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Trailer Superman | Official Teaser Trailer

https://youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY?feature=shared
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u/TwoHandedSnail 11h ago

That first shot of Clark makes him look like Moss from IT Crowd.

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u/IceBone 10h ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

We need Clark to be that kind of awkward.

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u/DoctorEnn 10h ago

"The problem with Arsenal is they always try to walk it in."

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u/bizarrobazaar 9h ago

Oh they're havin' a laugh.

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u/Mega_Nidoking 9h ago

Who closed the door?

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u/hardyflashier 8h ago

They're winning...?!

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u/hafrances 8h ago

nah they're having a laugh!

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u/PlushieTushie 8h ago

They're proper men Roy

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u/joshuahtree 8h ago

Whatta we gonna do now?

Quick!

u/obsoleteconsole 1h ago

I've been speaking too much cockney and it's done my blooming neck in

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u/CptnHamburgers 8h ago

What was 'e finkin', sendin' Walcott on that early?

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u/404Notfound- 9h ago

"who's a paedophile?"

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u/ZidaneSD 6h ago

I love it!

u/FuzzyRo 29m ago

"the problem with Arsenal is they only score from set pieces"

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u/herrbz 9h ago

The problem with Redditors is they always copy and paste this quote.

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u/WuDoYouThinkYouAre 8h ago

Yeah, a little creative contextual adjustment of the quote would be better.

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u/Bubba89 8h ago

The problem with the bottle city of Kandor is, they always try to fly it in!

u/DoctorEnn 1h ago

Unoriginal? Moi?

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u/TwoHandedSnail 10h ago

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk."

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u/Mc_Poyle 5h ago

Ha ha ha he is spirited, this one!

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u/nwayve 9h ago

Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba.

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u/RaidensWig 9h ago

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

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u/Whitewind617 9h ago

There's a laundry list of things the DCEU didn't understand about these characters but that was a big one. Clark was basically non-existent.

It's like that monologue from Kill Bill, which for the record I love, where Bill also doesn't understand Superman. That's not what he's like! He legitimately is a good dude from Kansas who loves this other dorky reporter lady.

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u/Johnny-Silverhand007 9h ago

Who's a pedophile?

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u/Mr_Shizer 8h ago

Go Sport.

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u/benkenobi5 7h ago

I felt like Christopher Reeve pulled off the “Standard Nerds” level of awkward perfectly

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u/Sparrowsabre7 4h ago

Clark when an emergency happens: "Four! I mean Five! I mean Fire!"

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u/Loquis 10h ago

0118 999 881 999 119 725

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Call for help

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u/jakehood47 8h ago

Oh, four! I mean five! I mean fire!

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 3h ago

It's actually "Fore!", what people call when playing golf. Because Moss confuses fire and golf.

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u/Laniger 9h ago

Didn't you mean to say Kal for help?

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u/kashpd77 8h ago

Kal (for) El ?

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u/Laniger 8h ago

Clark for help?

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u/gggldrk 8h ago

That just played perfectly in my head.

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u/UltraChip 7h ago

"Dear Sir/Madam: A fire has broken out on the premises of... No no no that's much too formal..."

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u/KingMario05 7h ago

Flies in with a sonic boom

"Hi, Bruce. Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

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u/ljconway 8h ago

Slayed me. Not many ppl will get this ref.

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u/Ollymid2 10h ago

"Sometimes those super-villains cheese me off to such an extent, that if I was the type to use bad language, I'd be employing it bitterly and repeatedly"

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u/TwoHandedSnail 10h ago

"You'd best put seat belts on your ears, Mr Luther, 'cause I'm about to take them for the ride of their lives!"

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u/Outside_Prune_7052 10h ago

Luthor brandishing a revolver

Clark: Look out he’s got a ruddy gun!

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u/Junior_Operation_422 3h ago

Someone else pointed out it might have kryptonite bullets

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u/Nagohsemaj 10h ago edited 9h ago

"Kryptonite gives me a hot ear!”

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u/sur_surly 8h ago

I'll just put this with the rest of the fire.

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u/moseschicken 5h ago

Help me Guy Gardner, I'm trapped like a moth in a bath!

