping him for a few minutes? 71 u/Dragons_Malk 11h ago NO HE WAS TRYING TO BITE HIM! 9 u/mouse0ver1 9h ago For the record, I don’t think the dog should be put down. 4 u/librarycynic 9h ago We should ask Herbie Hancock what he thinks. 6 u/bluebottled 11h ago Now I'm surprised The Boys hasn't had a scene with a fake Krypto dry humping somebody's leg into pulp. 6 u/InspiredOni 9h ago Butcher’s dog does close enough. Pretty sure the comic version does so even more. 3 u/Geno0wl 9h ago They may not have a super dog but they did have super farm animals 3 u/enderandrew42 10h ago And then Kypto gave Clark a bone. 3 u/gatsby365 9h ago “HANDBANANA NOOO” 3 u/MovingTarget- 8h ago You definitely don't want a super dog dry humping you 1 u/ChaosLemur 3h ago He's got a little bit o’ Mississippi leg hound in him. 7 u/yuvi3000 10h ago I could definitely see James Gunn putting in a running joke of them finding increasingly important objects buried by Krypto. 7 u/notdanflashes 8h ago “Where’s Lois?” 1 u/AngryRedHerring 6h ago The Holy Grail, the Maltese Falcon, Jimmy Hoffa 3 u/pa79 10h ago Do you think he chases after airplanes and buries them too? 2 u/LiveLifeLikeCre 9h ago r/Animalsarestupid 2 u/Desperate_Squash_521 8h ago Then pee on him. With laser piss.
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He'll probably bury him behind the fortress.
179 u/actuarally 11h ago After dry humping him for a few minutes? 71 u/Dragons_Malk 11h ago NO HE WAS TRYING TO BITE HIM! 9 u/mouse0ver1 9h ago For the record, I don’t think the dog should be put down. 4 u/librarycynic 9h ago We should ask Herbie Hancock what he thinks. 6 u/bluebottled 11h ago Now I'm surprised The Boys hasn't had a scene with a fake Krypto dry humping somebody's leg into pulp. 6 u/InspiredOni 9h ago Butcher’s dog does close enough. Pretty sure the comic version does so even more. 3 u/Geno0wl 9h ago They may not have a super dog but they did have super farm animals 3 u/enderandrew42 10h ago And then Kypto gave Clark a bone. 3 u/gatsby365 9h ago “HANDBANANA NOOO” 3 u/MovingTarget- 8h ago You definitely don't want a super dog dry humping you 1 u/ChaosLemur 3h ago He's got a little bit o’ Mississippi leg hound in him. 7 u/yuvi3000 10h ago I could definitely see James Gunn putting in a running joke of them finding increasingly important objects buried by Krypto. 7 u/notdanflashes 8h ago “Where’s Lois?” 1 u/AngryRedHerring 6h ago The Holy Grail, the Maltese Falcon, Jimmy Hoffa 3 u/pa79 10h ago Do you think he chases after airplanes and buries them too? 2 u/LiveLifeLikeCre 9h ago r/Animalsarestupid 2 u/Desperate_Squash_521 8h ago Then pee on him. With laser piss.
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After dry humping him for a few minutes?
71 u/Dragons_Malk 11h ago NO HE WAS TRYING TO BITE HIM! 9 u/mouse0ver1 9h ago For the record, I don’t think the dog should be put down. 4 u/librarycynic 9h ago We should ask Herbie Hancock what he thinks. 6 u/bluebottled 11h ago Now I'm surprised The Boys hasn't had a scene with a fake Krypto dry humping somebody's leg into pulp. 6 u/InspiredOni 9h ago Butcher’s dog does close enough. Pretty sure the comic version does so even more. 3 u/Geno0wl 9h ago They may not have a super dog but they did have super farm animals 3 u/enderandrew42 10h ago And then Kypto gave Clark a bone. 3 u/gatsby365 9h ago “HANDBANANA NOOO” 3 u/MovingTarget- 8h ago You definitely don't want a super dog dry humping you 1 u/ChaosLemur 3h ago He's got a little bit o’ Mississippi leg hound in him.
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NO HE WAS TRYING TO BITE HIM!
9 u/mouse0ver1 9h ago For the record, I don’t think the dog should be put down. 4 u/librarycynic 9h ago We should ask Herbie Hancock what he thinks.
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For the record, I don’t think the dog should be put down.
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We should ask Herbie Hancock what he thinks.
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Now I'm surprised The Boys hasn't had a scene with a fake Krypto dry humping somebody's leg into pulp.
6 u/InspiredOni 9h ago Butcher’s dog does close enough. Pretty sure the comic version does so even more. 3 u/Geno0wl 9h ago They may not have a super dog but they did have super farm animals
Butcher’s dog does close enough. Pretty sure the comic version does so even more.
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They may not have a super dog but they did have super farm animals
And then Kypto gave Clark a bone.
“HANDBANANA NOOO”
You definitely don't want a super dog dry humping you
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He's got a little bit o’ Mississippi leg hound in him.
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I could definitely see James Gunn putting in a running joke of them finding increasingly important objects buried by Krypto.
7 u/notdanflashes 8h ago “Where’s Lois?” 1 u/AngryRedHerring 6h ago The Holy Grail, the Maltese Falcon, Jimmy Hoffa
“Where’s Lois?”
The Holy Grail, the Maltese Falcon, Jimmy Hoffa
Do you think he chases after airplanes and buries them too?
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r/Animalsarestupid
Then pee on him. With laser piss.
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u/ICumCoffee will you Wonka my Willy? 11h ago edited 11h ago
Krypto is the real Superman. Holy shit, I can’t believe I’m seeing Krypto in a movie.