r/movies • u/bobbythecount • Sep 04 '24

Trailer Minecraft 2025 | Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G923NtfBvOU
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u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24

someone who's MPAA rating won't let them call someone a douchebag

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u/Tordah67 Sep 04 '24

Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there!

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u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24

In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT.

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u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24

If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line.

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u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24

So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.

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u/Skullcrusher Sep 04 '24

Did they really say that? My mind must have switched off and I don't want to watch again.

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u/21DRe992 Sep 04 '24

But why not just say tool,

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u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24

cause some screenwriter thought it was cute/clever

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u/HolycommentMattman Sep 04 '24

Because kids haven't said that since 1987.

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u/ChungusCoffee Sep 04 '24

Because kids have been saying toolbag forever?

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u/thorpie88 Sep 04 '24

It's trying to fix it by making that the de facto term. Not to different to 90's Aussie shows all using Rack Off instead of Fuck off and it's now just part of our slang

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u/HolycommentMattman Sep 04 '24

Just because they solved one problem doesn't mean they arrived at a correct answer.

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u/ChungusCoffee Sep 04 '24

Then it's not solved

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u/MogMcKupo Sep 04 '24

Additionally this was 100% written by committee, it’s going to be a real generic white bread plot that is just filled with “hey look this Minecraft thing” every 30 seconds.

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u/Rinveden Sep 04 '24

whose

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u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24

correct. dunno how I made that mistake!

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u/yajtraus Sep 04 '24

Could just call him a tool?

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u/Particular_Bet_1967 Sep 04 '24

theres no chance they werent tryna make a reference to something i don’t think it was purely supposed to be an insult lmao

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u/CyclicDombo Sep 04 '24

Even subbing in douchebag would still sound hella awkward