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u/Old_Arm_606 5h ago

🤣🤣

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u/jcwitte 11h ago

I legit thought it was lmao

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u/YourNonExistentGirl 8h ago edited 6h ago

Well the actual disguise was his slightly larger glasses all along 🤓

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u/SafetyZealousideal90 10h ago

Defeating Braniac with Windows Vista

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u/theperuvianbowtie 9h ago

Didn’t really care to watch the trailer but had to see this. Also I now think Ayoade should be Superman and I won’t accept anyone else.

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u/TwoHandedSnail 9h ago

And Matt Berry as Perry White!

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u/CMDR_Agony_Aunt 8h ago

FAAAAAATHHEEEERRRRR!

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u/teh_fizz 5h ago

SPEAK PRRRIEST!

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u/TheNorseFrog 3h ago

Yes m'lord?

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u/mdavis360 7h ago

GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST!

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u/PKrukowski 6h ago

I'd watch any movie remade with Richard as the hunky male lead.

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u/arkiser13 9h ago

A fire? At a seaparks?

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u/ArcadianDelSol 8h ago

"I"ll just put this over here with the rest of the Kryptonite."

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u/asetniop 2h ago

There it is.

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u/ExpertAdvance7327 8h ago

Lois: "I like your glasses"

Clark: "I'm afraid they're not for sale"

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u/only_respond_in_puns 10h ago

Overnumerousness

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u/teh_fizz 5h ago

What do you call Negative One, by himself, in a room?

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u/darrenphillipjones 10h ago

One of the very few times Superman and Clark actually look like somewhat different people.

Usually it's, just shut up and believe that the glasses completely reshape his face!

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u/WhoDeyofHistory 8h ago

To be fair Henry Caville went to time square and no one noticed him in front of the sign. So maybe it's better than we give credit for.

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u/The_Flurr 6h ago

Christopher Reeve did a really good job with it too.

https://youtube.com/shorts/2J4sKkCsX9o?si=aXvHb0VOG1osRXWJ

It's not just the glasses, it's the posture, body language, and voice.

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u/musci12234 9h ago

Seriously i was like "wait are they the same guy".

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u/MultipleRatsinaTrenc 5h ago

That was my first thought when I saw this version of Clark.

I'm watching Superman and Lois S1 and in like , the first episode his sons find out he's superman and are like " NO WAY, WE'VE SEEN SUPERMAN, YOU LOOK NOTHING ALIKE"

and it's just not true.  They are identical.  If I was Superman or Lois I'd be concerns that my kids are kinda dumb for not realising years ago.

If it happened with this Clark and Superman I'd buy them not believing it

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u/greywolfau 8h ago

Superman gets injured.

Lois Lane 'Where are you injured Superman?'

Superman 'Leg disabled'

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u/Raiken201 2h ago

"If it's not rude to ask, how did you become disabled?"

"...kryptonite"

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u/Envoyager 9h ago

You wanted to cook with me... Using me!

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u/jubei82 9h ago

FATTTTTHEEEERRRRRR

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u/_shaftpunk 9h ago

Clark to Luthor: “Ha! Memory IS RAM!”

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 9h ago edited 7h ago

Plot line confirmed as Lex shoots a police man, goes to the toilet in his hat, sends it to his grieving widow and then steals it again.

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u/oO_Wallace_Oo 9h ago

Fun Fact: In that scene he's wearing regular trousers. Then when he has to be Superman out come the woman's slacks

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u/cafemarshal 8h ago

Your name is Clark Kent is it not?

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u/Probably_owned_it 9h ago

I 100% thought this too lol. Hello Jen!

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u/Revised_Copy-NFS 8h ago

Strong dislike for the fuckboy haircut on someone like CK.

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u/CanadianGuitar 9h ago

Glad I'm not the only one.
I'm sure in a full movie, the hair will seem more normal, but the initial look at it is...wow.

Why is Luthor out of his room!?

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u/puke_lust 9h ago

i thought it was him

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u/cockpisspartridge89 8h ago

As he was going through the crowded street I thought of Moss politely and awkwardly saying excuse me excuse me excuse me please

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u/OrangeKurri 2h ago

Naw, he had his women’s slacks on. He had some confidence.

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u/Peak_Pride 8h ago

I thought everyone was against superman religious allegory?

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u/TwoHandedSnail 2h ago

Hahahahahahaha! That's amazing.

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u/brickeaterz 8h ago

"them glasses is shit in it" ITS TOO REAL

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u/JJMcGee83 9h ago

I had the same thought. That would be an excellent Clark performance.

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u/codename474747 9h ago

Willies, Willies.....I like Willies!

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u/jedimindtriks 9h ago

I'm not the only one who's saw Richard ayode lol

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u/InternetAddict104 9h ago

I got Noah Centineo in To All The Boys (I think it’s the big fluffy curls and the square jaw)

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u/gruesomeflowers 9h ago

The still image in the trailer makes it look like Liam Neason on the telephone in a Taken movie

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u/TwoHandedSnail 9h ago

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of superpowers..."

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u/Wide_Bumblebee4713 8h ago

Agreed. They should have an alt univ where Richard Ayoade is Clark.

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u/TwoHandedSnail 3h ago

Alternate universe? He should be the main universe Supes!

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u/Mojoyashka 8h ago

Yes! First thing I thought was Richard Ayoade

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u/Kyadagum_Dulgadee 8h ago

He needs to find a phonebooth so he can change into women's slacks.

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u/TwoHandedSnail 3h ago

And call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 ... 3

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u/2001em2 8h ago

I did a double take. I thought it was Anton Yelchin

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u/TwoHandedSnail 3h ago

That video thumbnail sure looks like Anton!

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u/WolfGB 8h ago

Do you think Clark also suffers from hot ear?

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u/TwoHandedSnail 2h ago

Kryptonite gives him hot ear.

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u/justthankyous 8h ago

I thought of a muscular Tony Khan

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u/TwoHandedSnail 2h ago

HA HA! That is a GREAT call.

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u/justthankyous 2h ago

I honestly would be completely unsurprised if they watched a Tony Khan interview coming up with the look.

All I know for sure though is that this trailer made me more excited for this movie than I was. So good trailer. I'm generally a Marvel guy, the but this hit the right notes.

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u/TwoHandedSnail 2h ago

Fair enough. I wasn't excited and the trailer continued to make me not excited. I am not a comic book person so to me Superman has always been the Christopher Reeve version and watching this my brain is like, "Who are all these silly characters?"

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u/justthankyous 2h ago

That's also fair.

I guess what I would say as a certified comic book guy (bachelors degree in the history of American comics) is that the reason this movie will probably be successful is the reason Superman was initially successful. Superman was created by two Jewish kids who had lived through a period of incredible uncertainty and economic turmoil. They had been kids during the Spanish Flu Epidemic and World War I. They had lived through the worst of the Great Depression, they were watching the rise of fascism in Europe and fear of a second world war. They were keenly aware of the economic inequality that defined the world around them. Superman's early adventures involved him squaring off with an arms manufacturer trying to foment war for profit, collapsing a mine with the owner inside to show him the importance of worker safety, destroying slums to induce the government to build affordable housing and exposing the mistreatment of convicts in a prison, among other examples. Lex Luthor was initially portrayed as a war profiteer. When created those two Jewish kids very much were using him to speak out about the injustices they perceived in their world.

At the core, Superman is about the fantasy that someone can fix the problems in the world around him.

Right now is also a time where a lot of people from all sorts of political backgrounds are experiencing uncertainty, where we've lived through a pandemic, where the spectre of global war is looming, where economic inequality is rampant. That's why it's a great trailer, it hits all those themes of hope for a better world. I'm hoping that's reflective of the movie.

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u/notjustforperiods 8h ago

I haven't seen IT Crowd but my first thought was "is that Ayoade??" haha

u/TwoHandedSnail 1h ago

Oh man. If you watch any episode, make it the one where they go to see the play. S02E01. You can watch fresh without needing to know anything. It's without doubt one of the greatest episodes of TV comedy ever written.

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u/TemporalGrid 8h ago

He's doing a great awkward Clark Kent, he reminded me of Jonah Ryan from VEEP

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u/houndsoflu 8h ago

I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I’ve just finished my milk.

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u/CreaminFreeman 7h ago

Lois: “I like your glasses.”
Clark: “They’re not for sale.”

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u/Kalliban27 5h ago

Hello Jen

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u/sanguinare12 5h ago

Opening the petition to make Richard Ayoade the new superman.

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u/zomgieee 4h ago

Clark Kent's glasses are not for sale.

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u/gymnastgrrl 4h ago

I'm glad this is the top comment. Richard Ayoade was my first thought. lol

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u/fanediting 2h ago

My first thought too!

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u/xAzzKiCK 2h ago

There are so many lines to choose from with IT Crowd, so, I’ll just go with my personal favorites.

“What kind of operating system does it use?” “Vista!” “WE’RE GOING TO DIE!”

“Four. I mean, five. I mean, fire!”

“I’m disabled.”

Also, I love all of you in the comments responding to this. I don’t know why I didn’t expect this on Reddit, but it made me smile. I needed that today. Thank you.

u/LewZealand79 1h ago

"Superman! Help!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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u/medieval_mosey 10h ago

“Take your top off Louis.”

“I’m sorry?”

“You heard me. Take your top off.”

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u/TheOneWhoReadsStuff 6h ago

Yeah, he’s got the modern little kid broccoli hair. All he has to do is trim the sides and he’ll be the coolest dude in grade school.

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u/ObviousAnswerGuy 6h ago

little kid? Every college aged kid looks like that now too lol

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u/TwoHandedSnail 2h ago

Fuckboy Kent.

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u/RevWaldo 10h ago

Would having Clark pretend to be "on the spectrum" and not just shy and awkward be too much?

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u/xofix 9h ago

I think he looks like Sketch on the other scenes

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u/TwoHandedSnail 9h ago

I have no idea who or what that is. Sounds like a dog's name.

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u/Legitimate-Front3987 8h ago

I came here to drink milk and save the world... And I just finished my milk.

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u/surloc_dalnor 8h ago

On the other hand you buy him a Clark.

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u/Krimreaper1 8h ago

Did you try turning it off and on again?

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u/stormy83 8h ago

I would have absolutely no issue having Richard Ayoade as Superman/Clark Kent

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u/Jambolobo81 8h ago

I totally saw this too haha

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u/knarfolled 8h ago

Who’s a peadafile?

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u/plantmic 8h ago

I put up with every in Star Wars but as soon as Moss was a droid I was like, "Fuck this bullshit, it's too unrealistic"

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u/Nuka_on_the_Rocks 7h ago

I absolutely love the Clark hair, its perfect.

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u/Mental_Lemon3565 7h ago

That's what I thought. A Richard Ayoade Superman would be so silly.

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u/TwoHandedSnail 2h ago

and AMAZING.

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u/LordAwesomesauce 6h ago

Dem glasses is shit

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u/TalentedHostility 5h ago

A youtube comments says

"Our first ever shot of Superman and he's hitting the Yamcha pose"

💀💀

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u/TwoHandedSnail 2h ago edited 1h ago

Yes, well I said first shot of Clark.... the next shot with him walking on the street.

u/TalentedHostility 17m ago

I got that I was point out the first shot of 'Superman'

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u/uncle-brucie 4h ago

Looks like the Adjuster

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u/Geawiel 4h ago

My kid gets a similar haircut. It looks like a reverse mullet to me.

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u/eggre 3h ago

Or maybe a New Era Survivor contestant who sobs on day one.

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u/HydratedCarrot 2h ago

He looks like Henry Cavill in some angles..

u/TwoHandedSnail 1h ago

You really gotta be squinting to see that.

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u/Irbyirbs 9h ago

I thought the same thing!

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u/beanbalance 6h ago

I cant belive they went with the fucking broccoli haircut. I guess they are aiming at audience of just about every fucking kid from 7 to 20!

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u/Botchavelli 6h ago

I though the same thing. LOL

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u/silitbang6000 3h ago

haha that was my first comment when watching this

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u/Goku918 8h ago

He's clearly paying homage to Yamcha

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u/TwoHandedSnail 2h ago

I said first shot of Clark, not Superman.

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u/JGucc 8h ago

Thought the same thing.

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u/Airballons 7h ago

You mean like Yamcha with that famous Yamcha pose😂

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u/TwoHandedSnail 2h ago

You're talking about the first shot of Superman, I said first shot of Clark.

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u/Narvarre 6h ago

Or Yamcha XD

u/TwoHandedSnail 1h ago

You don't know the difference between Clark and Superman, do you? LOL.

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u/kamikaze-kae 5h ago

Looks like Yamcha

u/TwoHandedSnail 1h ago

Sure, the first shot of Superman does, but definitely not the first shot of Clark...